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Do people buy youtube URLs? Is this a thing?

If I had youtube.com/love for example, how much would it be worth?
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>>34569908
I suppose it would be like selling a domain name or something like that
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>>34569908
Seeing as it's a 4 letter name and is a word that can trend it may be worth a lot
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>>34569908
I'll take it for 4 tendies

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Robots, where how do i but a shotgun and ammo from a private gun dealer who won't background check me? Preferrably online

Live in georgia, don't know shit about guns though desu
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>>34569884
Which school are you shooting up, OP?
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>>34569884
Just fucking use the old fashioned method.
Jump off of someplace high.
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>>34569977
Myself
>>34569988
I don't live around any highrise buildings

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>be 26
>still feel like a kid
>if I see a 25 plus year old person I see them as adults and inferior to me

Why is this happening
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>>34569882
>inferior

Did you mean superior or do you actually respect man children?
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What does it mean if I feel superior to eveyone, but at the same time feel inferior.

It really depends on how I'm feeling in the moment.
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>>34569941
Put it to the back of your head. Don't be self conscious. Stand tall and make eye contact. You look like a child if you can't do that, you're right. If you can, no one will know your secret low self worth.

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What was your favorite Elliot Rodger moment? Mine was when he started a rate me thread on some dating website and samefagged with fake accounts saying "u hot".
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>>34569773
That part of his autobiography where he talks about playing Halo 3 and drinking Mountain Dew Gamer Fuel
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When he shot those people :^)
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>>34569773
that part where he wrote about his sister having sex with her boyfriend.

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>I was stalking this married Stacy from work an hour ago on Normiebook
>her most recent picture is a pic with her husband
>trying to scroll down accidentally liked the pic
>power goes out because bad weather outside
>oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
>quickly pic up my phone to unlike the pic as soon as possible
>no service because bad weather outside
>wew lad just fuck my shit up senpai
>power comes back 20 mins later
>go quickly to normiebook to unlike the pic
>can't find her fucking profile
>see a msg request from a Facebook User
>how the fuck did you find my Facebook you fucking creeper? You gave me more reasons to be even more disgusted by you at work
>about to go to work in 1 hour

WAT DO?
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>>34569728

Fuck, this is some tense shit.

Look for a new job ASAP.
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>>34569728
>WAT DO?

Ignore the bitch and move on
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k ke kek
dude you're fucked

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>open your gf's computer
>find this picture on the desktop
What do?
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>>34569706
save it on my storage and delete it from her computer
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wake up and go to work
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Fap to it originally

I know this isn't /tv/ but what do robots watch apart from porn?

I currently been watching House of cards, never seen it before only heard of it, and I think it's good and I'm not that into politics.
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>>34569689
I don't watch tv, because its too hard to concentrate on something that has like 1000 episodes and is just going to go on and on and on for a long time.

I do like youtube and movies, though, but I never watch anything I can't finish in a day.
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>>34569689
Sopranos is my favourite show. I also like some anime, but I don't consider myself a big fan of it in general.
Louis Theroux docs are maximum comfy. At the moment I'm watching Dexter.
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>>34569748
You don't have to watch all episodes, there are series with stand alone episodes that aren't connected.

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>Redpill me on X
>Is X redpill
>X is not redpill
>Why haven't you taken the redpill yet?
Is anyone else just sick of the term redpill? At this point redpill is just creating more faggots who become keyboard warriors spreading shit rather than benefiting themselves.
Alsohas anyone else noticed that when someone requests to be redpilled on something it's just another way of requesting to be spoonfed?
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But anon, there is no spoon.
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>>34569698
Whatever happened to not spoonfeeding on 4chan?
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>>34569685
>redpill me on redpill

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Can we get a good "peaked in highschool/college" thread going?

Then
>18-19
>never went more than 2-3 weeks with a gf
>dated about 8 women
>had car
>skinny

now
>27
>3 year dry spell until 3 weeks ago
>have only dated 3 women over the last 5 year
>no car (bus and train)
>chubby
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Then
>16/17
>posted on /tv/, /mu/, /v/
>had a female friend
>drove her home every day

Now
>26/27
>post on /r9k/
>deciding what to drink tonight
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>>34569812
>>had a female friend

did you stick it in?
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>>34569678
lol, eat dicks normie scum.

Anyone else have empathy for obese people?

I think it's a product of one's environment, genetics, and depression doesn't help a bit.

Any of you overweightbots trying to lose weight thru exercise or dieting this year? I need some support I can't stop binge eating to quell the sadness
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>>34569656
I only hate the ones who claim that they're doing everything in their power to not be obese when they clearly aren't. The ones that just fully accept it are usually always fun to be around.
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>>34569676
Hit the nail on the head there, friendo.
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I find obese/fat people fucking disgusting and find it hard to empathise with them. Not getting fat is as simple as just eating less.

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>Chad who used to bully me went white water rafting
>Now he's """missing"""
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>>34569558
>Chad has high test
>High test makes you take risks
>Sometimes risks don't work out

Them's the breaks
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>>34569558
>guy who is reponsible of starting 7 years of bullying out of the blue against me
>crashed his new car and is paralyzed

everytime they post a picture of him on facebook I like the pictures with 4 fake accounts
that event made me quite religions, thanks god
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>Chad gets bone cancer
>literally every weekend there is a charity party for him
>cancer goes into remission
>Not only is he Chad but he also beat cancer
>youre so brave Chad!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN HE WAS SUPPOED TO DIE REEEEEEEEE

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/r9/ I've taken LSD and I've had a breakthrough.

I took a tab of LSD and a cannabis brownie
You need to do the same and you will saw what I saw!

That useless fat person behind a computer.


Change it!
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so this is what happens when u post on drugs
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>>34569528
Wise words family.
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>>34569528
made me really use my neurons my dude

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>27 years old
>still a qt

how does she do it
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shes a girl, dumbass
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Probably because she's not trying to be someone else; she's genuine and nice. I'll bet she stays pretty through her 50s.
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Bogdanoff technology

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>tfw your dad is into anime and has a waifu
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>>34569469
To be honest, I would be ashamed if I had kids and they found out what kind of person I used to be in high school / college.
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>>34569469

How old is he and who's the lucky waifu? What's his best animu?
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>>34569469
Based father

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When someone asks you if youd ever consider dating their friend; does that mean the friend in question asked this person to find out?

Because thats how it normally works but I may have waited too long to do anything about it.
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>>34569444
No, you are just being set up to get rejected laughed at.
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>>34569453
t-thanks for reassuring my fears , robot. I can always count on you.
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>>34569444
yeah i think so
this happened to 2 guys i know

his best friend asked me what i thought of him
and told me he liked me...

and i didnt know this (the fucking subplot or what was going on behind -_-) (that he was probably ordered or asked to ask how i felt by the original guy who liekd me)

SO YEAH
DONT DO THAT
FUCKKKKKK
I FELL FOR IT AND I
SAID NO
AND HE TOLD HIS FRIEND
AND HE GOT HURT :( NOW IM SAD1
i didnt know that was going on;-

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