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don't get a dog unless you want it to cuck you

women will always pick Rex thundercock over you

Girls love big dogs, but big dogs are pretty useless.
I have 2 terriers and they're AMAZING for keeping the house/surrounding land pest free, they can get to places medium/big dogs cant.

A big, brown, female dog. Treat it like a woman and call it Yolanda. Girls will find you funny and interesting and think you got a good hand with woman.

Also you can fuck the dog. Im thinking a retriever.

>>34564241
Try making some guy friends. Guys are better at being friends anyway.

>>34564493
I tried to but theyre all trap loving faggots

>>34564241
Hey anon , I could be your friend!
if you want

I didn't chicken out but i survived.

>>34564154
>greentexto story time?

>>34564120
i tried to get hit by a train, but moved away from the tracks at the last 15 seconds or something like that

Here's me:
>29 years old
>math phd
>making 100k a year as a software developer
>GF of five years
>cute cat

Beat this;
>26 years old
>live with my mother
>no job, no support
>get all my money from my mother
>have to meet with her friends every weekend
>mfw they trear me like im autistic
>mfw one tried to introduce me to her 28 year old, intelectually disabled daughter
>mfw I probably have to take her to a 'date' even through she can't even talk like a normal human and seem to have the same iq as a 12 year old.

What can I do to make my life better? Should I loose my virginity to a stupid, disabled girl and hope her mom lets me live at her house?

>>34564081

>math """""Ph.D."""""""
>software developed
>pay docked by 200k since starting

It helps not to be autistic

Not that I know what that's like

you're honestly probably just a creep anon

I actively avoid interacting with others and just accept the burden of the negative reputation that will develop

>>34563898
stop preteding and just follow the japanese ideal if its not work related or drinking after work i have no interest.

>>34563932
Ok. It's more dignified than lowering myself to their level.

>>34563898
Just keep your mouth shut. Talk about non-political shit only.

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reddit captcha thread? reddit captcha thread.

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>>34563983
Some of these are so silly but so funny

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>>34564031
tippity toppity kekkington famalam

Why do you want to die tho

i will not cheer you up because suicide is the best thing for you. in the long run, you'll be mostly unhappy if you continue to live. if you can reach the point of depression now that you take action and kill yourself, you'll be saving yourself from a lot of unhappiness later

Life is something. Death is nothing. Hey, atleast you got something, huh?

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A sweet monkey-chan desu

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Pure black because I'm not a faggot junkie who literally believes in magickckck.

>>34563981
I will sacrifice you cunt

>tfw management realized I don't give a shit what they think of me and they focus on someone else

feels good

>>34563806
>No middle aged blonde boss to bully me hardcore
Why live yo

>>34563851
better that than an early 20s Stacy who thinks she's the best

killing all Muslims wouldn't bring world peace because a war would break out because those that oppose genocide would try to stop you

You're speaking the truth. War with Islam is inevitable.

>>34563800
lets imagine a world without muslim. There is no guy called mahumad and religion called Islam.
Now lets count the number of lives saved.

You are right about those cucks who will oppose genocide but it is necessary evil.

>>34563780
Is she QT?
Little or big?
Did you initiate it?

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I've always wondered how do you bring up the topic of wanting to fuck your sibling and how did she react at first?

>>34563789
Yes, my sister is very attractive.
Big.
She did.

>>34563810
Well, my reaction was that I was shocked and scared.

>>34563776
it's how (((they))) are trained to retain customers

don't fall for the trap, OP

go to a different store next time, maybe a store owned by a pajeet or something. they are nice people, so you can appreciate genuine niceness.

>>34563793
I know it's fake. Me imagining myself sharing a life with the girl made it even more pathethic.

>>34563836
It's not your fault, anon. You're biologically wired to want these things. BTW do you listen to the same songs, or do you hunt for random new songs? Try song hunting on YouTube. Oh, and watch nature shit like Man vs Wild or any other nature survival series on YouTube. It's really neat. Helps me get out of the normie matrix and get more in tune with basic primal feels.

>>34563756
Never tried those before, what are they like?

My only experiences with oysters were when I tried oyster shooters, and I thought those were fucking horrible, and when I tried fried oysters which were pretty nice.

>>34563952
They taste like smoked meat, the consistency is fairly soft. P healthy to have around and no prep time

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>>34563756
>"easy open can"
>on a box

>>34563753
actually if you want to have sex and the chance to get a gf meeting up (only you two) and getting drunk is the easiest way.

she would just break up with you the next morning

She'd eventually sober up.