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I figured out what causes depression 2017-02-01 06:55:34 Post No.34569373
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I figured out what causes depression
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2017-02-01 06:55:34
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When you constantly think about how you're not having sex, how you haven't had sex, and how you will not have sex -- you feel depression.
So I just have to not think about that and I'll be happy.
Now I just have to figure out how to make money and I will be a golden normie.
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>>34569373
>When you constantly think about how you're not having sex, how you haven't had sex, and how you will not have sex
That's so entry tier and 17 year-old depression tier tho.
You feel real depression when you are constantly thinking about how you're not experiencing mind-blowing happiness with the person you love and you never will. That's depression.
Now I just need to figure out how to fall out of love and I will be a golden normie.
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>>34569477
>mind-blowing happiness
You are way overestimating this.
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>>34569508
The moments, man, not the whole experience. I've seen too much to idealize romantic relationships. But the moments- those are real and we all know it.
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>hey son, we noticed you're always alone in your room on the weekend, so we set you up on a date tonight with that nice neighbor girl. Look, she's here now.
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>>34569316
*pulls dad to the side*
*whispers*
>She doesn't have a...you know...does she?
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>>34569516
vagina? no son, she has a penis just like you wanted
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>>34569516
A boyfriend? Of course not my dear boy!!
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i fucking hate khajiit! they fucking smell like shit and ruin cities with skooma!
when the fuck will the imperial legion just end them?
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>>34569281
the jews of skyrim
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>>34569354
if you have coin, khajiit will rip you off
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DUDE SKOOMA LMAO XD
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ITT: The one thing you'd want your girlfriend to say to you if you had one
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>>34569277
"wow, anon, you really did your best today, that's all that matters to me, you're really great"
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>>34569277
"You're a really stimulating person, anon; I feel alive when I'm with you. Over time, you always know how to keep that fire in me going, that's why I want to stay with you."
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"I hate you."
Negative validation is the only thing I crave. I want people to hate me as much as I hate myself, but they never seem to.
Robots, if you ever had a daughter would you want her dating
>Strong conservative chad that orders her around and makes her into a housewife, and yells at her occasionally.
or
>a kind and compassionate beta male who is extremely nice to her and even submissive for the most part
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>>34569174
>Strong conservative chad that orders her around and makes her into a housewife, and yells at her occasionally.
Women need a man to keep them in line. Not a doormat.
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>>34569174
my sister is dating chad-looking beta guy and it's fun. poor guy though
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>>34569190
and you as a father would be ok with this? Doesn't seem a bit emasculating to you that some asshole is being a dick to your princess?
I fucking HATE my roommate so so so much
>keeps trying to talk to me even though I clearly do not fuck with him
>is cocky as fuck
>sings loudly all the time and clearly thinks he's good at it(he's not)
>respects no one
>needs way too much attention
>is a disgusting drug addict and gets extremely fucked up
>huffs computer duster
>smokes all the time at like 1-5am making the room smell when I'm trying to sleep
>always watches shit on speakers, even though I gave him headphones
>smells bad from poor hygiene
>completely trashed his side of the room and I always have to throw shit back over to his side because it starts piling up to mine
>will often just sleep all fucking day which kills my productivity
>can't play guitar or jerk off either if he won't fuck off somewhere
>I'm 99.99% he stole from me
>for the last week or so he is constantly loudly eating chips, constantly hearing that fucking plastic bag rustling and then him chewing and crunching loudly like some sort of fucking retard
I want to fucking kill him. Every time I hear his voice or see him I'm filled with indescribable rage. Even as I type this he's loudly eating his fucking chips. I want to beat him to death with a baseball bat, I want to stab him over and over and over. FUCK!
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>>34569121
get an apartment or rent a bedroom
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>>34569121
Oh and he laughs loud as FUCK. Everything he does is so fucking loud for no goddamned fucking reason. I swear he does this shit as a power play. This faggot grew up constantly going to jail and I guess it's some shit from jail, I swear I'm going to just snap any day now.
I almost did a few nights ago when while he was fucked up on Xanax and asked to use my pipe. I told him no, because like I said, I'm 99.99% sure he stole from me. He kept forgetting and asking me again so I finally I said okay, but to not leave the room with my pipe. I fall back asleep and wake up a few minutes later to see he's left the room and my pipe is gone. He comes back in and I take it from him and lock it up and go to sleep.
At 6:30am, this fucker dares come to my side of the room, wake me up, and ask to use my pipe again. I almost lost it. I told him to go the fuck to sleep and fuck off.
The next night he started humming insanely loudly at like 5am. I screamed at him to shut the fuck up like 10 times and I swear he heard me but was ignoring me. I stood up and go over and finally he stops, but I swear he looked at me with the most ironic face, I want to just take my skateboard and beat the life out of him. I wish he would just fucking die already, he is literally a complete waste of human life and resources, a total narcissistic psychopathic liar, and a career criminal, and a thief, and a killer with absolutely no redeeming qualities. He doesn't create anything, he doesn't have any hobbies, he just consumes and destroys like a fucking parasite.
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>>34569283
Sounds like my brother. You honestly need to do whatever you can to find another place, I know it's not as simple as that, but it is something worth trying. These people cannot be reasoned with as they do not even know what they are doing, if this guy is like my brother then I am sure you have noticed they cannot even think.
okay so out of sheer curiousity I tried my own cum and it tasted ridiculously sweet. is it supposed to taste like that? what determines taste?
for other robots how does your cum taste? for fembots what's your preference for the taste?
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>>34568998
don't worry anon my cum is sweet too. To make your cum taste better eat a lot of fruit and veg, cut down on meat
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>>34568998
Diet can supposedly have an effect on the taste. What you been eating lately?
