>Half of the catalog is bait at any given time
>Normalfags run amok
>Robot talk, robot opinions or disdain for normals is met with extreme hostility
>No opposition when people talk about sex and relationships
>every other thread has at least a couple people sperging out at r9k and robots
>every faggot with an agenda comes here to shill his shit (/lgbt/ and /pol/ amongst others)
>mods have abandoned the board and refuse to do anything to improve it
This is it robots. R9k has finally fallen. We didnt listen when the r9k oldfags warned us, and now our only home is destroyed. What now? Where do we go now? Wizchan is slow as fuck and infinitychan is dead. Is this the end of it all?
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wizchan has always been the true robot sanctuary, its more robot than this place has ever been or could ever be
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>>34548169
lol r u frustated tho?
R U MADDEEE? broham?
no really though you're probably so anally ruptured your causing tsunamis
this board belongs to failed normies
everyone else GET THE FUCK OFF
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>>34548216
It definitely has a nice "philosophical" feel about it, but its not like old9k with general posting. Its not a replacement/substitute for r9k. Besides, its on life support anyways, its slow as fuck and has a very small userbase.
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I made this incest thread late yesterday night.
>>34539985
>i started hooking up with my cousin on the 24th last month while on vacation and I just wanted to talk about incest for a moment.
>I haven't been able to tell anyone about it since it's fucking incest. She sucked my dick for a couple days and wasn't until we had some privacy that I got to fuck her for real. I need to talk about it.
>I haven't told anyone or even spoken about it outloud. It's eating me up. It's been three weeks since Ive seen her and I miss her pussy so much I think I caught feelings.
i made the thread lastnight around 3am. It's been a month since it happened and not talking about it and not seeing her was driving me mad. I dont feel guilty about it. I dont regret doing it. I just needed to write it down for my own sanity. After i posted the thread I fell asleep.
if you were in the thread last night waiting for the full story, here it is:
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yeyeye I remember you anon, go for it
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>>34548168
Eagerly waiting for full story
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the TL;DR version is we basically get drunk on Christmas Eve, she sucks my neck, and she blows me, the day after she blew me again in the fitting room at a mall, the day after that she makes me eat her pussy and fuck her ass, the day after that we do more of the same, the day after that I finally buy condoms and we just fuck all day in my moms car, the next day she just leaves. that's basically the story...so much happened that I don't really know how much to describe so I'll talk about the Chritmas Eve experience when we first got intimate.....cont
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Why do people say lower your standards? To me it seems like you're either attracted to someone or you're not.
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>>34548127
That's just what normies say. They'd never do the same, however.
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>>34548127
>Why do people say lower your standards?
I think a girlfriend is more of status symbol to these people. They just got a girlfriend so they can drop references to the fact that they have a girlfriend in conversations.
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>>34548127
Yeah it means nothing, if you're not attracted to someone there's no reason to date them.
Also not everyone likes the same things so standards are kind of a dull concept.
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How the fuck do you move to America from the Uk? This place is a shithole and i wanna leave.
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I suggest suicide.
try mexico if you love it so much you whiny bitch
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>>34547996
A) Be highly skilled and secure a job offer
B) Marry an American
C) Come for """vacation""" and don't look suspicious, and just stay illegally.
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>>34548055
pls no bully is it actually possible to move?
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Guys, I'm beginning to lose my hatred for women, I need women hate material NOW
Pic related
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>>34547991
did one hold your hand or something?
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I have dis. Is it ok, too?
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how about this particular image f
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Do robots listen to music? 2017-01-31 08:38:53 Post No.34547939
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Do robots listen to music?
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Post music you listen to that helps you forget you're alone (or makes you feel alone, which makes you happy?).
https://youtu.be/Wpddn4_waf0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEd4QGVn1hY
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this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSi_FE52TAY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWEJpvouSx8
anything by duster, bluetile lounge or red house painters does the trick for me when im feeling like shit
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>tfw mummy ate the last of the golden oreos that I had been looking forward to eating all day at my shitty call center job
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What's so shitty about your job? I work at a factory where I literally risk cutting my fingers off or even my full hand every day. I constantly get hurt. Tell me how your job is shitty.
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>>34547861
There's always something worse.
Empathy isn't real people will always be hurt more by their situation than someone elses.
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>>34547861
>heart pounds every time I have to call someone to take a survey
>literally have to call hundreds of people a day and try to get them to take surveys
>it never gets any easier
I'd rather have your job honestly. social interaction on even this level is terrible for a literal sperg like me.
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Why does Trump want to deport this qt Mexican girl? She did nothing wrong
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this particular girl lives in Mexico and only twice set foot on American soil
sage
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>>34547692
If she's at danger of being deported then that means she entered this country in violation of our immigration laws which is breaking the law aka literally doing something wrong.
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>>34547692
Judging by her surroundings shes already in Mexico, so she would not be deported
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Why doesn't /r9k/ lowers standards and try to get average 5/10 girls like pic related
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>>34547641
Something bout dem eyebrows really tickles my pickle tb.h
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>>34547641
>average
Who makes these satire thread.
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>>34547641
that is a 6.5 atleast
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Is lusting after tittymonsters the same as size queens lusting after big dicks? You see those big tits as an evolutionary advantage for your kids, Stacey sees that hung chad as an evolutionary advantage for her kids.
