>supposed to be teaching myself french
>end up playing vidya for 6 hours straight stopping only to search for porn to add to my collection or get food
>tfw too autistic to get anything done
unf...
if only she had a cock, she would be the perfect girl.
>>34579655
download duolingo and memrise, they both have french and are pretty decent for building intro knowledge.
once youve got a decent working vocab you can watch simple movies with subtitles and try teaching yourself better through immersion.
>>34579655
to think she's living the life right now all because she's cute and guys want to pay to see her naked
makes me upset
You can no longer use the internet, listen to music, watch anime or play video games.
Under these new restrictions on your life what do you have left?
Is there anything at all?
>>34579621
l still have my imagination.
>>34579621
would spend all time reading and sleeping
>>34579621
i would neck myself without music desu
TFW no Elsa look alike gf
>>34579608
disgusting looking hands desu
>>34579608
She just looks like a dumb blonde bitch, nothing like elsa.
>>34579666
Checked
originalee
What if there really was a gaggle of femanons on this board? How do we play it cool so they'll be interested in us
>>34579601
By putting yourself out there.
Post a picture of yourself. Do something cute. Invite us into your personal space, share something personal. Do something at least
>>34579696
>Do something cute.
Women dont want "cute", they want Chad
>>34579719
well he's not here is he, so now's your opportunity to take advantage of there being less competition for you
>Buy a potato for 30 cents
>Eat it
>Feel full
Why don't more people do this?
because most people aren't poor/stingy fags and want to enjoy their food
Because I'm not a fucking mick
did you cook it anon?
>"But, like, what do you? I mean how can you be by yourself all the time? Don't you get lonely sometimes? Sorry if I'm being intrusive or anything, I just find it hard to imagine spending all my time alone. Hey, listen. Can I give you my number? I don't want to be annoying or anything but if you ever want to hang out with me then just call or text me, okay? I feel like there's a lot to you Anon, and I'd really appreciate the chance to be the person who gets to know you."
>Hey you know you can hold my hand if you want to. There we go, that's better! God Anon you're so reserved! Are you still worried I'm going to react badly or something if you make a move on me? can I make a frank observation? Promise you won't be offended? Sure? Ok. You seem like you someone who doesn't understand that another might person might love them. Is that accurate enough?"
WOMEN DONT TALK LIKE THIS REEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnS6S3rX8BQ
>tfw no miru gf
>tfw want a gf really badly, but not badly enough to try to get one
Is there a name for this feel?
It's called being a loser
You're making an excuse to justify being lazy
>>34579559
nah OP don't u good man lots of people have this feel my friend group of like 8 people are kissless virgins and don't have a gf but want one.
Maybe you just don't have much of a sex drive like me. I love the way women look, smell, etc. but my sexual feeling are sub par compared to fucking normos
>>34579559
it is a weird fucking feel.
I would hate to neglect her, but I would also hate if she smothered me.
Do you ever do a google search of the wojaks and pepes you created to see if anyone has saved and reposted them?
>>34579528
no but that is a good idea
>>34579528
nope. has anyone reposted yours?
this one where pepe is looking through his legs with asshole on show
i requested it from a draw thread and it since became quite popular
You know what time it is
WhoEugenehere?
>>34579517
>a name so autistic The Walking Dead used it for it's autistic character
You never had a chance anon
>Tfw your name is a literal meme
>>34579517
Eugene at my school was this weird kid who would butt into people's conversations, then abruptly leave. He had a mental breakdown after getting kicked out of a high ranking school too
Hey everybody, it's time for a cuddly, comfy, friendly thread.
Feel free to talk about cuddles, comfies, life or whatever. I'll reply to anybody I can. Please try to keep it safe for work.
I'm gonna kick this off by dumping comfy pictures and wallpapers and saying stuff.
And don't forget: I love you all
I love pictures of cute people cuddling like this. There's something so warm and inviting about them. Makes me wish I were there.
I also like pictures like this. I got a bunch like this from comfy threads on /r9k/, I have them rotating as my wallpaper on my desktop. House interiors are nice, no?
Rooftops are really nice too. Warm, summer day, sitting up top, looking out at the world.
Anyone lurking? I'd love to talk to somebody
How can I kill myself and make it look like a suicide?
like a homicide you mean?
get really really happy, make someone take out life insurance on you, then lock yourself in your car with the exhaust going and handcuff yourself
>>34579464
>How can I kill myself and make it look like i killed myself?
Good jorb.
>>34579464
Use a hand gun and put a gun cleaning kit on the table in front of you.
People do this all the time it's pretty fool proof
I have chicken tendies and you dont, how do you feel about that, anon?
i have enough money to buy 10 tons worth of tendies.
>>34579455
feels good. i need a balanced diet to feel 100% not just constantly eating fried oily shit
>>34579455
gimmie some tendies anon
I want a gf so fucking bad
>>34579421
I want my cartoon waifu to become real.
I want a boyfriend (gay) so fucking bad. No trap, no tranny, a masculine dude.
>>34579421
the grass is always greener on the other side my friend
Post a picture in your folder depending on he last 2 digits of your post number, for example 78 would the the 7th folder & 8th image.
>pic unrelated
>>34579420
2 - 0 just defaults to 1, so second folder, 1st image.
>>34579420
sounds ilke fun
>>34579453
>got the original of the collection
impressive
One of my biggest fetishes is female virgins - the thought of breaking a young girl's hymen and showing her a new experience feels wonderful, and the eventual corruption thoughts to follow are always a treat.
Can we have a thread of appreciating female virgins/posting pictures of hymens, perhaps?
>>34579375
That's not how female virginity works, not that you'd know
>>34579375
Stay away from pure girls unless you plan to marry them.
>>34579426
>Stay away from pure girls unless you plan to marry them.
This. Virgins are sacred and must not be corrupted.