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Let's have another shitty MS paint thread.
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>>34549968
CTBABY
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rolled a 5 on a D10.
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>>34549977
Consider those dubs checked.
oreegano

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Are robots a modern phenomenon or did they always exist

Did previous generations have guys who lived with their parents all their lives and lived vicariously through media to make up for a lack of real life experiences
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You have twice as many female ancestors as you have male ones.
Think about the implications of this and find the answer to your question on your own.
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>>34549961
Yes, but there was no internet so they had even less exposure to the outside world.
I'd say Goebbels and Lovecraft both seemed to fit most definitions of robot
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>>34549961

Yes they always existed. I actually work with a guy in his late 40s who still lives with his parents and always has done.

He never says much about his life so I don't know if watches TV or uses the internet for anything other than booking trains. I know that he loves trains and all his time off revolves around his mum and his trains.

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when will the suicidal thoughts and depression go away. why wont it just go away ? there is nothing i can do to stop it. is my brain and mind destroyed ? am i going to just feel like shit for the rest of my life ? why do i keep thinking its going to get better and it never will. is this life just some sick joke ?
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>>34549910
shrooms
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oroingalllaa
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Well I'm 25. Severe feelings of depression gradually went away around age 22 or so. No major external changes in my life either. No therapy or pills. Just sort of mellowed out.

These days if I get sad its for a reason as opposed to the chronic, crippling feeling of depression from my late teens and early 20s. So it definitely can get better. Everyone is different but hopefully you get better.
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>>34549988
i did shrooms for months straight before and it cured nothing. it made me fall deeper and feel disgusting and have grotesque visions. its like i can't break out of this horrible spell that is on me.its like i am always on the edge or almost about to have a break through to combat this shitty state i am in my brain is just not smart or powerful enough.

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>try to do "meaningful" things by myself every day to make my day a meaningful one
>despite this, at the end of each day i feel like i accomplished nothing

why is this
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>>34549888
right? it seems like the more I accomplish the more aware I am of all the time I waste browsing this place. like if I spent 12 hours on my hobbies instead of 4chan I'd be accomplished in them in no time.

nice trips
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>>34549888
You stole my trips fagot!
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>>34549938
true, but it seems even when i focus 100% i feel as if i failed somehow

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Look through your yearbooks and make comments about the people in them
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Noah-Not surprised you're a trump loving faggot
Tyreese-Mein Nigger
Amber-Oh how I wish you had a facebook so I could fuck you
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>>34549743
>tfw we didn't have yearbooks in my school
It was probably a good thing. Saved me the embarrassment of having a squeaky clean yearbook while everybody else signed each other's
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>yearbook
I never even bothered picking mine up.

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do you have a dakimakura, /r9k/?

if not, why not? don't you want a cute anime girl to cuddle when you sleep?

If you do, who is on it and why did you choose her?
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i want one but i'm afraid of my parents finding her
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>>34550752
>both of my parents have walked into my room when she was lying on the bed
>both of my parents have walked into my room when she was lying on the bed lewd side up
>both of my parents have walked into my room when i was lying down cuddling with her for stress relief
>tfw neither have ever said anything
>tfw i don't care anymore
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>tfw waifu is too obscure and somehow has zero daki designs
Otherwise I'd buy one instantly.

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>Girl wants me to come to her dorm
>nice fat ass
>juicy lips made for sucking
but
>i want to block her & keep foreveralone/virgin status


Why is it like this?
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>>34549727
Because you're a Chad who thinks it's "cool" to be a virgin or something idk
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>>34549727
Because like other people here you'd have no excuse for your own failings.
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>>34549727
Hey 17 year old chadlet you're not a robot and you never were a robot. just go fuck her, but most importantly, fuck off.

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>talk to trap on discord for 3 or 4 days
>get unfriended
i'm so sad and lonely where some people just meant to stay like this forever?
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>>34549725
This is the worst i'v felt in almost a year
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>>34549725
Any pics of trap what did her feminine penis look like? Did you guys fap together?
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>>34549934
I have 2 but there clothed and it's ageist my rule to post pictures of someone else

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>2016
>not watching Homeland
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>>34549683
but its 2017 buddy
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>>34549710
s-shut up
oregano post
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I stopped watching it after season 3. Is it good after that? Season 1 was amazing.

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How do I get a pure white bf if I'm not white?
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How not-white are we talking?
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>>34549627
Be very sexy?
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>>34549627
By being yourself and doing kinky stuff in bed.

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Is it true that women turn into sluts when they're drunk?
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>>34549626
No, they show their true selves
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They were sluts all along, but now they have an "excuse", since they're drunk they can't be expected to control themselves.
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>>34549626
I do know they'll turn you into a convicted felon the day after

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Do parents resent their kids who become more successful than them?
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No, they're usually proud. I think.
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>>34550095
This, they then project it was their acheivement and tell (see: show off) to all their acquaintances about it
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My father resents my big brother for dropping out college despite having 2 children and being a manager in a company.

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What could he have possibly meant by this action? What is his endgame?
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>these are the lovers of ""thicc""
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His cousin trapped in there and he giving him moral support
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>millions of American soldiers died in ww2 for this
Hmm

>Started hitting a gym today.
Does that mean that I'm slowly becoming a normie?
Does that mean that everytime I will post something I get "GET OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEE" replies?
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>>34549569
It's not normie, it's just a great decision. To be fair, Travis from Taxi Driver was fit as fuck but he was no normie.
But going to a gym is pretty gay. Don't waste your money
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GET OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEE
tf this was not riinal
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>>34549607
This. Gyms are so boring and I don't get why 4chan is so obsessed with weight training as the end all be all source of exercise.

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What happens if I cut my flacid 2 inch penis off?
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>>34549554
It would be extremely painful.

Originalaroni
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you will bleed and feel pain.
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>>34549573
and he's not even a big guy

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