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Donald Trump has some of the most phenomenal NLP hand signals I have ever seen. I can see why they chose him for president an amazing public speaker
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He was chosen because everyone else was a complete piece of shit candidate. Not that he isn't, but he was the least shit across a field of shit candidates.
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How big is the chance that the Trump presidency turns into a facist regime somewhere down the road? Am I overreacting?
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>>34563644

if the checks and balances in place do what they're supposed to then it shouldn't happen

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I have been feeling my heart getting sharp pain lately.
I have been eating lots of chicken and been drinking cokes everyday.
I have been thinking existencial crisis for 15 years now.
My life wasn't bad either.
I guess this is the way to go /r9k/.
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>>34563359
wtf is this absolute bullshit?
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>>34563359
Nut, then try talking again. You sound like you're getting hung up on emotions and you should try and stay rational.
What's going on, OP?
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>>34563359
Godspeed. Hope you have a good way of leaving senpai. Im tired of this world as well

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Got the day off unexpectedly from work, haha fuck you NEETS!!
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>>34563357
Congrats homie. Enjoy yourself
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>>34563357
Non-sequitur senpaitachi
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>>34563357
Does she expose those massive mammaries?

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>be 19 and a virgin
>waiting to find the right girl to lose it to
>normies make fun of me for not trying to casually fuck every disgusting roastie who'll spread her flaps at me
>some Stacy even accused me of being gay yesterday
What the hell happened to our society?
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>>waiting to find the right girl to lose it to
You should be looking for the right girl, not waiting for her.
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>>34563333
The internet created a new breed of normie
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Jewish subversion of traditional Christian values happened and society ate it up and demanded more.

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>be robot
>likely lives with parents in safe middle-class neighbourhood
>doesn't work
>has no reputable skills
>has no real responsibilities
>spends his day complaining about how hard and unfair life is

Literally what

Most of you guys have no fucking clue what true suffering is, instead you just fabricate a sad existence for yourself and make exuses to sit around and do nothing to become a productive member of society. You claim "muh depression" "muh anxiety" but realistically you just lack stimulation and the idea of getting a decent job and you're own apartment is unfathomable. Being an adult isn't supposed to be easy, nothing rewarding is easy. You're a scared beta and convince yourself and others around you that you suffer from mental illness meanwhile if you actually had to combat legitimate depression you wouldn't last the night because you are void of any fortitude.
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>>34561728
>Muh contribution to society

Wow, noseberg really has cucked you hard anon.

Tell me more?
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>>34561751

I work for myself you fat retard
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>>34561728
>be set up for success
>fail anyway
>complain about shitty life
OP, they don't understand anything because they haven't had to deal with real life and growing up. They have no responsibilities. They are the equivalent of SJWs.

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How do I know if a guy likes a girl?

>mfw meet a qt cyborg at campus
>messaging everyday, usually end with "goodnight!" or "goodluck on your exam!"
>we tease eachother
>got stupid ironic matching usernames

But he's too attractive. I fall inlove with anyone who is nice to me even to the slightest. I'm also too scared to make a move because "le friendzone". What are some major hints to know if they are interested?

pls help i want to lose virginity before 22
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save it for marriage desu you are a grill it doesnt matter
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>>34561584

"Accidentally" make physical contact with him.

Brush your hand against his and see how he reacts. If he blushes or looks away, then he probably has some feels.

If he doesn't react or looks upset, then you are in le friendzone.

Don't just do it once though, do it semi-frequently enough to where it doesn't seem like a coincidence from his perspective, but not so much that it definitely doesn't look like an accident.

Or, y'know, stop being a pussy and tell him you like him.
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>>34561627
We mostly talk through messaging because I am too shy to approach him and start a conversation. Though he makes an effort to start some convos with me! i cant look at him in the eyes every time
I wish I had the balls to do that kinda thing anon.

