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d-did you win op?

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>>34557835
Tfw can't remember the last time my jimmies got rustled.
It's mostly because i don't value any of your opinions sad to say. Way back when when robot9000 we were a boys club, we looked out for each other. Now we're nothing more than a pile of crap in a cantaloupe patch

did you feel good or bad about it, anon?

Anon I think the bar is set low enough for gay webcomics that you could "make it" so long as the art isn't terrible

>>34557686
Make a slice of life comic with short ass stories. No one starts with large stories at first unless they have tons of experience. You need to practice, write fanfiction that should help with improving writing skills. If you wanna habe a cowriter that might be hard to find, unless you can show a semi portfolio of art to an ok writer.

>>34557686
to be totally honest with you, im "that guy" who loves to write stories and has always wanted to write a comic book, but I cannot draw at all. people like you and me should get together and collaborate

I don't get it, is this bait?

>>34558226
If it is it's either excellently crafted or so low-quality that it wraps around to seeming sincere.

>>34558226
Yes bro.
I'm so high I saw right through this carefully crafted ruse.

Suckling semen sweetly from Shiroshima's sweaty staff causes Stanley's sluthole to sweat profusely

>>34557739
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YNbdz5jUah
fuck youy

>>34557790
Thanks man. Eat an ice cream

is she marriage material?

>>34557623
Marrying a hooker.
Nice OP they can be surprisingly humble and down to earth. Hope you find all the happiness in the world buds

>>34557650
Well, she's a hooker so....

But she's not like other hookers. She's a 22 year old from Bulgaria. She speaks softly and quietly in broken English and never swears or speaks in a vulgar way.

She also told me I was her favorite and allowed me to kiss her. She said she doesn't usually kiss. I went over my time limit and unlike the rest of the girls who charge extra instantly, she didn't even mention it.

She also accepted my invitation to go bowling. I still have to pay her, but I don't think any of the other girls would do this - although I've never felt the desire to ask.

half of my diet consists of amphetamine. it's hard to convince myself to refrain from abusing drugs when drugs are the only thing in my life that bring me happiness

If only...
Please, teach me how to kill my sex drive.

I have an unusual sex drive, I've disappointed myself and 2 sexual partners so I'd rather just avoid it. But I like cuddling and kissing and squeezing big tits.

When you get naked with a girl anywhere, she's expecting some dick, but if you can't give it to her, she gets bored and finds someone else to do.

>>34557583
>tfw Asian male

anonette, why do you have all these shirtless pictures of McRide? do you have death grips?

>>34557583
Kimoi

52, yeah, kinda right
just wish i was dead. lots of things seem hollow now and the ability to experience new sensations are dulled. My social skills are blunted. ehhhhhhhh

Dr.Goldberg's depression test says you need to get on ssris now goy

>>34557485
56, huh. Oh well, suicide brings on many changes.

Winston Golds

cuck cuckoldson

Marlboro menthols
spooky

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>>34557412
>smoking

oregano

>>34557397
>Not printing out hard copies of every single email you receive and send

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>>34557447
i have done this before

i misssssss my archives, all my emails are so precious

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omg i'm finding emails i haven't even seen before? woah;

also i miss chain letters - they were annoying back then but so funny and adorable to read now lol :) laughing atm

ee... regarding the current letter, it makes me sad. i didn't even know this or remember. time is amnesia..

>>34557375
you seem full of it

>>34557375
sorry i'm not into faggy haircuts and nigger necklaces

>>34557375
You guys always pick the most faggy looking examples of Chads.

>>34557355
homura is shitt. kyoko is the best magic girl

I want to rewatch it but I'm not sure I could handle the feels.

>>34557399
Kyoko was actually my least favorite.

>>34557406
I've watched it 4 times if you include watching all the movies as watching it again. I wish I could watch it for the first time again. It was honestly amazing the first time I watched it.

Isnt Scott Pilgrim some come to terms story about how some beta provider's gf took miles of cock?

I'm not your Ramona flowers. I'm not your manic pixel dream girl. Please do not make love confessions to a woman you barely know.

Thank you

>>34557273
that whole movie is a mess. both girls and the fucking protagonist

they are all super cringe

Angry straight edge skinhead

>>34557268
Healthy-reationship with anger, not to autistic not to enjoy some alcohol with me, politically interested-shitposter skinhead

>>34557514
Are you a right skin or one of those nearly oxymoronic left skins?

>>34557253
At least your dad doesn't have terrible taste. I'd have to watch Iron man 3, Adam Sandler movies, and Fox news if I was in your shoes

>>34557253
Rick and Morty? That'd be paradise for me tho man!

>dad came home angry again
>another evening of passion of the christ on the telly
>after bread and water for din din