do you realize how hard it is to get a gf.
i made a fake girl profile on okcupid and instantly it was bombarded with messages from chads.
how can a robot even compete.
and thats online its even worse in real life.
its like everyone has a head start on us. while we are at work or at home on our computers girls are just constantly being hit on . its impossible to do anything in this day and age. there is just too many people are too much competition . the earth is hell for a robot.
>>34582810
Not to mention there aren't even enough women for us. 107 males are born for every 100 females, and most immigrants are male.
Online dating only works for the top 10-20% of men.
You need to find a female in the real world, preferably one who isn't exposed to the online dating scene.
>>34582810
The fact that you make fake accounts and pretend to be a woman is the reason you don't have a gf, you fucking retard.
Feels good to pay for games
>>34582792
me too. i love my games.
Why are you just taking threads from /v/ and posting them on here?
>>34582792
>discs
>2017
Just buy a PC and use Steam and stop paying for overpriced games.
>quit normiebook
I have arrived
>it took you this long
Why did you wait so long
>Only social media i have is normiebook
>I dont use it
I only keep it in case i one day make friends and need them to think I'm kind of normal.
I'm 29 and I've never had a social media account.
I've noticed all my younger cousins have one, they're only 10-16. Does every single young person have one now or something?
How can straight women do this together?
http://yogassbitches.tumblr.com/post/138980986825
If guys shaved each others balls we'd be humiliated.
women are more fluid with their sexuality
>>34582742
Women are much less insecure about their sexuality
>>34582742
Because it's fucking hard to perfectly shave your pussy alone.
It's nearly impossible to shave a few angles clean without cutting yourself or spending actual hours on it.
>had no female friends in highschool
>graduate highschool
>my social circle of gross nerds eventually left me to pursuit successful lives
>I am alone
>I have no friends
>I have no way of meeting girls through mutual friends
>I have no friends in college
>there are literally ZERO girls in my program, everyone is the same as me
>I might have to be one of those people that have dating site profiles
>I am likely to die alone
I wanted to live a simple life, be together with my highschool sweetheart until death by old age, why the fuck am I cursed to live life as the polar opposite of a CHAD?
during my first year of highschool, I had my life goals planned out in my head:
>super popular
>my crush falls in love me and becomes my gf
>I do amazing in school and get some scholarships or something
>I graduate college and land an amazing job
>I have a cool car
>I make lots of money
>I marry my gf from highschool and we live happily
Why did I have to become my worst nightmare? I have no one to talk to, my parents hate me and have invested more on my younger sister.
What is my fucking purpose? was I born into this world just to become a useless fat ugly NEET? I can't even kill myself cause I still feel like I owe my parents.
It fucking hurts to go out by myself to eat a lone somewhere, seeing at the corner of my eye, groups of people enjoying themselves like normal functioning human beings, every one of them looking beautiful and have purpose in life.
I remember seeing lonely gross looking people eating alone whenever I would go out with my family to eat somewhere during my youth, never would I have thought that would be my future.
>>34582741
I cannot stress how much I relate to this. This life really sucks for some of us. The worst part is that even the weird groups have people. Pretty much everyone from every social group managed to find someone. Why do we have to be alone, outcasts doomed to loneliness? I'm having trouble dealing with this
>>34582741
There is no need to kill yourself. Live for all the pleasure you can feel in life, like food, music, art, or sport. Due to the repulsive dating culture of 2017, living alone is normal and most things are accommodated for the single life.
I'm in a similar position as you are, I have never known any girls, especially any that liked me. All my friends have moved on, while I was left behind. But I know that some part of humanity has to be a failure, and just because I am a failure doesn't mean I can't have a pleasurable life.
>>34582741
At least you had friends in high school.
I graduated last year and I'm taking a gap year right now. I'm supposed to go this fall but I don't want to go. I've given up, it doesn't get better for people like me. I'm probably going to kill myself before the end of the year.
What's your favorite Legend of Zelda game, /r9k/?
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I have never played a Legend of Zelda game.
>>34582713
I like the first one, link to the past, and wind waker.
Haven't played them all, though. Just those, ocarina, and a couple of the gameboy ones.
