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>>34563288
because their cultures is pretty fun and cozy, atleast some of them, and both of those things are staples for the people who gravitate to r9k usually. even the work they do seems justifiable enough to do as a neet

>>34563288
Because east asian cultures are pretty much the only alternative major "civilized" culture to like for western people. I doubt people would really like to live in Africa or in arab countries, so if you dont really feel like fitting in, asian culture is your only chance besides sub-culture.

>>34563288
shut up you fuckin weeb

>>34563219
At that point I'd just drive my wheelchair off a bridge to be honest. I don't know why more people like this don't do it. I can't imagine living like that.

he looks like a 40 year old fat baby

>>34563232
>I don't know why more people like this don't do it

because bridges got handrails

>>34563211
No

Oregon is a coastal U.S. state in the Pacific Northwest known for its diverse landscape of forests, mountains, farms and beaches.

>>34563249
>tfw you live in oregon

>>34563211
Stop killing your friends.

warm it up in pot of simmering water

hold it between your thighs

>pour water in pot
>put nutella in bowl
>boil water
>put bowl on top of pot
>let water boil and warm the nut

yes because the few times i have opened up to people it has ended very badly

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I've only ever opened up to my mother mostly because i was forced too but i'd rather pretend to be happy in front of my friends rather than burden them with my issues

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>>34563138
Yeah.
I'm fine pissing strangers off, but at work or at school I can't say jack shit without getting kicked out. So I sit in the corner, silently. Got no friends, don't speak a single word for days on end.

The only person I talk to is my workshop teacher, old man one year away from retirement. He's more genuine than the new age liberal feel-good "I'm in my early 30s that's still hip right?" teachers.

try somewhere other than 4chan

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>>34563127
>try outlets that shun people like me

why would i do that

>>34563106
are you cute? if you are lets be friends

the fuck is an orbiter

>>34563250

an object in motion around another object in the shape of ellipse due to the effects of gravity

did u get to fuck eliza

>>34563083
Being a man is all about killing yourself but in small increments to help people, possibly building yourself up just so you can suffer for the greater good.

Be like me, be a gay robot and suck other robot dick

>>34563141
literally this x10000

>>34563083
It's roastie logic and it's perfectly reasonable.

Roastie: "Men who aren't Chad should put women before themselves. Their lives don't matter as much as mine. I am bitter that Chad won't settle for me, so I will make your life miserable. Oh, and by the way, you weren't a man to begin with."

>>34563008
>tfw most women dont like to get eaten out
>tfw the ones that do only want chad to do it

>>34563008
Women rule what? you didn't finish

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>>34563008
>ywn know how it feels to kneel before a woman as she stands over you and pleasure her orally

why are they like that

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>>34563016
They are the true masters of this world
>Rotshilds bow to them
>200+ IQ

can someone please just give me a quick rundown?

It is ok. This happens with a lot of people. People like me. When i see couples holding hands or people spending money i get mad and just want to fucking kill somebody.

>>34563034
Is it autism?

I really just can't fucking stand the thought of people being better than me.

It's not like they're rubbing my nose in it ir anything, but it makes my fucking blood boil and want to kill them.

>>34563056
Not sure. In my case,its just i am so tired of not being happy and not being able to after so many attempts that i would rather kill them than be left behind.i just cant wait to get a place if my own,kidnap some girl and give her Stockholm symdrome. Then again,i am sure even if i got what i wanted i would just crave more and still be unhappy.

League is shit.
Play StarCraft instead

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>>34562967
woooah silver???

>>34562967

Games are shit, play life instead. I feel like shit if I put for a game, even a 5er for a game and I feel like Ive wasted some money, not to mention the time wasted on games. It's really detrimental.

Don't get me wrong, I love a bit of GTA ocasionaly, but anymore than 30 mins and I feel like I'm wasting time.

>>34562926
Then your personality sucks. Most girls usually catch feelings and suddenly want to pursue more, even though you both only agreed on a casual fwb fling.

What's wrong with casual sex? Have it with girls you find attractive. It could turn into a bf/gf thing.

>want a gf
>be fat and unattractive
>workout and improve myself
>finally be kind of attractive
>realize you have been suffering from aspergers your entire life and that's why you can't into basic non-verbal communication or subtext

>>34562904
about the same as taking benzos for the first time
and being fucked up permanently afterwards

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>>34562904
love is a spook
og

>>34562904
i might be late but I'll be ur friendo

>at restaurant with mommy
>want to try something new
>tell her what i want
>"oh no you don't like that"
>never had it in my life so how would i know either way
>too scared to order so she orders my usual

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>mfw i can't even this
I know you're supposed to be robots but come the fuck on

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>>34562874
>grocery shopping with mommy
>at the cashier
>mommy forgets something
>"i'll be right back anon"
>stand there awkwardly as the qt cashier scans the food
>she says "hey"
>I say "hi" back
>sperg out
>exit the store and wait from mommy