How do blackbots feel about Trump?
>>34553554
He's just like any other politician but knows his scandals are more valuable in the forefront than they are in the back room.
I voted for him desu, but feel as if i was bamboozled by fake news and vitriolic hatred for hillary clinton.
i honestly hope he does a decent job. If anything his presidency is making it evident how left biased our media has become.
>>34553554
I voted for him because he said he would help me get out of this shithole known as Chicago.
I voted for him because I hope he fixes the problems Obama promised to fix but ignored in favor of LGBT rights
>tfw dirty uncircumcised foreskin peepee
All the girls want a nice clean foreskin-less penis to suck. Thinking of getting a circumcision. Should I do it?
Noone will suck your dick either way
>>34553553
OP BTFO GEEZ LOUISE
Fuck no. Ramp up your cleaning regimen if necessary but do not get snipped.
t. cutfag.
Just wanted to say thanks to the anon who opened my eyes on deenz. I didn't believe the meme at first, but I've been eating them for a few weeks now and feel amazing, like a completely new me. They must be some kind of superfood or something, and to top it all off they taste amazing too.
So yeah, just a shoutout and thanks to deenz anon, wherever he may be, I've bought into the hype now.
>>34553500
Just about to crack open a fresh can of mustard sardines. Here's to you, robots.
>>34553523
I haven't been bold enough to try other flavors/types, have you any recommendations and what's your favorite?
>>34553500
damn op, how many times do you eat it a day?
Season brand says not BPA but I'm still worried .
what girls did you admire in high school, fellow anons?
I didn't go to high school.
originalismus
The two-dimensional variety
None. Are you fucking crazy???
>Mom won't pay for my Art degree
Tendies and GBP don't count.
>>34553469
She's a smart spender
>>34553469
>going to university or college for art
you were never going to make it anyway
>tfw lost my accent when I moved to Atlanta
>tfw chimps have taken over Atlanta
>tfw southern hospitality isn't a thing here
>>34553462
>tfw move from beach of North Carolina to Tennessee
>everyone here has incredibly retarded accents
>everyone sounds like an inbred redneck
JUUUST
>tfw sweet tea withdrawals
>>34553909
Fuck, i get this too
How was your day robots?
I woke up, took a big shit, then got out of bed
>>34553436
Good.
Woke up, had sex with the gf, went out for lunch, went shopping, and am now posting from the shower.
>>34553436
Well played, m'lord
>>34553459
I know it is not original, but let's do this...
NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Are stimulants the cure for betaness
>>34553427
Yes
Got adderall last month. Loving the results
>>34553427
no, depressants (ie ALCOHOL) are
t. guy who people only like being around when I'm drunksuicide imminent
>>34553427
Question: is kratom a meme or it actually helps you get your shit together?
I'm depressed and I cannot force myself to do anything with my life
There's a shy qt 3.14 in my Computer Science class I want to get to know but my autism and social anxiety double team me if I try to get close to a woman.
>>34553424
yeah, its the worst feeling. i get it any time i talk to any stranger and especially attractive people. I feel sick to my stomach and feel like my skin is boiling hot. it is an awful fucking feeling
>>34553535
Is there any hope for us? I can't handle the stress everyday anymore. It's starting to cause issues.
>>34553676
I dont know. Only thing ive found to help is apathy. for years ive been perfecting the art of not giving a shit, and at the cost of any even remote chance of relationships with humans, you feel fairly comfortable. sometimes
If a girl sent you this letter, how would you feel?
I'd feel that she wants to be my gf and I'd say yes
But realistically I'd have to wake up since I'm not white (not black) so I'd never get a letter like this ever from any woman
>>34553421
>GTFO OF MY EMAILS ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEE
feelings are for the weak
>daughter comes home with bad grades
>beat the shit out of her
>she starts crying
>beat the shit out of her until she stops crying
Who /good dad/ here?
Did you spank with your open hand on her bottom whie she was bent over your knee, rubbing the heat of your slaps in with your hand? if not, you missed out.
Your fault for giving her dumbass genetics
>>34553486
I can't wait to do this to my daughter.
Who's the most robotic fantasy character, and why is it Raistlin Majere?
>>34553208
Thank you for reminding me of this character and of Margaret Weiss and Tracy Hickman. Have you read "the Death Gate cycle" ? It's also by them. Had a super sick 90s point and click PC game too. I beleive I read half of a Dragonlance book once, so I've heard of this character, but that's all. My main fave was Death Gate though.
>>34553289
Never heard about it. I haven't read fantasy for ages.
>>34553208
i bought this book at a used shop the other day
get out of my head charles
>tfw the virgin killer sweater is spreading everywhere on the internet
>tfw you'll never have a gf who'll wear it for you
>tfw even if you get someone in the future the meme will be dead amd you'll never get to see the beautiful sexiness
>>34553162
>tfw you'll never have a gf wearing a regular sweater and having a nice cuddly evening snuggling comfortably while watching some movie
>>34553162
Where can I buy this apron?
>>34553162
>virgin killer sweater
this seem to imply the wearer is a virgin who wants sex or she is a sex goddess who wants a virgin
What's your favorite desserts robots?
CREAM PlE
>>34553355
Neat anon what flavor do you like the most though
cake is ok
>Be a NEET shut in from ages 19-26
>Finally got enough confidence and motivation to go and study something I actually care about
>Go to orientation day
>Subject is a female majority study with the class being 6 males and 33 females
>Most of the females are just out of high school
I am going to be surrounded by 17/18/19 year old girls for the next 2 years lads. I don't know if I will be able to handle it.
>>34553104
Why not just become friends with them?
>>34553104
What gave you the confidence and motivation to stop being a NEET?
>>34553104
>fallling for the college meme
Just get job you fucking bum