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>>34547634
but her children don't rely on my dick directly for energy and nutrients
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>>34547634
I don't know but I don't feel myself being similar to a dick size queening woman since even though I lust for a titty monster I would also be happy with any size of breasts and lust after small ones, big ones, flat ones, all cups sizes as well, not just the biggest of the bunch,and I am more than willing to go smaller if that is what it means to FUCKING GET TITS FOR ONCE FUCK
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>>34547634
Yes, but a there's a lot more men who are ready to settle for a girl with smaller breasts/prefer it that way, than girls who would tolerate a guy with a micropenis.
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What is the point of existence again?
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The point of Chad's existence is to get hella pussy. The point of your existence however is nothing.
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>>34547596
to be honest the point of our assistance is very veges and it can mean many different thing sot many different people therefore there really is no real purpose for living so to each man there own i guess anon
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getting that money
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Does anyone else have an autistic ritual they do whenever they need to make a decision? I do and people think I'm weird for it.
>Go to https://iu.wikipedia.org/
>It's a version of Wikipedia written in some obscure Indian language
>There are barely any articles, most of them don't even have images or more than ten words
>hit "random article" five times while making weird throat-singing noises
>If the fifth article has a picture, that means yes
>if the fifth article doesn't have a picture, that means no
>if it has a picture, but it's NSFW(ie a dick or something), that means definitely
>if it has a picture of a copy machineits weird, I know, then that means definitely not
It saved my sister's life. One time she was making these weird choking noises in her sleep, so I asked the oracle if I should call 911. It said yes, so I did. Apparently she was choking on her own tongue or something, idk
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>>34547584
that's Oji-Cree u dumbass
I lived in northern Canada and that shit's on all the street signs and food cans right along english
fuckin' tree niggers and they're dumbass triangles
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>>34547690
It's actually Inuktitut, a Language in Western Greenland and northern eastern Canada. However, the writing system was created by English missionaries for the Ojibwe people, so you're half right.I used "some obscure Indian language" because most people don't know much about North American linguistics
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You have OCD. I suggest going to a therapist.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/5raku9/my_boyfriend_cant_make_me_orgasm/ Roasties are never satisfied.
And i guess Reddit Roastie Posts General lel
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>>34547544
>Roasties can't orgasm easily
I don't get it. Do they not enjoy sex? Or do they only enjoy it with Chad?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/5r3vw3/open_relationship_ready_to_ask_my_partner_things/
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https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/5r3ckg/sex_with_a_person_youre_not_attracted_to_selfish/
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Come on, All normies aren't THAT bad. 2017-01-31 08:18:36 Post No.34547522
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Come on, All normies aren't THAT bad.
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I got paired up in a group today in English with a couple normies. A Chad, a Tyrone, and some semi-Chad looking dude. At first I was like "fuck my life", but in the end it actually wasn't that bad. They understood I wasn't an out going person, and didn't mind that I seldomly talked. Never asked me why I didn't talk much. Surprisingly the Tyrone bring up anime, and said he was into it, so we talked about that for a bit. One of the guys even shared some of his chips with me, and said I seemed like a chill person.
So what exactly do we hate about normies. It seems unfair to hate them simply because they have no problem talking to girls, socializing, and enjoying their life? Isn't that what they should be doing ? Sure, maybe we weren't made out for that kind of stuff, but life is like a game, and it seems childish to hate the player for being good at the game.
I'm not saying all normies are good. Some are pretty annoying, like the ones who question why you don't talk a lot instead of leaving you alone, but all of them really aren't that bad, seriously!
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They're just fucking with you. They trick you into believing you're one of them and then they'll tear you down. Everything good is too good to be true.
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>>34547522
It really depends on how unattractive and autistic you actually are. If Chad, Tyrone and Brad were actually willing to talk to you, you're way above the target audience of this board in the looks and social skills department.
Basically what I'm saying is REEEEEEEEEE GET OFF MY BOARD NORMIE SCUM
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>>34547673
There was no indication that they "accepted me" in any way.
>>34547675
I'd say I'm pretty ugly honestly...I've been told so before
Why can't you robots except that there's actually go to people in this world. This preconception that all chads, normies, tyrones, etc are ass holes is fucking poisionung your minds. No wonder you have no fucking friends.
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>Back at 16 got telemarketing job
>Get told I am cuck
>desu I am a cuck
>Toil and tick tock wagecuck
>All my friends NEET into their twenties
>I toil on the phone, getting better at selling shit no one needs
>At 20, I end up coaching others, easier work and payed better
>All my friends NEET and call me a wagecuck
>Parents say I need to go into debt for life and get a degree
>Keep my shitty job
>After coaching for a year, find out how much money the company actually earns per sale
>They pocket 90% of it
>Jesus fuck
>Scrape together my savings
>Rent a shitty small 'office space' (Read: Oversized tool locker)
>Get some deals
>Telemarket on my own
>Pass flyers on campuses
>Get 2 employees
>Pocket almost all their cuck sales while I coach them
>Company grows
>Bigger space, more cucks employed
>Currently making nearly six figures a year and growing, while having money to expand the company
>NEET friends still living at parents
>I barely work and my parents are proud of me
>Got a lot of funmoney
>Bright future
>One of my buddies recently got kicked out of the house and begged me for a job
Suck a cock robots, NEETdom is shortsighted unless your parents are rich.
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Of course your life sounds great when you compare yourself to the lowest of the low. Your competition may as well be dead people.
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>>34547427
sounds good man, hope for the best.
Don't live the Jordan Belfort life just yet. Make sure you got enough money to fall back on. Other than that, keep your eyes on the prize and keep making more money
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>>34548130
Thanks man.
Yeah, right now just chilling in a moderately sized apartment, saving up a lot, since I know what I do does include risk.
Luxury never really enticed me much, so just normalfagging.