HELP MY LITTLE BRO IS PLAYING ROBLOX SONIC FANGAMES I DON'T WANT HIM TO END UP SONIC FAN TRASH WTF DO I DO
>>39007541
Send him to Guangzhou so he can learn to live a normal life.
maybe get the fuck out of here you fucking normie, seriously what is wrong with you
>>39007589
How the fuck am I a normie
Do you tip? I ordered delivery and kinda wanna tip but all I have is $20 bills and the food is $19.99, should I just give him/her a $20 tip?
It's called a card
>>39007267
All of my debit cards are in the negative, my job gives me paper checks.
ask if the deliverer has change of a 20 and give them 10 or 5 if you like
>24 kv, introverted cyborg
>Dinner with my family
>They start talking about my chad cousin and his new gf
>Then they proceed to ask me why I haven't had one yet
>Dad starts making fun about me missing on teenage love and asks what am I waiting for
>I'm actually in love with a girl right now but she just wants to stay friends
>Stay silent and stare at them with a smile (pic related)
I fucking hate my life
What do you think would happen if you told them the truth, all of it?
Had similar talks back in the day. One ended with my grandmother asking me if I wanted to become a priest. Parents asked multiple times if I was gay, etc. Could never figure out how they could not see how socially retarded I was and how dating was so out of the question.
>>39007204
>25
>dad keeps telling me to find a gf
>he had 2 on the go
>60 years old and gets laid more than me
This will be a great thread, I can feel it edition
1st for poopoo peepee thread
Soundtrack for tonight lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKyBOYBn07g
Every hour is a season
Every minute lasts a day
So I sit here picking stitches
I find comfort in decay
How I long to fill my lungs
So tell me how does it feel to,
Breathe air cold and clean
'Cause I've been living on my knees since I was seventeen
Thought I was safe beneath the smoke,
But even under cover I still choke
Well my wings were clipped and even if they weren't
(Even if they weren't)
I've not the guts to fly and leave behind the Earth
(Leave behind the Earth)
There's no poetry in my soul,
(Poetry, in my soul)
Just a list of lies I've told,
(There's just lies, that I've told)
And I don't know how much longer I can hold on.
Well my wings were clipped and even if they weren't
(Even if they weren't)
I've not the guts to fly and leave behind the earth
(Leave behind the Earth)
There's no poetry in my soul,
Just a list of lies I've told
And I don't know how much longer I can hold on
My wings were clipped but even if they weren't
I've not the guts to fly and leave behind the earth
There's no poetry in my soul
Just a list of lies I've told
And I don't know how much longer I can hold...
all who post in this thread affirm their desire to be one with Allah.
What do you think about becoming a scuba diver?
>>39006739
its too wet
>>39006739
The gear will be useful for extended face-sitting sessions
>>39006739
that's not an occupation.
Happy birthday to me
I have 0 friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OW9K84EbU4
>>39006713
Happy birthday to me as well.
I have no money and nobody to spend the day with me.
Get to have a nice chocolate bar and thats it.
I can't win at video games, no fun, my entire body is sore for no reason and life fucking sucks.
Lol happy birthday, how old are we today :)
Funny thing is it is the same day my mom cheated on my dad kek.
Well Robots, this is it. Tomorrow night I'm visiting a girl I met on Tinder and we're gonna fuck. Problem is, I have no idea what to do. How the hell do I not mess up? Any chads who can give advice?
>>39006609
Talk about marriage often and early.
Sure.
Firstly... what are you most afraid of happening?
>>39006609
dont b urself
ororo
When blacks want to kill, they go after enemy combatants(rival gangs and police). When whites want to kill, they have to be pussies and go after schools and churches.
tired, unoriginal and shitty bait thread
saged
>>39006586
Roof killed some communist BLM anti-white cunts
>>39006656
They were old black people at church you idiot
Robots, did you glo up/become handsome/beautiful as an adult?
i was a cute child who girls had crushes on a lot but i'm just average looking now
>>39006412
No, I was way better looking as a kid, and I want to go back.
>>39006412
Unlike the guy in OP's pic, no i didn't take GH while i was in high school
>It's another episode of anon is alone at friday evening and does literally nothing
>>39006229
You fucking loser. I bet you're just gonna smoke weed and watch YouTube videos and attempt to play video games but fail because you're too fucking lazy to even do that.
>>39006282
Not OP but you just accurately described most of my evenings after work
>>39006282
Wrong. Weed gives me panic attacks
I browse /r9k/ and try to ignore my crippling depression
>my face when bf calls me mommy
>>39006090
I was about to make this thread this week.
