>Where do you live?
>How would you rate the girls in your city?
>>34577835
A New Jersey Town.
Big Hispanic Population.
Mostly A+ girls.
Anaheim, 7/10 but go west to Santa Monica and it suddenly becomes 10/10s everywhere
>>34577835
>Los Angeles (University of Spoiled Children to be exact)
>Very attractive (7/10 is probably average) but way too liberal
i miss being a kid so badly
any one else know this feel
>>34577803
My childhood sucked, so no.
>>34577803
I miss being a kid so badly I wear diapers to bring me back to the good ol' days
If I stopped aging when I was four that would have been great.
are fembots real?
what are the signs of a true fembot IRL?!!??
That's the cutest pepe in the fucking world.
>>34577763
>what are the signs of a true fembot IRL?!!??
Shut up
>>34577777
These are digits worthy of making this thread a cute Pepe thread.
>tfw you will never get to stay up all night playing halo 3 custom games with all your friends ever again
I never actually had friends, so I would just spend all of my time in Forge mode making custom maps and game modes and daydreaming about having friends to play them with.
>>34577664
>Friends
Yea...
h4 ruined everything.
>you will never know what it feels like to have your penis enclosed by boobs
I do. Feels great, man.
I don't, however, know what it feels like to have my penis enclosed by lactating boobs. That's my fetish. Lactation too hot.
I do, thought was going to be greater
>>34577613
I do. Imagine trying to get off by rubbing half-filled water balloons on your dick
>6 grams of sugar
>50 calories
>Portable as fuck
>Fun games on the side
How can one food be so based?
>ywn be a kid eating gogurt again
>>34577552
How can one shill suck so much cock?
>>34577568
I'm too busy sucking gogurt, what about you?
if you care about politics you are a normalfag
>hurr you're a SJW
>hurr you're a nazi
>shut up fascist!
>no you're the fascist!
>bluh bluh dumb cuck
>bluh bluh dumb virgin
like who gives a damn
>>34577549
i give a damn because i want to know whether or not i'll be getting more neetbux
>>34577549
Agreed. People should care about what is within their control, not stuff that they can't change like the weather or politics.
>>34577549
>if you care about politics you are a normalfag
I agree completely
>b-but what if-
No, dumbass, having epic edgy political opinions does not mean you aren't a Norman
hey anons
i recently went to a friends house to do salvia ;in case you don't know salvia is a drug used to induce visions and other altered and "spiritual experiences" a close friend offered if i want to come over along with afew more close friends of mine for all of us to take turns while we trip and after the others done somebody else take their turn, this wasn't my first time doing it so i said sure and now i crying my eyes out because i don't know if i can ever look all my friends in the eye again
abit of a pre-story before i get into the meat of it (this is gonna be abit of a long read and i'm sorry about that)
when i was about 10-12 i was raped multiple times by my blood father in my sleep and in fear of getting hit/shutup i didn't try to fight it the first time and pretended to stay asleep while he continued, the morning after my dumb mind thought it would be best i don't bring it up to my mom so i don't break up the already small and broken family i have - the next two times (two to my knowledge) i was raped by my father i wore a belt to attempt to stop him, that didn't work- shortly after i started my period and my mom told the whole family because she was proud of my becoming a women or whatever- thank god he stoped after that
back to yesterday- i'm 19 now and never told anybody about my rape and my father is no longer part of my life.
--ill continue the story in the rest of the thread because its too long to put here --
ill also post a TL;DR
i go to my friends house to do salvia, afew people go before me-they look silly tripping and tell us all it was stupid shit like "my finger tips grew out into rollercoster tracks and i was on the rollercoster ride"
my turn comes along; since iv'e done it before i think i'm not gonna have a fucking break down like some people do, the person tripping(me at the time) is sat on the bed and two people sit at the edge to make sure i don't fall off
my trip begins with my friends room turning into mine when i was 10 and my friends face turning into my dads and everybody else leaves and i think its my dad trying to rape me-all i remember is me trying to push my dad away from me kicking and punching and then everything going blank.
just abit ago i got a call from that friend telling me i was crying and kicking him and as i almost fell onto the floor he caught me and carried me back to the bed and i started yelling "please dad i don't want to be raped again" "i'm not wearing a belt" "i promise i won't tell mom if you leave me alone and stop" "i don't wanna sleep i don't wanna sleep i don't wanna sleep"
he also send a video somebody took and its me crying while balled up in the bed wrapped up in blankets saying all the stuff he quoted-
i don't know what to do and i'm a crying mess right now
TL;DR OP has a breakdown on a salvia drug trip about being raped by her father as a kid multiple times and doesn't know what to do
>>34577702
Omg. A qt trippy 4chan gf. A match made in heaven. Will you marry me?
