How much would you pay for three more inches of height? Me? Probably $5000.
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>>34581805
that short guy has the best body, he looks like the kind of guy who would put in a lot of effort in the bedroom as well
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>>34581805
>Probably $5000
that's pretty low for 3 inches of height
probably the same as you to be honest
it's not *too* important but if I could gain an extra three inches for 5k I would
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>>34581840
Looks like he's on roids to me
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If any repeating integers are present within this post, I will ask the quite autismo qt from class to the movies tomorrowI get 3 rerolls. The more i reroll the less confidence I will have for the occasion
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>>34581801
Reroll 1.
For the shekels, dr.
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i got you nigger. you and the qt can thank me later
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>>34581810
Reroll 2, fuck all of you
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>mfw my NEETbux ends tomorrow pic related
what do I do lads?
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>>34581775
immolate yourself in front of the neetbux office
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I understand you m8, I am a broke piece of shit aswell. Cant afford wheetbix m77
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>>34581775
get job
All that reading, learning and frugal money use, those grand sciences and deep level math that you're always talking about have left you fully ready for the world at large, right?
You've spent years in careful study with your freedom, your body is honed steel, your mind is tempered.
Right?
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Are black socks the most patrician?
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They're fucking socks it doesn't matter
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>>34581791
this is why you're a virgin m8
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>>34581774
>Are black socks the most patrician?
correct
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You have a troubled teenage son. You admit that some of his issues must stem from the dysfunctional family life you created for him. He is frequently angry and does not respond well to authority, especially parental guidance, because he had to do a lot for himself and fancies himself to be an adult. He is almost 18, has been in a bit of trouble with the law and is headed down a bad path if you can't get him to turn his behavior around.
You are having an argument with him about house rules and he refuses to comply. He's agitated and angry but you also know that he had some bad news today and has been trying to do better otherwise.
Do you
a) continue to repeat an order until he complies with your wishes?
b) threaten punishment (physical or otherwise) until he complies with your wishes? If you threaten, which punishment and when will you follow through?
c) explain the possible consequences that you will enforce the following day and leave him alone to choose to comply or not to comply in order to avoid escalation?
d) attempt to reason with him, explaining the logic behind your rules?
e) kick his ass?
f) kick him out?
g) give him a break and leave it be, just for today?
h) do something else?
Why would you choose the option you chose? What do you do if your choice fails to resolve the situation? How do you think it would affect your relationship with him in the short and long term? How do you think his life will turn out?
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>>34581736
I can't hate my dad
I really want to because he did some fucked up stupid shit but he's also provided and never turned his back on me
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>>34581736
>troubled teenage son
>mostly your fault
>"how do you deal with this?"
the answer is always going to be, poorly. If you've let him rot this long you're not about to become a halfway decent father outta the blue. You would have a little daddy drama breakdown, throw around words like "respect" "maturity" and "boy" then go to e or f
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>>34581889
>If you've let him rot this long you're not about to become a halfway decent father outta the blue. You would have a little daddy drama breakdown, throw around words like "respect" "maturity" and "boy" then go to e or f
this is probably the most realistic answer but let's say you had read up on parenting and tried to be a better parent since he was a kid. what would be the ideal response?
>>34581769
is there something a kid could do that should make a father turn his back on his son or should a father never give up?
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the frequenters of this board consist mainly of wannabe normals, underage posters, and mentally ill degenerates
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>>34581711
yes this is true
arh
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Latter group best group
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can we get an old-school emoji thread here? here's a classic:
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>she's asks if you've jerked off to her
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>>34581706
When does this happen? How insecure do you have to be to ask someone that?
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>>34581706
>N-no what k-kind of question is t-that?
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>>34581723
I told her I haven't because it's literally impossible for me to jerk off to girls i genuinely like. She didn't reply
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ITT: guilty confessions that make you ashamed
I broke two girls hearts. I hated one girl but not the other. I felt like an asshole for the girl i liked kind of but was incompatible with.