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Whos your favorite idolmaster idol, robots?
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>>34561578
>Whos your favorite idolmaster idol, robots?
first for iori
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>>34561578
The buttfuck
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>>34561604
Stop this meme. Iorin is for tender loving!!!

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I just got fired from my workplace due to a teen whore screaming at me 'cause I found her stealing some shit in the shop, of course she hid it somewhere deep in her cunt, since nothing pops out and can not just lunge at her without being thrown in jail.

Boss just fired me without a second thought and she and her friends got out, probably laughing their assess off and enjoying free stolen stuff.
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>>34561532
Don't worry, anon. Your beta white knight boss will get burned by a roastie sooner or later. Roasties are also stupid. Their ego will fuck with them and they'll try to rob this store again and they'll get caught.
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>>34561532
And that's why anon you shouldn't have given a damn fuck.
It's not your own store she is stealing, so fk it. Why do you feel the need to protect your boss property ?
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Story OP made up: the post.

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Should i keep playing Tibia at 5:23AM?
I wonder what's the correct decision...
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Literally what game is taht
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>>34561430
No, tibia is for mental degenerates.

Runescape's where it's at
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>>34561441
autistic 2d game from the 90's

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Lads I just made a connection and flirted hard with my little sister's friend
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>>34561382
it's all in your mind

she was nice, not flirting.
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>>34561382
Tell us more anon what's the story what did she say to you
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>>34561382
How old is said friend? not fbi

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The girl i liked in highschool just posted a "be friends with the weirdo to avoid getting shot when he ends up shooting up the school" meme to her friend's wall and said that she was scared that i would end up as a school shooter and that's why she would talk to me from time to time

I know i'm not the most normal person you could meet but i never thought people actually saw me as a potential school shooter, there were actual dumb social outcasts in the class but she was scared of me when i was in fact the best student (she was second after me)

I replied with an ironic joke and laughed it off but i'm fucking dying inside, it's not my fault i'm smart. Sometimes i wish i were an average joe who only thinks about parties and football so that i wouldn't have to die alone because worms are scared of intelligence and people who think different
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She's flirting you autist
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>>34561375
Don't worry my school kicked me out because other kids parents thought i was gonna shoot up my school.
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you probably imagined most of this

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Is it just one person shitting up this entire website by posting those Bog twins in every board?

This is the only Bog picture I have saved.
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can someone here give me a quick rundown?
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>>34561333
.t guy who unironically doesnt have autism.
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>>34561333
I need a rundown on this new meme ASAP OP.

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>6'4'' tall
>7.5 inch dick
>i lift
>still 0 confidence
w-what?
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You must have a literal 2/10 face to be 6'4 & 7.5 inch dick and not be confident.
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Maybe you should focus on conversational skills then. Preferably by reading.
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>>34561346
I have a decent face.
Talked to a girl at school yesterday.
this is how the conversation ended
>her "soo you doing anything cool after school?"
>me "nah.. you?"
>her "nah.."

i talked to her for 10 minutes.. she might like me.. but im autistic as fuck.

having no social skills + having alpha genetics + lifting = horrible. people just assume you're alpha as fuck.. but im actually just sad as fuck.


gonna do LSD at school today. wish me luck.

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how many days can a man live on potato salad? i just started my second week and don't want to overdue it.
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Days? You can potentially live years or decades on potatoes but you will eventually become ill due to malnutrition.
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if it was yummy potato salad i could probably eat that shit exclusive forever. potato salad is delicious, bro. it's got vegetables and shit so i bet you'd be ok for a pretty long time.
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I heard you only need potatoes and milk to survive

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How much do you want to bet I won't even match with this wonderful example of a human being
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That right there is why the rust belt went for Trump
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She's a much better girl than most of you deserve.
>Educated
>Has a decent job
>Shares your vidya hobby with you
>Shy(doesn't go out and party with Chad)
>If society collapses her hunting/fishing skills will help keep you alive
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Why do white girls age so terribly?

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