Also that sounds horrific I wish I could console you in person with affection and cuddles
I'm tired of being forced into doing the heavier labour at my job, just for being male.
Why can't the girls do the heavier lifting for once?
My gender is 90% of all work related injuries, this is bullshit.
>>34577523
How is being physically stronger a benefit, if you're expected to do more?
you are literally homosexual
>>34577577
What if I was?
>DUDE FUCK THE BAD GUY BUT MARRY THE GOOD GUY LMAO
>>34577494
That pic isn't saying that at all.
Actually she'll use the guy taking the the life-of-the-party home to take her back to his place to in order to fuck him. That's been my experience. Be the responsible guy and you end up shuttling sluts to Chad's place. Never again.
>>34577514
Except it literally is
I want some excitement in my life. What's the wild west of modern America?
>>34577427
Chicagooriginal
>>34577427
space exploration but that's still a good 200 years off so your pretty much fucked.
South side of Chicago
Detroit
The city of East St. Louis
Why do guys become sjws, robots?
genuinely curious
This generation was taught being a nice guy loser will get them pussy. Some of the more attractive ones do but girls really want a guy who'll donkey punch them and piss in their mouth.
Betas who want pussy take on their female peers opinions
>>34577413
Gullible idiots think it'll get them a gf.
>tfw I just realized happiness comes from within yourself
>tfw the only thing stopping me from being happy is myself
Holy shit, it feels like a giant weight just got lifted off of me. If I want to be happy, I just need to be happy. It's literally that easy.
Why the fuck didn't anybody tell me this?
>>34577382
It's really that easy?!
if you want to be happy so badly, why don't you just be happy lmao
>>34577382
You are tied to a chair and are being systematically tortured. Are you capable of being happy in this situation?
> depression for years
> social isolation
> after 8 years depression leads to apathy
> able to function and get a job and drivers license now
> able to get up in mornings
> numb
> no emotion for now last three years
> just apathy
> in bed the other night
> breathing in ear
> scared
> don't move
> breathing gets louder
> ten minutes of this
> look up and around
> nothing
> face back into pillow
> breathing starts again
> feel the breath on my ear
> unintelligible whispering
> turn around
> nothing again
> same thing happens again
> hear footsteps on my wooden floor
> right next to my bed
> turn around in rush of adrenaline
> nothing again
> next night
> disturbing dream
> it's my younger sister
> she's naked and smiling at me
> cuts open both her legs at the thigh
> and jams her arms into both legs
> blood explodes out of both legs oozing past her arms like a video game
> not frequently, but more regularly now
> see weird faces when trying to sleep
> maybe am asleep
my dad has schizophrenia but he' just paranoid about everything and thinks secret agents are following him, rummaging through his stuff, sneaking around the house. stuff like that.
why does everything bad have to happen to me.
What if its a spooky ghost?!?!?!?!?!?!
>>34577895
i don't believe in ghosts desu
>>34577368
it sounds like typical sleep-related phenomenon. Youre just stressed out and need to sleep more.
I hate college so much. Normies and community aside the work is ridiculous. Its seldom overwhelming in volume or difficulty, but it is always there. In highschool I could do a lot at once and clear up my schedule, with college it feels like Im doomed to hold a rock in place forever. The rock isn't heavy and I'm not expected to move it, but if I slack off in the slightest I will lose footing permanently.
It feels not quite suffocating, but like wearing a really tight turtleneck at all times
maybe don't take 20 credits a semester if you can't handle it
College for me was a disorganised mess. It's as if the whole world is just winging it.
>graduated last year
>neet for a year
>going to uni 6000km away for phd
the ride begins again