>women can do whatever they want to a man mentally and drive him to the brink of insanity all because they want to
>but a man is in the wrong if he rapes a woman because he wants to
>>34582710
the man was the one who made himself mental though. If interacting with you gave me a headache, I would just avoid you. So if men are getting headaches from women then obviously they can't handle their women so why don't they go have a timeout. Would it be fair if I killed you just because you gave me a headache?
>>34582710
rape is a social construct. women are just too spoilt these days and thing they are entitled to everything for free
>>34582770
If they are causing pain to you then sure.
Would you still be happy kissing a girl knowing that she had sucked another man's cock?
I would make her suck my cock before I kiss her
>tfw no gf (male) to kiss me with cum covered lips
Probably.
The only reason I haven't eaten a girl out is because one wont let me.
>tfw they're shutting down Club Penguin
I used to play this game all the time with my friends back when I was a kid, but they closed down my account because I didn't log in for like 6 years.
Come back when you're older friend
>>34582640
I'm 19 years old mate.
>>34582657
>when I was a kid
>2005
Does not imply over 18
Anyone bipolar and almost have a meltdown every time they smoke weed?
I feel like I'm experiencing mild psychosis
Maybe you're just a pussy brah
>>34582613
Don't smoke weed then
Oreganonail
my whole life is one long psychotic episode
im posting advice id give to my underage self for you fuckers lurking
>if you need to go to community college dont even bother with college
>lifting will not make up for a lack of social circles, you should still do it though
>your parents are flawed like everyone else, dont resent them
>if you fap to porn daily you will likely have ED even if youre still a teenager
>dont be a beta orbiter. if your guy:girl friend ratio isnt at the very least 2:1 women wont respect you
>dont overthink social interactions. everyone does cringy shit sometimes just dont think much of it
>weed is a waste of time and money. if someone offers it to you when hanging out that is fine but dont go out of your way to do it
>>34582528
f*ck that pic is hot man...
>>34582528
fuck lifting learn martial arts
>>34582528
What the hell is ED anyway.
I am going to post my profile every hour until somebody adds me and plays with me
http://steamcommunity.com/id/40ghzorbust/
i swear im nice i just want to play bideo gaymes :L
http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzerfall/
Plays what my dude?
I have no money at all and all I play is free to play games on steam because I can't afford paying for games ATM, food and rent is expensive.
I have Dota 2,wanna play that?
Is there any reason to ever get excited for something?
>get excited for something
>it's good
>awesome
>get excited for something
>it's bad
>disappointed
>don't get excited for something
>it's good
>awesome
>don't get excited for something
>it's bad
>oh well, didn't care in the first place
>don't get excited
>people say you're no fun
then you lose
>>34582459
Who cares what they say though? They'll get disappointed and you'll still be doing fine.
>>34582470
Yeah but then you become even more of a social outcast. It's not too big of a problem but being avoided sucks.
Why did we end up on here
Why are we all such shit cunt failures at life and why does it bother us so much that we feel the need to come on here? Why can't we be normie failures and just pretend like we aren't failures and go about our lives living in ignorance about our failures?
Instead we choose to focus on them and can't see past them at all and feel like there's no way out so we let everything go and things just get worse and worse as every year goes by.
Why can't we be happy just getting some shitty low skill job, going home to an empty roach infested apartment, and being happy watching some meme TV shows, completely oblivious to our pathetic existence, just happy to exist for no real reason.
But nope we have to be stuck in our own head all the time, completely paralysed by our past and afraid to do anything anymore, going to bed every night hoping we don't wake up.
mostly because you want everything to happen at once but life doesnt work that way
I'm a 30 year old HHKV living with my parents. I can't imagine being happy without....
>a decently well paying job where I'm loved by the majority of my coworkers
>an decently attractive wife that isn't fat and is very nice and feminine
>3-4 kids that I'm able to provide a very stable and healthy upbringing for
>a nice house in a safe area
>two nice cars
>decent amount of money in the bank on top of all this for security
As it is right now, none of us this probably going to happen unless I won the lottery
So much whining. Am i in highschool again? Sheeeit.
ITT: We collectively get rich and overthrow the evil, indoctrinating 1% of this country.
>>34582322
Please stop with your antisemitism, overthrowing the 1% means you're going against ~45% of the jewish population
>>34582357
Boi get the FUCK out of here with that bullshit
>>34582434
They have a board specifically for your kind
>>>/pol/