The other one, however, that was an ugly ordeal. I had thought it would feel good after she had backstabbed me to destroy her. She always had a crush on me and i knew it. After a year of silence and shunning from me i remember kissing her randomly and she asked me why and all i said was "so you will think about it all night. So you won't sleep." she was a virgin and pretty qt for a blonde, very christian though. Several times she had my cock in her hand, or I had her panties down and was rubbing it against her pussy but i never fucked her.
Near the end i let her walk in on me fucking her friend. I told her she meant nothing to me and it was all just a game. I told her she would always remember how easily i could have claimed her virginity. I showed her how meaningless her religious views really were on the matter of sex.
The last thing I said to her then was "what did you expect from me? You said it yourself when you wedged between (my ex) and me. You called me heartless."
I expected to feel good about ruining someone whose meddling contributed to a really bad year for me. In the end, i was unfulfilled. I didnt feel good. I felt like a monster.
She is not qt anymore, fat and unkempt and miserable. She isn't even christian now. It took 11 years for me to own up to my misdeed and apologize to her.
Seeing the pain I caused didnt feel good. It never satisfied me. All i feel about it is shame. Shame for what I was, what I did. I can never take it back. You try to tell yourself it is ok. That she deserved it. In the end though you dont even have the comfort of emptiness. It feels like a stain on your character that will never wash clean.
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>>34581698
>too weak to let her pain keep you warm at night
billy beta buck bitch
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>>34581838
I do not revel in the misery of others. I do not take pride in causing pain. I know that I can hurt people. I prefer not to.
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>>34581698
>Abloobloobloo girls have liked me
Fuck off tripcuck
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Anyone else noticing an abnormally high tolerance of normie stories/behavior on this board? No one tells normies to leave anymore.
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>>34581693
>There's still losers here
Look, kid. We run the place now. Go scurry deeper into the internet. Robots gtfo.
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>>34581693
What can I say? I'm a trendsetter. They all want to be like me!
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>>34581693
At this point it's like trying to swat the flies off an African. It's hopeless.
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>2017
>Thinking looks still matter over having a great personality
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>>34581686
>still thinking that looks and personality are better than money
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>>34581686
Do you think he has sensitive nipples?
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>>34581686
Maybes she old and just wanted a guy that couldn't run away from her.
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Are robots law-abiding citizens?
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>>34581632
Mostly. I use to smoke pot when it was illegal, but it being illegal was stupid and people are finally realizing that.
I think it's more important to follow the spirit of the law than the letter, there's so much out dated and plainly stupid laws, take Jay walking for example, sure, there's a reason it needs to be discouraged but to never Jay walk would just be silly, the are times you need to cross a street and it's perfectly safe.
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The real question is: Are all laws just?
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>>34581632
I'm more law abiding than other people I know in that I mostly avoided alcohol until I turned 21 and don't do other drugs. But on the other hand I speed on the highways.
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Burichan is the best style
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Also, how do I make it so that it doesn't default back to Yotsuba after closing and reopening 4chan?
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>>34581587
>not letting your eyes rest with Tommorow
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>>34581587
>hes not a tomorrowfag
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>>34581605
>>34581611
Do you guys have the problem with it defaulting by to Yotsuba too? How do I fix it?
How do people live to be old? I can't comprehend how anyone would want to live to that point. The very idea of it makes suicide feel that much more inevitable and necessary to me.
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They didn't die the whole time they were alive.
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>>34581573
Most decrepit old people have taken very poor care of themselves during the rest of their lives (totally within their control). Everyone dies of course, but most elderly are just reaping the results of their ignorance and negligence.
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>>34581671
What? You are fucking retarded
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>want to join university anime club because it's full of qt nerd girls who are 4/10s
>have no idea how to anime and have the attention span of a goldfish
feels bad man
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they don't actually talk about anime at anime clubs
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>>34581562
just join anyways and tell them you don't into anime
be receptive to whatever shit they want you to watch, people like to recommend stuff to people
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>>34581562
>have the attention span of a goldfish
How are you managing your classes then?
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>tfw no cosplaying weeaboo boyfriend (female)
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I reaaaally don't like cloud
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>>34581720
Uh his name isn't Cloud it's Prompto, get it right.
The brunette is Noctis.
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>>34581501
man what are squenix doing to this new ff7 remake? cloud and vincent look nothing like that