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>>34569252
quick poptarts and such for breakfast and the rest of my meals are meat and rice/potatoes
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Share your orbiter feels, I'll start:
>be britbot
>in a band with qt3.14
>start to develop feelings for her
>start building up the confidence to ask her out
>she gets a bf
>he's a cagefighter
>literally called CRUSHER
>now I jack off thinking about him slamming her
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If you weren't such a skincel you might be the CRUSHER instead.
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>>34569007
wtf is a skincel
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>>34568941
She doesn't look white to me. She looks like she has gook eyes; perhaps it's just a bad photo.
If she's not white you deserve to be castrated and put to work in a concentration camp then walked into a bug spray chamber
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Is there a day in your life you wanna relive over and over again?
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Saturday
original
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>>34568939
One of those days she talked to me and stayed up with me. It's good enough for a timeloop to get stuck in for eternity. It's corny but whatever
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that day i fucked a trap in the ass
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Why aren't you playing Dark Souls right now?
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>>34568848
I already beat it.
I'm playing other games now.
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I moved on, got bored of it.
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>>34568848
Something tells me you're a poorfag and this is a pirated copy
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>be NEET living with mom and stepdad
>receive almost a thousand autism bucks a month
>saving most of my money just in case they decide to cut my autism bucks
>mom accidentally sees my bank account and noticed I had almost 10k saved up
>couple of days later mom suddenly brings up fact that my ass will be 25 soon
>says I should pay her rent
>already give her money sometimes for groceries and for take-out out of the good of my heart
>tell her she just wants to buy new clothes and other useless crap to feed her materialistic personality (she buys useless crap ALL the time and then complains about having no money to buy even more useless crap)
>like we have 3 fucking lounge sets in our backyard and our backyard isn't even that big
>we have no financial problems and I already told her I would give her money if times would get rough
Give it to me straight lads, am I in the wrong here?
I just want to save as much money as possible so I can leave this place as soon and comfortably as possible, and I would hate to see my hard earned NEET bucks get wasted on useless shit.
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If she kicks you out you'd have to find a place anyway. If the ammount she wants is cheaper than rent elsewhere give it to her. If not move out.
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Totally sperg out and smash something. Like take your computer chair outside and start swinging it at the driveway and REEEEEEing and hyperventilating.
Rinse/repeat every time she brings up rent. Bonus points if you call her a "whore" and tell her "you wish you were never born."
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I grew up piss poor because my mother couldn't handle money and wasted my child support on similarily useless shit as yours appearently does, so I'm inclined to take your side. But to be fair, if its her place she can ask for rent at any time she wants, and you're in no position to tell her how she has to spend her money or deny her her rightful rent because you think she wastes it on shit. Just broker a good deal so you can continue saving up, or move out right away, 10k should be enough for that, isn`t it?
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She's not really Turkish is she.
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I hope she's Turkish because fuck her
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Yes, a regular turk who shoops herself white
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>>34568474
Yes but she was changed...
What compels a man to go after the girl his best friend likes? Are there codes of conduct?
Why do men chase after the same girl at the same time? Do they not have any respect?
>I know girls have a "IDC if you dated him in your past life karma 3 birth cycles ago, I won't even glance at him." Aren't men the founders of loyalty and honor?
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>>34568454
See image for good advice.
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>>34568454
as long as they dont have a history it should be okay but you have to talk to him about it. as long as he isnt a bitch he will be fine with it.
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If you have a best friend with a gf, you'll likely see the gf often. The more you see someone the more you're likely to grow attached. In addition to this there's also a perverse attraction to the "affair" since it's one of the biggest taboos. If both people are attracted to eachother enough and have morals lacking enough, then it's a no brainer for them.
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Ayo hol up
Is u sayin
*smacks lips*
We wuz gunslingers nd sheeiit?
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>>34568420
Honestly, I don't know what to think of this.
I'll just wait until I actually watch it before judging if he's a total negro or just a "black" man.
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>>34568420
Black Beatles in the city coming immediately to confiscate the moneys
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>>34568420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyRdD-10Ojo
/job/ Thread Guys
Post
>Age
>What your job is
>Salary
>How long you've been doing it
>Do you like it?
>Any interesting stories
>18
>Do part time maintenance work for a restaurant
>$11/hour
>About two months
>It's not so bad, I work alone and get to listen to music while I do my work. I only get like <7 hours a week though.
>I've had cops look into the windows seeing if I'm robbing the place, because I work late at night. I've also had people walk in looking for dinner even though were closed.
I just applied to work as a security guard, had my interview yesterday. The interviewer said that as long as I pass the background check and drug test, I'll get the job. I'm looking forward to it, a little nervous though.
All anons welcome to post and share your woes
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>>34568187
>22
>McDonald's crew
>min wage (10.50 in my state)
>not in particular, it's pretty easy though andmy oneitis works there so I have no motivation to quit and look for another job
>about half a year
>not really
I'm turning in an application to work as a CSO for my campus police department (basically a glorified security guard), I'd probably only get 8 hours a week though so I'll be keeping my other job.
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>>34568276
Your gonna be a security guard too? Cool. Just out of curiosity what made you want to do it? I picked it cause I thought working alone late at night would be /comfy/ and also cause I love /x/ and usually security guards get good stories
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>>34568533
I intern at the Sheriff's Department and a retired detective who now works for the campus PD but still shows up to help out every now and then pointed me towards it. I want to get into law enforcement and it seems like it'd be a good stepping stone. Plus they work a lot of graveyard shifts which does seem oddly comfy.