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bump you ugly virgins

Stop racebaiting you nigger. Why the fuck would you date a monkey

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>>34567739
you haven't even seen a vagina before you fucking faggot

Ya don't fap during the day

I can't stay awake if I lie down in my bed, but I can't motivate myself to get up and get on the computer so i can stay awake most of the time.

>fapping makes him tired

how about fapping just to be able to get out of bed withou attempting slow demise into permanent slep

>>34567336
Wittiness: 0/10. Completely lacking
Bait potential: 5/10. Can probably ruffle some feathers.
Production quality: 1/10. very weak.

>>34567336
I like how you roasted /pol/tards. 9/10 meme, would bang again.

The only part bad about it is lost virginity at age 15, 99% of this board either dies a virgin or loses it at 30.

>>34567362
>Wittiness: 0/10. Completely lacking
Not much I could do there I'm not a funny person.
>Bait potential: 5/10. Can probably ruffle some feathers.
How can I improve bait points?

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>>34567268
>"I won't give you credit if you work by yourself! :))))))"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>34567577
>aw, you don't have a group? No worries anon, let me check if anyone has room for you

holy fuck please allow me to die

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>>34567628
>teacher shuts up the class
>kids, anon doesn't have a group
>can anyone invite him into his?
>everyone starts mumbling and giggling

Because it makes my peepee swell up

>>34567264
I think it can be hot and interesting. There's this thing called subjectivity anon.

>>34567264
Female edgelords

>>34567219
You'll fuck it up
oregano

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>>34567240


I'm already starting to feel like blocking her again

Like

>What if I catch aids?
>What if Im not able to fap again?
>WHAT if IT'S ALL A TRAP?!?!?

Why are you talking to her like a nigger? Or is this what girls like now?

>tfw black hair and blue eyes

>>34567206
Where do you live? My dad is French and I live in a Nordic country. Sometime I get asked where I'm from (Because of my name) and I say france, they say that I must be lying because I am as pale and light haired (Not really blond but very light brown) as most people here if not lighter than many. It also doesn't help that my dad is really tan and black haired. Sometimes I think it would be cool to kind of blend in with the way people in Paris or southern France look, but I guess I can blend in with the people in northern France, where my family is from. But I just don't look typically french.

It's not that I think it looks better than blonde people, it's just that it would be cool to connect more with my national heritage, and not have to justify myself when people ask.

What is your ethnicity? Why not just accept it and roll with it?

>>34567420
I'm Syrian/Norwegian/Italian

The syrian part of my family have light honey eyes/blue hair and pitch black/light brown hair. My mother is blonde/blue eyed and so is her father and the rest of his lineage. Mom's mother is syrian. Father looks like a tanned italian/spaniard. I got his features, but my face structure is more white. I really like France, by the way, it's one of the countries I would have liked to be born in. You're lucky to have European nationality, I really wish I was born there and not in a third world shithole.

Jesus is your friend :D

>>34567185
Imaginary friends don't count.

Originally.

>>34567233
Are Tulpas imaginary friends? Or something more?

Old white ladies don't use this site.
I don't even make fake white smile at niggers in public anymore, I know the racial tension is heightening and we'll be at one another's throats in what could be a matter of months. I'm not sparking that shit with even the slightest bit of eye contact.

>>34566913

Literally every fucking race on the planet hates niggers. Even niggers hate other niggers

hahahahahah truly pathetic existence, destined for the dustbin of humanity. Being born a nigger is losing the genetic lottery of sentient life on Earth in the hardest way possible. There's not a single positive thing about being a shit coloured, low-IQ monkey looking coon leeching off someone else's ingenuity and civilisation. They're even too stupid to have that self-actualisation that they're worthless and just kill themselves, they just make life miserable for all the better races

>>34567077
wtf

i hate all white people now.

That's the great thing about natural selection, betas have a lower chance of reproducing

>>34566910
Comments like this are Mega retarded

>>34566910
>misogyny, now a genetic trait

weak bait

haha wow shes so bad

i would like to teach her haha just for a little bit haha i would like to smell her

She seems to not understand the whole point of "dancing" as a female is to show off your ass and tits

White people were too busy developing skills necessary to build civilizations and shiiet, while niggers practiced their tribal oogaboogas

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>>34566904
>i couldnt find a dirty one
Cum in the clean ones you fucking amateur.

>>34566979
But what do I do with the ones I came on?
She'll eventually see it.

Sorry, I'm kind of a noob in the art of being a sexual offender.

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tfw no stinky femanon undies to smell while jerking off

it's the furry mark

>>34566871
It means she's been dogged by big dog knot, or BDK as it's also known.

>>34566902
This is actually legit

I am actually experiencing this right now and frankly most of the time I wish it would go the fuck away. How do you respond to the 4th tit pic you've received that day? Or the 20th that week? Most often I'd rather be alone. Oh well.

>>34566925
>not sending her juicy pics of your cock or post shower selfies

it's like you don't know how to flirt, anon

>>34566925
>20 nudes in a week
jesus christ when i had an irl girlfriend i got like 5 a week and thought it was a lot

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Remember anons! Your life can still be turned around if you try hard enough!

i love you so much anon

it hurts to be alive

you don't know me

your love isn't that worthwhile if you'll give it away so freely like a cheap hooker