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>>34552711
Mate I'm a twig and I can run around with 50lbs on my shoulder.

Go do some callisthenics

Nice dubs.

what the fuck are you talking about? are you actually physically paralyzed? if this was a better time, you would starve in the winter and end your pathetic bloodline.

>>34553019
>if this was a better time, you would starve in the winter and end your pathetic bloodline.
virgins actually believe this

>>34552687
I'm a programmer. It's my passion job. Ideally i only need to talk to one person - project manager and they usually are pretty cool dudes

>>34552687
Same desu fampaitachi

R E T A I L C U C K

I'm getting 12 hours this week. No complaints, because I fucking hate working, and love leeching off my parents.

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he was so happy

>>34552678
rocker.png

>>34552678
My hair looks similar to that at the moment, too short to tuck behind ears properly but too long to just let it fall straight over my forehead, I really need to get it cut

Who /gone rogue/ here

>>34552604
I protect all females on the internet and in real life. If a femanon thread is made I will go to it and I will defend her. I ask nothing in return.

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white knights with a dark side <3

>>34552556

friendly reminder that if you haven't read this book you're not a robot

>>34552556
shave your head completely, and preferably grow facial hair. nobody gives a shit about a shaved dude, but a seriously receding hairline looks fucking awful.

>>34552556
I started going bald at 14. Be glad you got to through high school without everyone telling you, "bro your going bald haha."

By the age of 17 I just stopped caring and let it go on. Coincidentally others stopped caring once I stopped.

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>>34552499
It's the share/give your opinion on everything generation. Used to if people didn't like something/someone they would just move on, now though they have to make sure everyone knows they don't like it which leads to much more negativity

>>34552499
nigger nigger nigger doggo nigger kike faggot jew

>>34552499
These are difficult times, and unfortunately people deal with that by becoming stressed and unkind.

a mirror

>>34552418
midget anal

>>34552418
An anal thread on /h/. Cure or kill me, please.

>>34552408
just transition or go trap from here on out because you seriously look like a girl

>>34552440
/thread
not an original comment

>>34552408

You're some 10/10 dickgirl material

start HRT and become the little girl/futa

>>34552335
>>just shat my pants

Use the fucking bathroom you disgusting man child

>>34552335
hahaha

Was it diarrhea? If so its ok, it happens to everyone once or twice a year...

right?

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you wanna stay away from coffee or cigarettes and def coffee and cigarettes

>>34552317
Because you don't like to be around other people.

>>34552317
Because it feels like you own the place even though you don't, or at the very least that you're free from being confined to a house or whatever stereotyped behaviors you're supposed to carry out in public

>>34552317
I find them worse. Some cunt watching me on the security cam, while in a crowded one I just blend in with the crowd. But each to their own.

So how's life in Somalia?

It's not the government's job, but it's in a society's best interest to make it their government's job.

>>34552248
>he thinks believing and following a political ideology is valuable and will make a difference at all
>not knowing that the entirety of human history is a never ending cycle of the same things happening over and over because no matter what we can't change human behavior
>not knowing that there is nothing we can do to stop this from happening

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>>34552245
I might be able to create a slingshot if you gave me enough time

>>34552245
app building application

>>34552245
Catapult to shoot Roasties and Chads into the ocean.

Make sure to put weight on them so they sink to the bottom.

>>34552227
no but ever since I saw
https://www.ted.com/talks/martin_pistorius_how_my_mind_came_back_to_life_and_no_one_knew
I've been terrified of becoming paralysed for that exact reason

I think you got a typo in the second line?
That's messed up man, but I think it's because of the 'illness' aspect. If you boil it down to 'having a personal conscious sextoy' it sounds more kinky to me.

>>34552304
No, the rape is a big factor in this.

Im really good at dangerous situations since its very difficult to shock me.

Unless its spider related.

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>>34552123
I have a nice smile. Not perfect teeth, that's different. Customers at work compliment me on it a lot, I've also been told I look like Anne Hathaway

I've got a pretty good vocabulary in two languages and know how to use it effectively.

Good post, honestly. There should be more positive (etymologically) threads.

brain and nerves

Neural connexions

consciousness is a meme
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