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Ya looks comfy desu

>>34542856
yeah, being alone 100% of the time is getting boring and depressing. I'd like to be able to hang out with people at least once a weak so that I can appreciate loneliness again

>>34542856
Depends how bad their social skills were
If they were anime club-level I'd rather be alone

The point when you let it define your personality.
> From someone who recently realized he did just that.

>>34542843
I lost my virginity at 23 to a 19 year old virgin.

The point at which you self identify as "robot".

The same way people going to university/college claim to be robots, or the way people who have their drivers license claim to be robots. This board is full of faggot shitposting normies.

>>34542091
You think you're being smart don't you?
Kill yourself.

>>34542103
But he's fucking right you know.

>>34537056
I really considered it for a while, but decided it was too stupid and was likely to get me admitted somewhere.

>>34537056
They send the cops to your house and they throw you in an asylum for the next couple of days. Then you get the bill and you feel worse than you did before.

Fucking normies man...

they only call the cops if you're threatening to kill yourself over the phone. if you just wanna vent i think they just let you know about any resources in your area. just dont take it too far, or else ^ is true.

>practicing trust falls in 8th grade gym class
>big billy hit puberty early and he's 200lbs
>all the weak girls stand over by his feet
>only me and tiny timmy to catch his upper half
>he comes falling down on me fast as fuck
>get crushed together with tiny timmy
>the girls just yelled and ran away from us
>billy, timmy and i all have to see the nurse

>>34570256
Haha, I would understand if that was the case but I was severely underweight at the time

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>>34570175
I like your choice of picture, I admire the way you wrote your post.

Hopefully writing out your childhood injury here, and the friendliness of my response, will be positive memories for you.

It is only you carrying the weight of any childhood experiences. You have to work hard to be the person you want to be - it is good work.

Far less than it seems. Probably about 5%. Girls are raised to be able to hide everything unattractive about them and appear at pretty as possible.

>>34569994
I'd say closer to 2 or 3% if we're factoring in girls of all races.

0.01%

Even most female models have munted faces without makeup. They generally rely on their height and body structure, and more often than not have munted masculine faces.

It's extremely extremely rare to find a female with a naturally attractive face.

>>34569860
Post your wrinkly arms.

Prove it, you supposed wrinkly cunt

>>34569860
>lying on the internet
why would you do this anon?

People are trained and tested in the military. You would need to be mentally stable enough to be trusted with a gun. They don't another soldier allahu ackbaring everyone.

>>34569645
>i just want to be a full out savage on the field. Advice?

Bruh in the military you need to file a mountain of paperwork every time you even think about firing a single round

>>34569714
Im not a lunatic. I have self control when its time to have self control. I just want to end people legally, i NEED control in my life

>>34569468
Society changes it's unpreventable.

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>>34569468

>What happened

Nothing happened. We're still here.

>>34569468
They look shit

>>34569336
how many lies did you spout

>>34569435
what do you mean? originalomente

>>34569336
>"Sure, my parents will be thrilled to meet you"

>>34569303
>implying you'll ever use it anyway

>>34569303
I feel the same, only roughly 6' full erect

when i was 16 i had a 6.5" dick
at 21 i had a 6.2"
now at 26 it's 5.9"
why is my dick shrinking? is this normal?! i've heard conflicting opinions

>>34569275
I always think that advertising doesn't work on me and I lose respect for people that just consume everything but then I also hear from people in marketing and advertising that everyone believes it never works on them but it always does so I don't know what's right or not.

>>34569309
Either way the companies still make a huge profit, it's probably based on the brand- but you can't build a brand without public interaction and advertising. Advertising is a clusterfuck of luck and manipulating stupid peoplee

>>34569275
When there's too many brands to choose from, people are likely to choose one they are familiar with. It's generally not supposed to make you instantly leave the house and by the specific product.

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>tfw got 3 full piss water bottles hidden in my closest

They are difficult to dispose of in secret

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>>34569069
>piss out of 10th floor apartment window
>it gets all over chads windshield

>>34569069

>pissed out my window like one or twice while drunk
>this one time I filled two plastic cups with piss and threw them out on the street (5th floor), half the sidewalk was covered in it

Am I gonna start doing it while sober ?
I don't want to.

>>34569053
what the fuck do i do i've cleaned everything twice already pls help.

taking a break from what, wageslaving?

>>34569053
taking a break from what, cocksucking?

Being an American-born spic right now is the best, you dummy.
>spics are about to be declared as whites so we can pretend white people didn't die out
>still have a strong ethnic community
>still allowed to beat women on cultural grounds
What's your problem, you gay baby?

>>34568983
but im a girl and everyone i know is talking shit about the president without any research.
Daddy beats mommy everyday.

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>>34568983
We're about to be ethnically cleansed, you retarded, good goy moron.