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Congrats, you have been accepted into the dark side and now hold the title of Sith.
Your Sith name will be the word "Darth" followed by the last food you ate.
What's your new Sith name?
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darth cheez-its
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Darth VaderI'm German and I ate my dad
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>>34555651
Darth Splitpea
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>"It's okay, Anon, size doesn't matter to me"
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>>34555644
She prefers a bigger man
but if you privde a comfy life she wont leave you
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>>34555662
>Know that you will never measure up to one of her previous sexual experiences
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>>34555644
That dick is actually kind of small, and from that angle is should be huge
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where is the qt3.14 boy who made a thread being with boomerang? uwu
>tfw no bf with qt glasses to introduce you to boomerang
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>>34555619
GO AWAY HE'S MINE
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>>34555668
doesnt even look like rem thinks people want him btfo
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>>34555689
>rem
what a shit tier waifu
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What's the difference between XVideos, Heavy-R, Motherless, Redtube, etc? Are they the same?
>Which is the edgiest (unlisted is fine)?
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Motherless. I feel horrible for knowing this
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Xvideos is the most normie for sure
It's my go to
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spankbang has a lot of new shit in hd, it just gets taken down fast
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>too boring to have a gf
>too boring to have friends
I started taking anti-anxiety pills but I still can't socialize because I have absolutely nothing to say, I have no personality
I just stare off into the distance and get startled whenever someone talks to me and I literally cannot respond with anything meaningful
does anyone else know this feeling? my brain is mostly empty. the only thing I can talk about is stupid shit like video games and memes. I have no hobbies, no experiences, nothing I could ever have a conversation about let alone multiple conversations over the years as a friend/boyfriend
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Damn, same situation here. minus the anti anxiety pills
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>>34555527
>Tfw too anxious to get anxiety pills
How did you do it, OP? I always break down just on a phone call
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>>34555764
I'm not gay and I don't have any forms of social media
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>mfw still call native americans "indians"
i honestly dont give a fuck
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>>34555523
wow bro, you sound like a real bad ass. watch out everybody, OP is fucking out of control
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>>34555523
a testament to the white mans stupidity *sniffs*
*tugs at shirt collar*
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I believe you meant "injuns"
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i just got done watching link related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJdFUdcGJas
and I looked at the comments and everyone was saying that everyone in the video was ugly
i thought that they looked OK
what do you guys think
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>>34555475
The white guy is kinda hot.
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On the internet, there's only 1/10 and 10/10.
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if they're considered "ugly" then im really fucked.
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>drop something
>fly into a rage
>beat self up until i can't move
th-this is normal though, r-right?
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Is it just me or this board is infested with mentally ill girls now?
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>>34555497
I thought that was the whole point
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>>34555474
WOW, OWOWOWOO YOU ARE SO LE UNIQUE AND RANDOM XDDDDDDDD THAT'S SOOOOOO UNIQUE AND INTERESTING AND TOTALLY BADASSSSSSSSSSSSSS YOU MUST BE SO COOOOOL
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>tfw have to explain what a dakimakura is to the police
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>tfw have to explain to psychologist what the difference between pedophilia and hebephilia is
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>>34555453
Did you get caught receiving it in the mail? was it loli?
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>tfw have to explain to dad the difference between liking traps and being gay
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Today I met up with a friend whom I hadn't seen over ten years. In catching up, she told me about why she and her siblings had to leave the US with her mother.
Her father cheated on her mother and tried to gain full rights over her and her brother. He wanted to simply kick their mother out of their lives and integrate his children into the family of the women with whom he cheated. When the courts didn't rule in his favor, he refused to pay child support and hid personal documents from them in order to prevent their departure from the US.
How is that not as bad as what women in woman-hating posts do? R9k is entertaining and eye-opening, but I claim hypocrisy.
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>didn't give her free money
>tried to stop her from taking the kids away from the best country on earth to some 3rd world shithole like germany
>these are as bad as enslaving a man for the rest of your lives because you don't want to get a job
cool story roastie
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When you try to save your kids from a woman who likely never loved you, so she takes your kids and forces you to pay for them even though you haven't seen them since that day.
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>>34555591
you have such severe selective reading. this is why your life sucks desu senpaitachi.
tons of women are cunts and whores but you're just being like a SJW level of delusion.
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I'm doing a bit of cocaine and having a couple of beers, feels good man. What about you?
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>>34555378
Nice senpai, i did a few lines of 3fpm and 4fma. Kind of hating myself for it now but eh
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>>34555450
Never heard of that, what is it?
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>>34555506
Research chemical stimulant. I find it to be a lot more euphoric than adderal and speedy in a more positive way. It also boosts my confidence similarly to cocaine
I tried fruit for the first time the other day. I went to wawa and bought the pre sliced mango. It tasted like fruit gum and it was pretty juicy but I didn't really like the texture I almost didn't want to chew it. But I kept eating it and by the end it became tolerable
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>>34555351
Cool!
oreganalios communtario
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>>34555351
>tried fruit for the first time
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>>34555370
Thank you
>>34555373
Not everybody eats fruit. It's better that I tried it for the first time at 21 than at 41
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>Why are you losing?
>You always used to beat me at this game, big bro!
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>>34555245
What a fucking dirty shit skin ass. Probably reeks of rotten curry and tacos.
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>>34555245
What universe can white guys have cute asian sisters that love them?
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>>34555245
>"Spread em nice and wide Taniqua, Big bro gots to bust a nuuuuuut"
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friendly reminder to all the lonely anons!
to all the sad anons!
to all the anxious anons!
to all the kind anons!
You matter.
You have value.
Don't give up!
We're all in this together.
<3 <3 <3 <3
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>>34555228
fuck you normie wannabe faggot
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>Get told "You are rude" LITERALLY only because I told a girl "You're really cute"
>on a DATING APP
>yet in spite of this, I'm supposed to believe I have value/I "matter"
morphine doesn't lie to me like you do OP
I bet she wouldn't think Chad was rude
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>>34555228
As much as
>reeee normie fag out
I gotta admit i sort of needed the reminder rn. Thanks but GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU FEURCKUNG HNUUUURMIESSSS
>literally do nothing but fap all day and browse 4chan
can someone tell me some things to do
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>>34555175
there's no hope
thankfully not original
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>>34555175
same boat
bumping
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>>34555175
get your pilot's license
you know where to go with it from here