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Blackbots with yellow fever 2017-02-01 02:53:51 Post No.34565859
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Blackbots with yellow fever
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2017-02-01 02:53:51
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Ok, a lot of fellow blackbots have yellow fever and I'm going to give you a guide on how to get one.
>learn Japanese, Korean and Chinese
Asian girls are shy and will be more open to talk to people who can speak their language
>travel abroad
>befriend them,buy them gifts and take them out to dinner
Asian girls aren't like white and black girls who will fuck on the first date, you need to get close to them.
>don't be like white guys and settle for any low tier Asian girl, actually go after the cute ones.
>most Asian men are interested in sex and most white men only go after the ugly ones
You have less competition with Asian girls
Pic related are my ex gfs. There is hope blackbots.
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>>34565859
thanks OP, i'm Ill and you're sure helping me ^^
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>>34565859
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE originalo pastato
GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BOARD, STOP TRYING TO LOWER THE AVG IQ OF THE ASIANS WITH RACEMIXING YOU FUCKING SHITFUCK
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>>34565859
I fucking hate niggers
Can't wait to lynch all those disgusting primitive black fucks like it was the Klan's 1920's golden age all over again
Would something like this even feel good?
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>>34565845
Holy shit, fuck off
orignalio
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>fags are awake.
Damnit. I'm out. Later bots
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>>34565845
>feeling
>asshole
Feels like taking a shit wile choking.
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Who where dont like music? 2017-02-01 02:52:16 Post No.34565837
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Who where dont like music?
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>gives me headaches
>Cant find any good songs
>if i find a song i listen to it over and over again.
>only normies like music
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>>34565837
>find cool song
>listen to it for a few hours
>get bored with it and discard it
>run out of cool new songs
>don't listen to music for half a year until new shit comes out
such is life
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>tfw you only listen to cancer music
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I only listen to metal and if i find a good song i listen to that too.
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Is bowling with co-workers safe? 2017-02-01 02:48:47 Post No.34565786
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Is bowling with co-workers safe?
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2017-02-01 02:48:47
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New at my job and now I've been invited to go bowling with some of my co-workers. The thing is... I'm an aspie and have never tried bowling before. Will I just make a fool out of myself if I tag along? Should I go or not? Is bowling easy?
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>Is bowling with co-workers safe?
Absolutely not
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its okay as long as you dont try and take the bowling balls and shoes. i honestly thought you got to keep them
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There are only two types of people:
People who suck at bowling
People who bowl so much and are good
No one expects you to be good, that's why you go.
Everyone has a good time, a few beers, some laughs.
Just go, OP, you won't make an ass out of yourself for being bad. You're expected to be bad. If they expected you to be good, they'd also be really good and want you to join a league instead of just an evening out.
Go, and have fun. Maybe you can even see some qt feet changing their shoes.
Godspeed, my friend.
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Has anyone ever hit a woman? How'd it go?
How badly did you hit her?
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>>34565773
I hit my own mom back when I was 17. When you have a young mom, you're going to deal with a self entitled bitchy mom.
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>>34565773
Didn't "hit" a girl but I spat on her. I was like eight at the time, and I got off after i convinced my parents i didn't do it.
No one else saw, I got off clean.
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Tried to scare a girl in 3rd grade with a solid right hook that would ideally stop just an inch from hitting her face, I fucked it up.
>Hey Caitlin look at this
>she spins around to face me
>my fist is already at terminal velocity
>I apply the airbrakes
>captain there's a problem!
>WHAAAM
>I stand there stunned
>class chads pick me up and rough me up
>teacher takes me away and yells at me
>get bullied for the rest of my school life
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in 100% of cases of virginity the virgin watches anime.
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>>34565699
Wrong
t. Me
Get gud op
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>>34565699
>All virgins watch anime
>Not all anime watchers are virgins
>Therefore, all anime watchers are virgins
T or F?
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I watcha nime and am a virgin. Nice to be a perfect sample for your study.
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Hey guys, how do I obtain a gf(female) who's a complete dork and looks like this?
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>>34565697
Start playing MMOs
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>>34565697
Search girls who study math or physics at university
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>>34565697
you don't because they are roasties
in the end your best bet is to give up now
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You will NEVER have sex with a girl like this.
How does it feel?
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at this point it feels indifferent
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>>34565650
I have though. Wouldn't recommend it. Boring as fuck.
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>>34565650
Thanks to porn addiction, conventionally attractive women no longer interest me anyway. Nothing of value was lost.
>get a gf
>realize i'm gay
what do i do?
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Share with the gf? I dunno. No homu
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Fuck her ass until someone fucks yours.
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>>34565648
Get a bf i geuss
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hey robots care to hear my story , it's about my relation with a girl i had a crush on
i'll green text it
>be me , 22 years robot , hkv , studying for a master/magister of law
>her , will call her "stacey" for now , is a 23 years old , shy , introvert , cute 6/10 girl.
>we didn't talk that much in the begining of that master/magister, but then we started talking alot in the 2nd year of that
>she always apraised me , she says that am smart , and i have a big potentiel , and that she is not the only one that sees that in me
>she wasn't the first one to say that kind of stuff to me ,but she caught my attention really good when she said it , i didn't care when others said that to me
>started to talk more often , i found out that we had a lot in common , stuff we like , we're both introverted , both didn't care that much about college ...
