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What are some people that were robots before 4chan?
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Definitely Mozzers. I'd wager The Smiths are literally /r9k/: the band.
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Morrissey is a literal SJW, not even remotely robotic. Nick Drake and Daniel Johnston are the only correct answers as far as musicians go.
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>>34557300
Moz said that chinese people are subhuman and he's very nationalist.
He's not that SJW, anon.
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Anyone seen this book? This, particular piece of shit is one of the most rage inducing publications I have ever fucking encountered. It literally proves that modern day feminism reigns under the guise of pure hedonism. Total and utter destruction to the dignity of sex, marriage and men alike. Complete obsession with a victim complex. Blaming their pure greed as liberation.
This book is apparently famous.
Why.
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>>34557199
????
that book looks like it's written for 40-year-old women
why did you waste your time on that
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>>34557249
My ex's mother had it, ex said it was good.
I couldn't bare to read anymore than the start. It made me feel ill.
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The Marge Simpson episode was one of the best ones IMHO
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>600 word essay for college application due in an hour
>can't think of what to write
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>>34557181
write about rare pepes
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>>34557181
Is it for UNH?
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>>34557685
No, OSU.
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Christian Robot Thread 2017-02-01 03:54:15 Post No.34557091
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Not sure if it makes much sense for robots to believe, just curious to see if there are any of you out there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75Kz6NkquHM
Noches de oracion, creyendo que han de contestar
de confianza una cancion, cantaba el corazon
ahora no hay temor, sin miedo nos econtraran
la montana se movio, la fe lo consiguio
Milagros tu veras, si tu con fe...
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>>34557091
i'm not christian but i'm definitely with you guys in the war against islam
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>>34557173
So you're just an original racist
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>>34557173
DEUS VULT MEA FRATER
morbid cynicism but it gets results
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>>34557044
>A Soviet soldier... A lot of them came from Central Asia before, but lately they've been using more and more Russians. Simple really - there's less hesitation to pull the trigger if they're not fighting their own race. Morbid cynicism, but it gets results. That's humanity for you.
Blood and soil. The only two things that inspire passion in man.
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>>34557527
That line has stuck with me like a wart since I first played the game.
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>>34557637
It's edgy but I thought it was cool as well.
>That kid who spent all of high school english class reading loli hentai.
I had to sit behind him for a solid month and was to traumatized to look up.
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>>34556961
>That kid who would never talk to anyone at recess, but would instead assume a power squat stance for the entire 30 minutes
We were nice kids too. We tried to include him or at least figure out what the fuck he was doing, but he chose to remain mysterious.
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that kid who made up a plotline to moby dick and responded to the teacher's "what happened?" with it
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>>34557000
I was trying to make some serious gains to leave humanity behind and get away from you faggots.
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Lyrics that really hit you 2017-02-01 03:44:15 Post No.34556886
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Lyrics that really hit you
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>Last night I dreamt
>That somebody loved me
>No hope - but no harm
>Just another false alarm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qplm5pKMf-0&app=desktop
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>I promise you'll be happy
>And even if you're not
>There's more to life than that
>Don't ask me what
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>I'm sick of spending these lonely nights
>Training myself not to care
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Do I sound boring if I say my hobbies are literature and history?
I know a ton of people say that they like history and literature as their hobbies, but they never really mean it, from my experience. I actually do: I just purchased some primary sources on the Byzantine Empire, and have been reading them up because I found it extremely interesting. I also am reading a number of books I got for Christmas: both of them short stories, one of them from William Saroyan and the other is a book of short stories by a Spaniard author.
I'm just wondering - do I sound boring? These are about the only things that interest me: I don't particularly like video games, I'm not good with any technical hobbies such as programming or mechanics; I'm not good at science or math, and although the idea of doing outdoor hobbies (camping, hunting, shooting) sounds appealing to me, I've never really done them (I camped a few times with my family, but it doesn't count - and I went shooting once, but I already forgot how to even reload the piece) and am completely ignorant of the finer details involved with them.
I used to say 'drawing' was a hobby of mine, because some people said I was good at it - but I haven't drawn in years, and I don't like it much; plus I think whatever small amount of talent I had left me from years of not using it.
The only other thing I would describe as a hobby is cooking. I like trying new recipes whenever I can. I don't consider myself a chef, though, or even particularly good.
Fuck, reading over my own post, I sound fucking boring.
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that does sound boring
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Nah you sound fine don't worry.
