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>The mess of our past has only made our future stronger

what did she mean by this?
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It means you still have a chance with the girl you think still thinks about you.
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>>34568909
She probably cheated on him, and he took her back.
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>>34569037


So Chad's are able to get cucked?

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>no real personality
>anxious and quiet because of it
>boring and autistic
>skinny and black

Should I just kill myself? Is there any hope for me?
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Oh um.. Opening question!

How do you adapt a personality without feeling anxious about it?
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Wait, no! Bad question. Have you ever had luck pretending to be someone else?
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You should get /fit/ and browse other boards. I say /pol/, /g/, /wg/,/fa/ (fashion), /CK/, and maybe even /r9k/ still.

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>have nothing in common with women or anything to talk about with them
>i'm expected to approach them
What do I do?
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>>34568842
Don't approach them if you dont want to.
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>>34568842
>i'm expected to approach them
You're not expected to approach them. You're expected to fuck off and die. You're expected to be a castaway (but keep paying your taxes goy).
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>>34568842
Build a sense of humor. Work on an attitude that will make you able to find some things to say about topics which you know nothing about. Basically, work your conversational skills.

You can practice with men in the meantime, since it's basically the same with them, minus the flirt.

>inb4 it sounds easy
It's not.

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reddit getting passive-aggressive, huh
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>>34568815
yeah you would know
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>>34568815
why is literally every big corp bound to eventually fall for jewish tricks? google, facebook and now reddit. what the fuck am i supposed to browse
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>>34568858
do thoy foyl for thoym or are thoy controyeled boy jews at the stoyert? oy vey

daily bogthread
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>>34568766
Don't push it with the bogs. They will make themselves known to robots over time.
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>>34568787
Bogs are robots who got beyond their autism and achieved greatness
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boggobro reporting.

late for work cuz im shitting. idc.

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I want to have sex with a black girl and I'm a straight white christian male.

How do I do this?

(Pic related is literally and actually me.)
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>>34568693
Claim that you are the reason they are poor
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>>34568693
Dude you look cool I like your eyes slightly mischievous
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>>34568693
im black no homo

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Believe it or not this was the Phone call that saved /r9k/
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>>34568610
Gonna need a quick rundown
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Rothschild monkeys.
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Bogdanon bogdanoff
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What's a normal amount of time dogs should want to be around you?

My 2 dogs only like to be around me for maybe 30minutes of the day, the other 23.5 hours they're off doing their own shit.

They have no interest in playing with me or just chilling out with me.

Is it because I'm always home? Did they just get use to mr always being around and got sick of me?
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>>34568436
Dw about it, dogs are like that. They might just be the curious type, bur don't want to play. I suggest taking them out on long walks in new places. What kind of dogs are they?
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Be glad, dogs are vermin.
Rats make better pets than dogs.
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>>34568475
West highland terriers. They're both turning 10 soon (sisters from same litter)

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>90% of the people I know are married or have kids
>all of their money is spent on their woman, or their kids
>they work jobs they hate, to spend money on something that isn't drugs or alcohol

meanwhile...
>be 31 KHV
>spent my late teens and early 20s working my ass off to start my own business selling (lol) flowers
>earn more than all of my friends for sitting on my ass doing fuck all
>get drunk all day and play VIDEO GAMES
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>>34568419
Did you win yea?
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>>34568419
ez game ez life friend

buy yourself some nice flowers and kick back, you've earned it!
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>>34568419
Kickass op. I've got the entrepreneurial spirit brainstorming my first small business. I think you've got it figured out

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How does it make you feel and what does it make you think, that one day you're going to die and go into dreamless sleep without ever waking up?
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>>34568319
Oh you'll be dreaming alright. That endogenous dmt release will have you spun beyond your wildest dreams
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>>34568345
Will anime become real?
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>>34568345
>That endogenous dmt release will have you spun beyond your wildest dreams

Why do our brains do it though? Is it like life's grand finale?

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Do you like short busty girls?
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>>34568303
>Do you like short busty girls?

yeah sure if they aren't fat
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>>34568303
Ew no. I hate that. Why would anyone like that OP ya big goof
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>>34568303
uh, no well, of course not!
i mean, what sick freak gets off to that kind of twisted smut.

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i'm suicidal r9k help me
i tried to give a girl flowers but she threatened to call the police
i know i'm not the best looking guy but i'm treated like god's mistake
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this is full body view
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>>34568243
>>34568256

Eat clean, workout, get contacts, shave, dress better, shower and brush your teeth regularly. Don't buy girls flowers or any of that shit ever
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>>34568256
Guys like you are just not fit for breeding, deal with it

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Images that accurately depict 100% of robots.
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>>34568186
LMAO I cried. This is so fucking true.
These people (malebots) are fucking scummiest scum.
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100% 100% emoji with a perfect hand symbol
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>>34568186
so, what women do?

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>just smile and be confident bro
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>WAAAAHHHHHHHHH WHY ISN'T EVERYONE FIT FOR BREEDING
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>>34568168
This is now a Markoboy87 thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ_pIfq-9yw
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>>34568168
>cut that mess of head
>grow beard out, or groom shave that patchy shit
>lose some weight
>make regular dentist appointments & brush fucking teeth
Easy, don't complain if you don't want to put in effort
That guy could easily turn into pic related, and dive in pussy

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Can you just unlearn all of your beliefs about what's good and bad and become a sociopath?
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>>34568094
We are superior people anon
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>>34568094
become a Machiavellian and realize that morals are just memes used to exert influence or control over people.

But, ofc, as a true Machiavellian, keep projecting yourself as a moralfag onto others. Don't become an edgelord with your newfound ability.

Thank me later, roach
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>>34568134
So it's possible to just change my entire thinking and outlook? I still believe that being a person with strong morals and being virtuous is a good thing, acting in the way that benefits the most amount of people, etc, but I also recognize that I'm a failure in life so far because of it. I'm too concerned over people and have too much empathy to the point where it's stunting any progress I could ever have. Is there anyway for a person to somehow stop believing what they believe?

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