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Why the normies come here?
i wish only real robots where on this board but we are a minority
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>>34565042
I think being started to catch on through Facebook and such and they eventually found our super-secret nerd hideout and they came in and just f*** s*** up smithereens
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Because that one dude who shot up that school came here, so normies had to check it out themselves like some kind of zoo exhibit.
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>>34565063
Memes started to catch on.
I swear my voice to text is being a deliberate cunt
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Have any robots read 48 Laws of Power?
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>>34564995
Never heard of it can you give me a brief synopsis
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>>34565010
A philosophy/history book about different techniques employed by the greatest trategists in history and how to apply them to your daily life. Interesting stories a lot of the time, I really liked reading it for a lot of the history in it.
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>>34565071
Liked it for the history. Its first entry redpill
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>School is the best years of your life
Oreganooga
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>>34564978
I don't know if that's a real saying. Anyone who is about college is going to focus on studying they're not really there to socialize
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>"that can't be true, school sucks"
>mfw we were both right
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>>34565000
yea it has to be one or the other
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Who here /exam/ tomorrow and should actually learn?
Me: tomorrow I'll have my final exam in grammar (English grammar for English foreign language learners who want to become English foreign language teachers...)
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>>34564879
You should go back to your studies then, Germanfag.
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>>34564906
>Germanfag.
How did you know?
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>>34565110
Because you used the term "learn" instead of "steady" and because you seem to dislike the progressive form: "should actually be studying (right now)". Most Germans struggle with the progressive.
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>a zombie apocalypse will never happen in your life time
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>you will never be an alpha zombie and lead a horde of a beta zombies
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>>34564832
>tfw world war III will happen soon
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>>34564832
>tfw he will never be our doctor and help us find a zombie cure
who else
>no one to talk to
here.
I cant do it much longer
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>>34564829
>see this a lot
>I will be your friend anon!! talk to me :)
>get ignored
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>>34564829
go on soc and post your kik or do it here
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>>34565142
i dont want to talk in a friendly way, i can do that irl, i want to actually be able to tell someone how i feel
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I am the only robot in Australia. Ask me anything.
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>>34564818
But anon, I'm the only robot in Australia, and I already know way more than I want to know about myself, so why would I ask me anything?
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>>34564831
If you have friends/gf/drugs like 99percent of
>ausbots
You don't count
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Who built you? Where did they collect the necessary parts?
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>tfw no bf (female) to stimulate my prostate too while we listen to nightcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbrxZgUq_1k&index=17&list=PL6HWv8KDh7krsos7-N_GlAh8WFW_avnUl
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>>34564793
>bf (female)
what you mean a ftm or something?
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>>34564793
>tfw no bf to listen to my nightcore songs while cuddling in bed all day long
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>>34564793
>tfw no AIDS virus to kill you so I don't have to read these posts anymore
tfw normiechads supporting trump kidnapped pepe from us
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we need to get him back guys
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>>34564725
Yes, you made pepe.. you are special
>Memes and my cynicism are the only way I deal with reality
>Now that the memes are gone, cynicism is all that's left
>Too early to kill myself, too late to change
Yeah, either way you are fucked
>NORMIE UPRISING IMMINENT
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>>34564940
Kek wills it.
We will rise
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Would you give her her first kiss?
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>>34564696
She seems like a cute, shy grill. Why not?
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>>34564696
absolutely my main man~
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>>34564706
She is ugly. Just look at her and remove the hair. She's using bangs to cover up her huge forehead, her face is like a fat egg and she has horse teeth.
how to make money on the net?
>t. stupid neet
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>>34564694
jewtube adsense, transcriptions, mturk, chaturbate, trading shitcoins
now fuck off
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Start a vaporwave cassette label on bandcamp. I've been running one for over a year and I have made $23k (before expenses)
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Pretend to be a girl online and betas will give you free stuff
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So, all religious dictatorships turned out to be shit, liberal democracy and capitalism turned out to be shit, communism and fascism turned out to be shit ... maybe we should just give it a try and let only women rule for like 100 years or so. Just to see with what they would come up! It can't really get worse than the last 1000 years, right?
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>>34564625
i agree famalam this is a great idea indeed
truly it can't ever go wrong
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>>34564649
>Corporate performance...
Corporations destroy more when they create than when they destroy...
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>>34564665
suture self, anon. here's another example of what a great idea this is.
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It is my sincere hope that president trump introduces a bill to congress for the creation of Cuckold Orphanages.
What is a Cuckold Orphanage, you ask?
It is a place where a man may deposit his wife's child(ren) when he discovers that he is not the biological father. He will sign over his parental rights to the state and have no more legal responsibilities for said child(ren). A complete financial abortion.
Of course there will be strict DNA testing and a court hearing. This will follow due process of law. The only eligible men will be heterosexual and married. This is to preserve and promote the traditional family unit. Transgenders, homosexuals, lesbians, and other degenerates may not apply for relief from the Cuckold Orphanage.
The Cuckold Orphanage will see to all the child's schooling needs and will instill traditional, moral values as well as a deep sense of patriotism and promote civil or military service.
It would be a federal crime for the father to try and contact the child(ren) in the Cuckold Orphanage. It is a final separation until the child graduates at 18.
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>>34564531
Cool this is a brilliant forward-thinking idea.
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I like it orriginjs
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>>34564531
>believing in "strict DNA testing"
Go watch some more Law&Order faggot
They tried to warn us about Chads and Stacies since we were kids
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>>34564394
>we were kids
>tfw you wasted those years
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>>34564394
>they called us tall lanky retards, bald nerds and greedy manlets?!
makes sense famalam
who is johnny? the nice kid with the delusions? what about ralph? and why is chad sarah in love with the bald nerd? why are the cancerous sisters in love with the 3 friends?
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>>34564394
This was hands down the best cartoon I've ever watched
>>34564749
Johnny is r9k before cynicism
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>Wow, I didn't expect to see you here! How's life been treating you the last eight years?
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Did you all get in the same crash or whats the story?
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>>34564381
Well this is a long story stacies so i am gonna need a chair too.
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>>34564403
it's a wheelie long story