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>>34555172
I'm a cyborg you fag. Its one step below a chadbot

Cyborgs are normies. I don't care if you look or act "weird", social interaction makes you a normie. To a robot, you are just a normie with a different coat of paint.

The term originated with special snowflake normies on /r9k/ who hate anything "normal". The worst kind of underage faggots.

>>34555288
>social interaction makes you a normie

This is what we're doing on this Chinese calligraphy mailing list. That makes everyone here normies.


Is that stretching the goals a bit too much? Look at all the university threads.

Even if you just sit in the back/front by yourself in all your classes and don't say a word to anyone and eat your lunch in the bathroom stalls or underneath some stairs, you still have the minimum intelligence and social skills to have been accepted into that university.

The concept of "true robot" is retarded. The only true robots would be people who stay inside 24/7 and shit in diapers not as a fetish but because they're too retarded to be potty-trained, much less able to use a computer to post frogs on the internet.

>>34555146

people now won't remember tasteless or artosis, that's some oldfag gsl shit, my dude.

>>34555146
He confirmed this story isn't true

and day 9 fucking scammed me out of my tyrael's armor back when diablo 3 had a real money auction house and gold wasn't duped to shit.

fuck day 9. his accnt was "day9tv"

Who else /thinks she can be alone while simultaneously ignoring guys that aren't Chad/ here?

>>34555126

Guys who aren't Chad ignore me. Go back to worshipping attention whoring failed Stacy's while telling me ignore every guy who isn't Chad.

>>34555179

I meant "while telling me that I ignore every guy who isn't Chad". Oops.

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I didn't know things would turn out like this

>>34555101
>banned
>posting
that illegal anon

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Things will work out, won't they? I'm only 26 and never held a job longer than six months and been unemployed since 2013.

me neither but one time i kissed a girl on the cheek in elementary school during a spin the bottle game and i think she's a he now

>>34555016
Why are you asking /r9k/
Orgig

Girls are inhumanly soft, and being allowed to touch their lips and skin makes you instantly realize that you are a horrible ogre made of baked dog turds by comparison

Kissing a girl for the first time is like only ever having experienced damp moldy dishrags your entire life, for your concept of what "wetness" feels like, and then suddenly being allowed to run your hand through cool, crisp, clean spring water

It's a whole new experience

>>34554988
>2016
Anon....

Originslseccx

you only need to employ lots of computer experts who can respond faster than doing a search on google which doesn't take long at all

>>34554988
some websites do this, they have a chat bar on the side,
around 50% of the time its pre written responses though

>>34554888
Dude, you have woman eyes. It's a clear giveaway that you are ftm.

those eyes arent dead he looks like he has a problem with stabbing me in the eyeball with a phillips head or at least hesitation

>>34554888
He has the eyes of a false flag

>>34554852
Never

Spaghetti is green

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>>34554852
I had a dream a week ago about hugging a girl.
I can still feel her chest pressing agaisnt mine. It was great.

This is going to sound unbelievable but the last girl I hugged was Stoya who I was in a psych ward with last year.

>>34554836
>i took drugs and now i'm having different thoughts
wow woah

this is the dumbest shit ive ever read on this board in a while. fuck you

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>tfw to smart to order drugs on the internet and watch youtube videos

>>34554828
Assuming you'd hypothetically find a giant woman and that you'd fit inside her vagina, you'd die of asphyxiation or from internal trauma from being squeezed by her very powerful muscles.

>>34554976
Can you give me the math on that?

>>34555565
no he cant because he's just regurgitating sonething he read before

in all reality it's probably like being hugged by 3 buff chads, except they are vagina walls, and you'd probably instantly drown in vaginal mucus unless she isn't a virgin

>>34554701
>never had any siblings
>not attracted to any of my cousins


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

dgaf, come back when you fucked your brother.

>>34554788
OP has a penis, should he still fuck his brother?

>>34554675
What were you today OP?

>>34554675
Psychologist is the only way

>>34554684
>What were you today OP?

Twisted fucking psychopath

>>34554646
Sniff, lick and bite until I'm satisfied.

>>34554646
2D has no thiccness

whats the point

Nothing because
Anime
Isn't
Real
BRRRRRRRAPPP

woodland creature

Park Ranger obv

Game Warden but its kind of difficult to get the job

I do that, but I only pull out my ball hairs.

>>34554626
I don't need to pull out my hair im balding anyway. You don't know pain unless you started balding at 19

>>34554626
I think I have it.
I mainly pull out the hair on my shoulders, on my chest, on my stomach, on my legs, on my feet and also on the upper part of my pubic area.

I have scars all over my legs cuz of it.

I do it by first twirling the hair strand and then pulling when it feels right.

I don't pull my hair strands out because it hurts too much.

How to stop??