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>>34556825
No, you don't sound boring. To me at least. I occasionally like to read through Wikipedia articles to find what our old folks used to do, and doing so is honestly some of the most interesting stuff I've read in years. I've also recently started reading again after a long break, and it feels so good to finish book after book.
OP, you're right. People would find that boring. But that doesn't matter, you don't need to think what other people think. Just concentrate on yourself and what you can learn from our resources.
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Me and my friends make stupid corny YouTube videos. They're not great. We try though. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZF7Ik_jvTY we're thinking of ways to make the show better.
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>>34556774
How about instead of shooting at your face, you have the woman shove the food up your hairy asshole?
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This would be ten times funnier if you were both in blackface.
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That sound of you shoving a burger down a tube really made me shiver.
I had a less than normal experience on a website called "typeaway.net". I ran into this one fine gentlemen (I believe) who persisted in pursuing more than a few sexual roleplays, all of which I denied and promptly extinguished. He was surprisingly persistent, but I remained vigilant and
Now, I lied straight through my teeth to this guy. Obviously I wasn't going to tell him my personal information, so don't trust any of the things I said about myself in any of the pictures. It's most likely not true.
Now, I've skipped the very beginning where we just said hello and got directly to the part where things got interesting. ( Pardon my being a pretentious little faggot. It's funny, because I misspelled a lot of words. Especially "psychology")
Attached is the first point of interest. I'll continue in the replies.
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Part 2. I skipped some extra stuff.
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>>34556761
Bump for intersectI have no social life
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Part 3. Direct continuation.
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Any boys out there want a straight boyfriend?
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Can I still suck your penis?
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>>34556742
>Any boys out there want a straight boyfriend?
it's only straight if you are taking hormones or in the process of acquiring hormones
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>>34556977
Um? No. I only like girls, but I'm OK with having a boyfriend.
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grab your juice boxes faggots, its story time 2017-02-01 03:36:04 Post No.34556686
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grab your juice boxes faggots, its story time
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>be me
>16
>me and my mother got to villa sport
>listen to her bitch about me uncle
>finally get to villa
>take off my glasses so my awful mother won't punish me for wearing glasses in chlorine water
>this ultra sexy 10/10 is in the hot tub
>i enter the hot tub
>get real close to her
>she notices
>get even closer
>"uhm can i help you?"
> get so close our noses touch
>tell her i'm legally blind and don't have my glasses on and i wanted to see who was around me
>18/18 vision, not legally blind
>Omghahaha.png
>She giggles
>Holyshiti've done it
>"I'm twenty though, sorry kid."
> i tell her age is just a number
>she gets disgusted
>she leaves the hot tub and probably went home
>i get pissed and go to the locker room
>get sexually frustrated while showering off toxic pool water
makes a brew of body wash, lotion, mouth wash, and shampoo
>I step out of the shower and began to harden cock
>lather the mixture all over
>stroke
>get so caught up in fapping my knees buckle and continue to fap
>showers in stalls in the locker room
>someone walks by just as i jizz and cum on his foot
>"WHAT THE FUCK"
>cock shrinks immediatly
>dude runs away and panics
>i grab a towel and clean up the primordial soup i cooked
>run away and panic
>go to the family locker room and clean up and get dressed
>go to lobby and relax with some tv
>wewlad.mp4
>mom tells me its time to go
>listen too her bitch about my fucking uncle all the way back home
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>>34556686
underage B&
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Kek thanks for sharing anon that was pretty good.
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>>34556686
Pretty good, anon
graaerh
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>normie takes a snapchat of me
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>>34556670
Give us a pic so we know what we're dealing with.
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>lol bruhh check out this ugly loser i just saw
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>a normie wants me to be in the group photo
Want to hear a joke?men's rights
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What to hear a joke? Amy Schumer is a less attractive than anyone I've had sex with. I'm pretty sure she's fucked uglier guys than me.
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>>34557104
what did you fucking say you fucker
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>>34556659
what's with female "comedians" only jokes being about their vaginas? don't they have anything else to joke about?
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With sex dolls starting to go more mainstream and more companies and so on, at what point do they start being fashionable for women? I mean, at what stage does the guy sit on the sideline while Chadbot or Chaddoll pumps a rubber load in a girl, is it ever going to get to that point, or will it always be a one-way street for men only?
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>>34556651
They already are. There is even a short film about it
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I think men will get more out of it, a sex bot can't be a provider.
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>>34556717
There would still be a market for male sex bots. Plenty of girls buy dildos already.