>she is that kind of people that read philosophy books , and take what's in them for ganted
>she has a similar view to the average /r9k/ browser on people , she says "friendship aren't good for anything , people make friendship to fulfill an eventual need "
>i say no we are humans , and we a have social needs , we tend to make bounds with each other , you can't live a healthy life without making relations with other people.
>she says : how do you see yourself in the future.
>i says: hmm , i dunno , i don't have any plans for the future , but when i see myself making enough money , i hope i find the love of my life, have kids ...
>she interrupts me : ahahah and i thaught you were something , you turned out to think just like other "lowlives"
fast forward to the 3rd semster of this magister/master
>she says: hey anon i think we should make a group for this semester's group project , me and you , i believe we can make something really good, please don't say no.
>i say : i'll think about it.
>i go and ask classmates about her ,the majority said , don't you'll regret it
>i say fuck it , i think it'll go well
... to be continued
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what a mess of a greentext
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>what do , you mean...?
i'll think , about your comment .
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>>34565637
>she says :ok you'll work on 3 projects and i'll work on 3
> i agree , even tho i don't like this methode of work but fuck it.
fast forward to one day she was annoying.
>i tell her : leave me alone or i'll spit on you
didn't mean that i was just joking but she took it to the heart
>she stops answering the phone , blocked me on whatsapp , facebook...
>immediatly think about what classmates said about her , and think oh shit i should've listened to them , this girl is a mess , and she'll ruin those projects
i thaught it's ok if she is mad at me as long as it doesn't ruin the projects we are working on
>3 days after after class finished , i went to talk to her about one of the projects
> she says go away ,am busy , don't talk to me , do whatever you want , i don't care , just stop stop fallowing me like a freak.
>i got really really mad , no this never happend before , i don't follow people arround like that , i felt like , the guy in pic related .
>next time when i see her i'll fucking mess her life up.
> days after she comes at me: hey anon , how is it going with the projects
>while glaring at her : forget it we are not working together anymore , go get yourself another teammates .
>knowing that she doesn't get along with other people she appologize , said she was pissed at the way i talked to her before
>fucking forgived her cause am a beta boy.
to be continued....
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phew lads. I was obsessed with this girl for the past few weeks.
Last night and the way she acted this morning made me completely despise her. Holy shit I'm so glad I didn't invest a lot in her.
Let's have a good feels thread. Also, welcome ITT is stories of when you BTFO roasties.
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>>34565616
Give story anon
oregano
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What did she say/do?
Met a girl who tried to make me a femenist, debating me everytime I said something 'wrong'. Then she became vegan and critizised me for eating cheese.
I yelled her out good and sent her of crying to live with her parents while I moved her stuff. Basicly told her she couldnt chance shit and that she was a hypocrit for changing opinion overnight. Apparently she now live at home and is on antidepressivs.
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>>34565642
Ok here's a quick version
>girl starts talking to me on facebook
>find out we work together
>she's all lovey and into me
>wow I might actually get gf
>She's literally obsessed
>and she's hot
>we go out one night
>have a great time, kiss
>I go over her house the next day, watch movies we kiss
>as time passes, of course she gets more distant
>people warn me about her, but it's too late, I like her a lot
>spend a week wondering what's going wrong
>see her with other guy at her house on her snap story cuddling the other day
>Disgusted
>last night she tried to give me the lets be friends
>basically say get bent cunt
>she panics at the thought of losing an orbiter
>I keep ignoring her messages
>she's getting confused
>this morning wake up to a snap of her almost nude with what looks like a cum stain on her bra
>message her "Dude you're fucking nuts that's disgusting"
>I've never been this harsh with her
>reading book, giddy with excitment
>hear the oh so beautiful message noise emit from phone
>lel this is it
>Just see the beginning of the message IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO IT WAS-
>blocked delet'd
>Thinking of how the fuck I'm gonna avoid her at work now, but high on life
>In midst of high, message qt I used to like but was too beta to talk to
>we are meeting for coffee Friday
Now I know how to treat people. I feel like a fucking champion
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i didnt know what anuses were, what they looked like or that people had them until i was about 19.
i know about poop and all that and that people have buttcheeks but i was always too scared to look between by buttcheeks to see that was there
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>>34565577
How did you know where to wipe after taking a shit?
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>>34565577
yeah thats kind of a weird anomaly of anatomy, can't be good for hygiene thats for sure.
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>>34565923
i just wiped between my cheeks with baby wipes until no more brown, ezy peezy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4JDQ2y2B9s
Truth.
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bumpity bumpity boo
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it is impressive that PUA rhetoric has given birth to this cottage industry
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>>34565605
> cottage industry
what did he mean by this
>Anon. dinner is ready!
Wat do?
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>>34565538
Eat the cocktail sausage first.
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>>34565538
Look at how dry that cock is!
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>>34565538
Fk off with this fucking useless threads.
Just stop, these threads are as boring and empty as you
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Lonely people only; https://discord.gg/GwDe8
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>>34565537
orgigano bump
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hmmm do you like pancocks?
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I LOVE ME SOME VIDEOTAPES DUDEE