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>tfw kill myself but god sends me to hell because he doesn't like girls that are too tall (5'6") that have small boobs (32B)
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>>34580435
How is 5'6 too tall? Are you retarded? I'm 5'9 (female) and not too tall either. You're small, crazy bitch.
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>>34580464
It isn't the god tier height, stacey.
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>>34580479
How is her height (meaning OP with 5'6) not god tier? She's smaller than most men and yet not small enough to look stupid.
Small women have odd proportions, short legs. She's lucky that she's not too small, it looks silly.
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Jesus Christ I fucking hate DENTISTS. Motherfucking cunt put in 5 composite fillings in my teeth but the edges aren't even smooth. One of them is near the border of the gums and my floss gets stuck between it. Motherfucking cunt. I had to use a nail filer to smooth that shit out myself, and it was a posterior teeth second from the back.
But I'm still not satisfied because it's not PERFECT. Now I have to wait 3 years until my fillings fall out so that I can go to a BETTER dentist, this time someone who is not a motherfucking cunt, to get the fillings done again. and HOPEFULLY, he'll get the edges right. Jesus Christ fucking dentists. I bet some scientist somewhere already invented something that regrows dental tissue but they're not releasing it because motherfucking dentists will go out of business.
1) do not go to a fucking woman dentist. they don't have the manual dexterity of a male
2) don't go to a young cunt. go to someone who is at least 45 and has more than a decade of experience
Don't make the same mistake that I did.
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Had my wisdom tooth pulled
>"Now im just gonna look at it im not going to pull it."
>Okie Doke Doc! :)
>God damn faggot puts his full weight on my bottom jaw.
>Internally hear flesh tearing
>Every time I yawn or chew my jaw joint pops hard.
Fuck dentist. Seriously.
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>get a filling
>a few weeks later it loosens
>its still attached in the hole so it just wiggles
>hurts to chew because food gets crammed in there abd the nerve is just fuckin exposed
>rotten smell from the trapped food
>tfw have to wait until next autismbux payment to be able to afford a new filling
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>>34580427
There's always two rules with going to a medical professional (doctor, dentist, or even vet for your pet):
1. Avoid women, since they are typically not as talented in their profession as their male counterparts.
2. Avoid foreigners. Not necessarily due to competence, but they will nickle and dime you for pretty much everything.
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>Fapped to THAT again
What was it, robots?
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bestiality(actually feel suicidal after every fap)
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>>34580423
Do it long enough and the guilt should go away.
Trust me.
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>>34580423
What type of bestialilty? man on animal or female on animal?
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how do y'all piss off normies?
pic related.. started a rumor that my school did genital inspections
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>>34580333
>Mike Hawk
You fucking mad man
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>>34580333
That's pretty well done. Do you have any caps or links of reactions to it.
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>>34580333
>Mike Hawk
Should have gone with Michael. Less obvious.
Otherwise, not bad.
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>"So, Anon, do you have a girlfriend?"
>"Where are your friends?"
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*Turns 720 degrees and walks away*
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>your family know you are a loser
>they are ok with it as long you work to keep yourself afloat.
>brothers can continue with the family
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>>34580311
Is the guy in green dating a gilf?
Post whatever is on your mind in this thread
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>>34580280
times have been mediocre anon
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>>34580327
Why polandball?
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>>34580280
im on the verge of achieving friends. I just have to act happy and positive when they are around. Im not going to lie it feels like work, but im hoping that I will be able to ease them into the real me.
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>guys idealize and appreciate non-roastie vaginas
>guys get butthurt if girls value and appreciate above average dicks
Explain.
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>>34580275
both is retarded
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>>34580275
4chan has misled itaelf into thinking that all outie vaginas are the result of slutting around when even girls with intact hymens can have the roast beef to an extent
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>>34580348
They don't actually believe that.
