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>>34562512
I'd like some big black cock info, please.

>>34562512
Is it computing? Does it even exist anymore? Bamboozle was the shit though.

>>34562582
How can it exist when there is no analog tv anymore

I catfished a girl while pretending to be a guy for like 2 years

>>34562895
How did it go anon? Whose photos did you used?

>on some anime forum back in 2003
>girl starts messaging me wanting to rp
>quickly find out she's a lesbian
>15, never questioned my sexuality before
>roll with it
>she shares her erotic fics with me and i draw art of our rp characters fucking
>over time realise why i've never been into men but a little bit too comfortable with other girls
>over time drift apart
>years later on a whim google her username
>find her steam, youtube, twitch, deviantart
>she's a guy
>tfw a guy pretending to be female made me realise i was gay

How thick is your BBC

>>34562442

i have no idea actually, origi

congratulation you get a sage

Cancerous Tomoposting

/uni/
most are gar/b/age

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>>34562410
Are you talking about these thrads?

I wish I looked like that and I'm not even a tranny

>>34562396
Of course you want to look like that. It's objectively the best way to look.

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>>34562336
fine...i'll kill myself...

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>>34562314
>fembot
>small breasts
>dropout NEET
>play video games and watch anime
>have inactive tumblr
>father wasn't in life much
>one female friend that I'm sort of close to, most others are guys
>mother isn't nice and has mental issues
>also have mild mental issues

>>34562314
I thought "robots" were a lot of those as well. Why tell a board to kill themselves lmao

>>34562394
it's only bad if it's a woman
have you ever even been on r9k

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Yes. It is a hateful being, bound up in arcane rules that it made to make sense of itself.
Its greatness.

It is our duty to surpass it, harpoon it through the 76 eyes and drag it down mount Sinai that it be held to trial for its crimes.

>>34562293
I think God is more of an omnipresence and it would be impossible to describe him by anything close to human.

>>34562293
the fact that i don't have a cute feminine pink anthro bear bf is concise objective evidence of god's nonexistence

Drink water before you sleep anon seems to help me at least

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>>34562232
ok thanks dad i'll try

>>34562196
Oh dude, simple. Get some benzos for your alcohol comedown lol. Srs amaze what half a Xanax can do for a hangover

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>>34562188
>have 1 (one) IRL friend
>he's a normie fuck
>7 years older than me
>doesn't get what's cool anymore even though he was basically a chad in high school while still being a bigger nerd than i was
>likes bad anime
>keeps trying to make me watch bad tv

i'm not sure how a non-normie friend would go though

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>>34562188
>having friends

Fuck off my board normie

sage

>>34562257
im lon ely go away

>>34562072
gingers are so hot

>be ginger with aspergers

I was like a huge neon "BULLY ME" sign in school

>be ginger and balding

>>34562071
>Nofap day 15
>Ride a large maglight anally while moaning and having pure prostate orgasms one after the other

This is why I don't nofap, it always goes to buttstuffing eventually

>>34562085
Maybe you should stop being a degenerate first.

>>34562155
If I am not too horny then I can stop, but if I let myself get pent up it's full on degeneracy. And that is why fap regularly to keep the sanctity of my anus intact

>>34561970
What is crashdieting? i wanna lose my fatty fat fat

>>34561970
inb4 you gain it all back and more like 90% of people do

>>34562134
Eat only a tiny bit of food per day like 600 Cal or so

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>>34561936
>tfw you find out boipucci Iiterally refers to male asshole

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>>34561936
>when you find out intercourse is pee pee in vee vee

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>>34561936
REALLY?

surprisingly original

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Ok, here goes.

>man i wish i had done this 4 years ago when i was 16 and people would have at least pretended to care
>nothing is getting better. i held on to the "it gets better" notion until i realized how bullshit it was
>i was stupid for believing things could improve
>life was just so much better when i was little, i actually had friends & innocence, etc
>dont feel sorry, or think about how you could have stopped this. thats not would i would want
>goodbye

in reality, im too chicken shit to do it, so I'll just rot unless i somehow get to be the one in a million that gets famous in life, then i'll rot with money.

>You know,i just wanted a Pepsi and a nice time to just sit down with you guys and not fucking argue over petty shit. I just wanted to like my brothers,but these 19 years i have not gotten to that point and the dark god knows i wont be geting it any time soon. So i sold my soul in hopes of geting something better. Guess i will see if he keeps up his side of the bargain. Tell my dogs i love em. Bye :) also,tell aaliyah don't be suprised when she dies it'll be awfuly hotter than what she was hoping for. She is mine.

>Goodbye, you're all cunts.

>>34561927
blacks have all the rights they need

>>34561957
Exactly. They have all the original rights.

>>34561927
>if you don't promote faggots, you belong in the stone age.
>women have the right to kill their babies if they want, they have the rights to choose too

REEEEEEEE