Thanks anon.
>mfw older sub calls me Daddy
>>39006090
>the real face when a girl's bf calls her mommy
women hate submissive men, daily reminder. you cannot refute this.
How many /r9k/ stereotypes do you fit?
>Fedora
>Glasses
>Receding hairline
>Doesn't style hair
>Unkempt facial hair
>Graphic tees/polos
>Cargo shorts
>Wallet chain
>White socks
>Sandals/cheap boots
>Overweight / underweight
>Fingerless gloves
>Pale
>Video games that aren't CoD, FIFA, etc.
>Anime
>Listening mostly to metal, vidya/anime soundtracks, or YouTube classical playlists
>Does not read / favorite books are genre fiction / favorite books are ones read in high school
>Refuses to watch television or Hollywood feature films
>Can't draw or play an instrument
>Kissless/Hugless/Virgin
>Does not shower daily
>Rewears clothes as much as possible without washing them
>Eats mostly junk food
>Does not work out
>Room is not clean (but desktop is spotless and PC is perfectly organized)
>Several Gigabytes of memes saved (bonus points if Pepe/Wojak)
>Cannot drive / does not own a car
>No job
>Not in college / studying STEM at a local community college
>Uses Linux
>Owns an Android phone / does not own a phone
>No social media / does not update social media daily
>No RL friends / does not go out every weekend
>Considers himself conservative
>Hates women
>Sympathizes with Hitler
>Thinks there is a Jewish/Marxist conspiracy (bonus points if it is the reason for your suffering)
>Wants strict bans on drugs
>Refuses to drink or smoke (bonus points if your justification is the health risks but you drink soda anyway)
>Thinks clubbing/raving/etc. is "degenerate"
>Considers himself to be a MRA or MGTOW
>Favorite foods are pizza, cheetos, and/or doritos
>>39005993
not much really
>glasses
>a bit pale
>anime
>listen to a lot of anime or japanese music, like tohou, shibayan, etc
>virgin
and that's basically it
>Glasses
>Doesn't style hair
>Unkempt facial hair
>Graphic tees/polos
>Cargo shorts
>White socks
>Sandals/cheap boots
>Overweight
>Pale
>Video games that aren't CoD, FIFA, etc.
>Refuses to watch television or Hollywood feature films
>Can't draw or play an instrument
>Kissless/Hugless/Virgin
>Does not shower daily
>Rewears clothes as much as possible without washing them
>Eats mostly junk food
>Does not work out
>Room is not clean (but desktop is spotless and PC is perfectly organized)
>Several Gigabytes of memes saved (bonus points if Pepe/Wojak)
>Cannot drive / does not own a car
>No job
>Not in college
>Uses Linux
>Owns an Android phone
>No social media
>No RL friends
>Hates women
>Thinks there is a Jewish/Marxist conspiracy (bonus points if it is the reason for your suffering)
>Wants strict bans on drugs
>Favorite foods are pizza, cheetos, and/or doritos
Meh, it could be worse.
>>39005993
>Listening mostly to metal, vidya/anime soundtracks, or YouTube classical playlists
>Does not read / favorite books are genre fiction / favorite books are ones read in high school
>Refuses to watch television or Hollywood feature films
>Can't draw or play an instrument
>Kissless/Hugless/Virgin
>Cannot drive / does not own a car
>No job
>Owns an Android phone / does not own a phone
>No social media / does not update social media daily
>No RL friends / does not go out every weekend
>Wants strict bans on drugs
>Refuses to drink or smoke
>Thinks clubbing/raving/etc. is "degenerate"
>Favorite foods are pizza, cheetos, and/or doritos
wew I started off so well.
Why don't you just go outside and talk to women? It seems like the obvious solution for your problem.
>>39005849
>why dont you just go outside and talk to women?
about what?
>>39005849
well I don't really want to
>>39005849
>hitting on a girl on the street
Only chad can get away with this, and even he experiences lots of failure this way. I'm average at best, there's not a chance it hell it'd work.
For those in your early 20's, have you cold-approached 1000 women in your life by now? If not, why are are wasting your life away?
I dont have the time
>>39005699
I've settled down with a mail order bride.
I've cold approached 2.
Everything else has been initiated by the girl or some kind of online thing or a friend that I asked out eventually.
/robot radio/
what are you listening to this evening to relax anons?
share music with your fellow robots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05rio-M9dIg
Listening to Meat Puppets at the moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IenJY0QWIJE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_HThh8xle8
>>39005625
because im a space geek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg5QMysuSYg