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>Be 15
>Had an older goth chick (about 21-22) who was into anal play
>Still a virgin
>Go to her house
>Makeout and fondle
>She guides me along the way
>Pulls out anal beads
>Was instructed to just put it in
>Was told to put lube on it
>Didn't realize this means put lube on the whole thing
>Mfw I only put lube on the first bead
>She moans while I insert like 8-9 beads into her ass
>I'm still confused ass to what this is supposed to do
>She says "Now pull it out"
>Being the kid me, I didn't know she meant slowly and sexually
>Mfw I pull it out like a lawnmower
>Bitch got on all fours on the floor shaking
>Blood and feces everywhere
>She starts freaking out, telling me to get the fuck out of her house
>I run out across the neighborhood in my boxers
>I cried at home
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>Be 15
Nigga enjoy your ban.
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>>34580269
Oh boy this is a keeper
/r/funnychan will love this OC, brah, thanks
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RIPPPPP COOOOOOOOOORRRRD
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Are there any homeless robots? Do you sleep in your car? Or outside?
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>>34580232
Are you homeless, OP? If you are, be careful. Don't get abducted by those scumfucks who take people and do horridly edgy shit to them which may or may not involve le ebin deeb/darg web.
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>>34580232
Im in the shelter.
Helter skelter, cause I ain't fuckin dumb.
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>>34580232
>Are there any homeless robots? Do you sleep in your car? Or outside?
I've talked to a few homeless anons on omegle before
if I remember correctly both said they slept in their cars
>ugly female friend talking to her 9/10 stacy friend while running errands listening to music
> ugly friend says "Ohh anon likes this artist"
>Stacy says "Maybe if I let him borrow the CD, he'll be my friend"
>Already has a boyfriend
The fuck would Young, Tall, Blonde, good looking Stacy have to gain from being my "friend"
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>>34580204
don't think toops much on it. women just say shit without thinking
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>>34580204
She was probably just being nice, honestly. A lot of girls are overly-friendly and want everybody to be their friend, so long as they don't completely creep them out or scare them.
It means nothing, other than that she isn't scared of you.
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Another person to talk too. You're probably overthinking.
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"Alright, Anon, it's your turn to clarify your gender!"
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>trans lesbians
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>>34580163
I wonder how old the people in that class are.
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Holy fuck.. That's in a grade school room or something. There needs to be an uprising.
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Why would anything nice ever happen? 2017-02-02 03:55:51 Post No.34580145
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Why would anything nice ever happen?
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Reminder to NEVER EVER expect anything good to happen. If you ever think something good might happen, you are WRONG and overly optimistic. Normies will FUCK YOU OVER at EVERY SINGLE STEP. You will never advance anywhere without using gallons of your own sweat and tears, while the normies will do everything in their power to DESTROY you. You are alone and the entire world HATES YOU.
Never forget, anon. I did for a while. HUGE mistake.
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This.
If you imagine something good happening, it's not gonna happen.
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One time I thought something good was happening to me
I've never been so wrong
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>>34580145
not this time right guys? this time she means it? itll work this time
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>get fed up with mt girlfriend's blatant vague problems
>decide to take everything at face value for a week
>this evening
>how was work babe?
>FINE.
>glad to see everything's working out great!
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>>34580131
no reply, senpai?
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>>34580131
i take everything at face value
honestly am i doing something wrong
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>>34580131
>girlfriend
normie, get out. /soc/ is that way ------>
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Can we have an /INFP/ thread like we used to?
>Tfw even if you make it women now just want casual sex and you will never be able to do it because the thought of sex not being about emotional intimacy makes your dick instantly not hard
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>>34580127
infp: the world will never be as beautiful as we want it to be. I feel ya bros
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>>34580127
Just eat them out, thats what im planning to do, she cant take away my intimacy
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>we used to
nigga wut?
Anyway, they're not really people.
You are the only one that ultimately matters.
Decent women theoretically exist though.INTJ dropping in.
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Be honest /r9k/, how bad is it?
I'm at about a 4.
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Why isn't your mom fulfilling her duties?
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a 1. keeping my room clean is one of the only things i'm good at
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>>34580161
>Why isn't your mom fulfilling her duties?
>tfw 28
>tfw have my own apartment
>tfw hate cleaning
>tfw it's a mess
>tfw I'm gainfully employed and should really just hire a maid