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So I'm planning to buy a cheap >$200 revolver to kill myself. Should A 9 mm do it?
Also accepting other options. maybe rope or knife or building jump.
I never tried in life
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>>34576733
please don't give the liberals more statistics to claim that guns are inherently dangerous
why not OD on something?
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>>34576733
Why do you desire to die? Your going to die anyways, why not go out and see the world. If your gonna die why not get a credit card and take a vacation to wherever you want?
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>>34576733
>>34576934
OD on weed.
That'll show those dirty liberals!
Imagine being her father...
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I'd probably only have a daughter that attractive if I was attractive myself, and in that case I'd have no issues anyway.
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>>34576732
>tfw afraid to think about having a daughter one day because I'll probably want to fuck her when she gets older
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>>34576732
Hmm this sounds like fun
>You're old enough to start paying rent young lady.
I guess it has potential to be alright.
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>you see your waifu wearing yoga pants
>everyone can see her butt
>you know she's swallowed gallons of Chad loads
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>>34576727
>tfw no 3D waifu crush
i can't even relate it's a good feel tbhh.
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>My gf wears yoga pants
>Everyone can see her butt as we walk with my arm around her
>I know that I'm the only one that has ever fucked her in anyway
Quit being a beta bitch that becomes fixated on used goods
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>3D women
Anon you have made a mistake.
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>tfw 27
>tfw all of your happy, innocent memories of wandering through the halls of middle school and high school are now a distant memory that exist solely in your head
>tfw they keep replaying anyway
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>>34576713
I still have nightmares where I show up to class on the day that a big project was due without having done any of it. Then I wake up anxious
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>>34576713
Life seems to be a black and white silent movie about nothing, flickering silently on film superimposed onto the retinas of my eyes.
The movie is almost over.
Suicide note found in Aokigahara Suicide Forest
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>26
>Still horribly emotionally immature, severe aversion to affection and intimacy
>Not a woman, so no male to come and "protect and fix" me
>Over the age of 20, so no women are willing to deal with yet-another-soft-mind, they all want their future husbands and granite-like minds
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In these troubling times, let us pray. 2017-02-02 12:48:25 Post No.34576652
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In these troubling times, let us pray.
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Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.
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Lord God, may we be grateful for our lot, and compassionate toward all those who are suffering every kind of distress at this difficult time.
May we hold back nothing, and hasten to be the ministers of prayer and mercy, like the disciples of Him who went about doing good in times of need.
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>>34576652
I wish the lord would take me now. Arigato
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Is this an invitation for religious discourse?
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The only girl I've ever loved didn't love me back. It's only been five years; with the rest of my humble life before me, I'm still as sure as I was then that I'll never love again.
Let's just have one of those threads, friends. Robots, normalfag, failed normie, whatever. Just be cool and don't try to make yourself look good, you're spending time with the rest of us losers.
How are you today, anonymous?
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>>34576630
Hey man how ya doin. Cant say I relate. Never really felt that kinda love dispite yearning for it. Im sorry you got scorned though anon. Ill feel that feel with you.
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Shameless bumparine ofr for justice oraegano
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I feel like my current and first gf doesnt love me anymore. Shes less physically effectionate and we barely kiss. She used to respond in like 10 minutes and wed have lengthy convos throughout the day and now its a response every 2-3 hours or more. Her response to not replying as much is shes busy but when i last send a message i see she left my snap on read and liked something on instagram while leaving my text message unanswered. I still love her, but I feel she doesnt love me anymore. Am I just an insecure needy phaggot.
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Are there any musicians here?
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>>34576560
I play trumpet
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I play guitar
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I play slide whistle
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Ask someone who's fucking a woman 7 years older than him.
Also, she's in a relationship.
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why are you on this board, you know you don't belong here
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What'd you have for breakfast
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>>34576572
I didn't know I was on wizardchan.
I didn't know r9k was dedicated to virgins.
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>tfw infatuated with a girl at work 2017-02-02 12:37:17 Post No.34576440
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>tfw infatuated with a girl at work
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but today she said "I'm the nicest guy ever". I fucked up right?
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no meme, that means she doesnt consider you a manly man
forget about her
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>>34576440
>today she said "I'm the nicest guy ever"
Translation: She sees you as a wholly non-sexual being that she could never possibly be romantically/sexually interested in.
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>>34576440
It means you're not the least bit intimidating.
Which is not a complement from from women
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>Innawoods
>Spot this from afar
Wat do?
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>>34576429
I love that her asshole is dirty in all of her butt pictures
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Throw a rock at that stuff
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>>34576448
Pics, anon? Do you want to sniff it?
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>started making my bed everyday as an exercise in self-discipline and routine-building
>that led to me cleaning my room front to back and top to bottom, as well as the washroom and other rooms in the house, I clean them everyday
>I started going on 1 hour walks everyday as well, sunshine or snow storm
>I then started showering everyday and wearing clean clothes because of how sweaty and gross I got
>I then started doing my laundry every week
>I actually want to find a job now
Make your bed, fellow turbo-autist NEET robots. It's the first step to becoming a normie
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>>34576395
I've been doing it for the past few days. Next step is to tackle the bathroom
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>>34576395
>I actually want to find a job now
I got a job and my room is a mess.
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>>34576395
Goodjob anon, you're going to come out on top bruv.
>that ugly guy in college who acts confident but literally nobody gives a shit about him and everybody gets annoyed when he's trying to be a part of conversation
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>>34576326
It's true, I scorn uglies even though I should know better. I can't help it though, it's just instinct.
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>always feel like i'm that guy when i try to be social
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That would be me if I acted confident
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If you woke up and vaginas had just started growing on surfaces all over the place- like an epidemic of vaginas on trees, walls, cars, whatever, would you consider fucking them?
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>>34576294
Consider? Perhaps, but I'd never follow through. You can't trust something that spontaneous.
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>>34576294
Yes, but not without making 100% sure that it's not actually something that's gonna bite my dick off.
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>>34576294
>tfw computer stops working when vagina grows into the CPU
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Life - easy mode
Life with women - hard mode
yall lil pussies
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>>34576285
Does she know her areolas are exposed?
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>>34576398
>Does she know her areolas are exposed?
Don't be so perverted, anon
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>>34576398
She's being lewd...
ON PURPOSE!???
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ITT: Post your phobias 2017-02-02 12:28:58 Post No.34576260
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What phobias do you robots have?
How much do they affect your life?
How long have you had them?
>pic related is mine
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>>34576260
When I find these fuckers in my house I can't sleep...
Gotta poison the whole thing Auschwitz syle
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>>34576260
Same as you OP. Fuck spiders. I know most are inoffensive but still. Just by imagine a giant spider staring me from not too far i get frozen.
Im also fascinated by them to the point where half of the things i write mention spiders in one way or another.
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As a latino.