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>>34563704
Hey normie, if you wanna go through my phone, you gotta watch this first.

>>34563704
I don't get this normie trend to take your phone and go balls deep into your files without your permission.
Fkin triggers me

>>34563704
Tons of porn.
Tons of memes too, about 1000 infact.

>>34563666
0 times a life

i am a le reddit nofap mastre of not fapping. it has thorough benefits such as increased likelihood of prostate cancer and le wet dreams.

Most days just once but some days I'm really horny and get up to like 5.

>>34563695
Teach me your ways le wise one.

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>>34563648
did he dieded?
adskasndi13idnqwpdpaskm

When I first had a glance outside my mother's vagina.

>>34563670
He kill. Rest in original

>>34563626
why don't you at least profit off of your failure as a human being? record yourself asking roasties out and getting rejected, upload vids to youtube.

the normies will always seek the feeling of being better than someone else so you will get tons of views

if you walk up to random girls and ask them out on a date then you probably will not be successful

>>34563626
It's pretty much a crime for physically unattractive men to show romantic interest in women.

If you're a 2/10, learn to love your single and lonely life.

Degenerates gonna degenerate

>>34563606
>It's pretty normal for a fag to have fucked 100+ people.

Do you have anything to back that up?

Guys aren't as picky as girls. We mostly care about physical appearance, but girls factor in things like confidence, money, job, car, social status, etc.

Between gay men sex is just a free for all where all you have to do is meet someones physical requirements, so its easier to build up a large body count. A nice dick will pretty much secure you boypussy for life.

>>34563598
yeah, that "secret normie code" is called "being socially inappropriate" like a real autist

>>34563598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-son3EJTrU

here's a video on how language works

>>34563662
God dammit this is so foreign to me

I really must have autism

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>>34563592
You already posted my favourite.

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>andersnordic
>fire mage

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He was quite redpilled about women.

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>>34563553
>why not jump off a building
>tfw scared of heights

When done properly it's completely painless. As long as the drop is sufficient to break your neck, you lose consciousness in a fraction of a second and die within a minute or two.

Jumping from a building is more painful unless you land on your head.

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>>34563553
If you do it correctly there's no chance to survive.

And when you're desperately want to die you don't give a fuck about pain.

I'm 20, Im too old for it

>>34563524
im over 6'0 i would look dumb

>>34563524
>24
>5'10"
>hairy chest and legs

I'd look like an Italian woman. Trust me if I had the body, I'd go for it.

>>34563494
In-group outgroup

"At least im not the other" is what they are saying. They are trying to make themselves feel better by ostracizing you for something they did. Basic ego stuff dw about op

>>34563494
They are just very far away from people like robots culturally/socially and in the mainstream society being a virgin is bad and especially emasculating, so obviously its a good way to insult a man, just like pussy or fag.

>>34563494
Kek, she triggered you good OP

damn KGB doesn't sleep

i'm a east euro and when the fuck do you expect im a NEET as well, which isn't as bad as being a NEET in the west

at least here everything is cheap and you can live off $100/mo with internet monies

bonus points if you still live with your parents

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>>34563603
Being a neet in slav shirhole sucks.

It's bad.
Everyone is dirt poor, stupid, uncultured and ugly.

>tfw never sleep because of stimulants
>tfw loosing my mind

creepazoid!

>>34563448
Better tighten er on up and go on with yer day pal. Going on two weeks here hell I lost count

Does prostate inflammation count as a superpower?

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I'm on day three and have gained no super powers yet. :(

>>34563732

It does once it becomes malignant. I think they come from the radiation though, not from nofap in itself.

I never understood nofap. It's probably faster to get cancer from smoking.

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>>34563367
>believes there's only once chance at life

Gave me a hearty kek

>>34563418
Then prove your absolute belief that you don't only live once by killing yourself. Do it now.

>born white male in a well off middle class family
I might as well kill myself at this point.

dude I just play pokemon I don't know how that revolves around getting into a hole

nothing I do in my life is done to access a vagina

>>34563366
I don't want that one, it had a nigger dick in it. Maybe a tighter, cuter one, but I wouldn't let my life revolve around getting it. Vidya will always be my only true love