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Bump because i know there are stories floating out there.

>walk to school everyday for several years with 2 norms and 1 major autist
>major autist spends most of his time quoting advice animal memes
>telling him to shut up causes him to start autistically screeching about how no one ever listens to him
>trying to change the subject results in autistic screeching
>1 day autistic screeching is not enuff
>pullsmyhair
>instinct jaw punch
>get chased by his fat mum down the road
>have police round my house
baka

>guy I live with
>he only ever leaves his room to eat, use the restroom, and sometimes go to class
>rest of the time can hear him giggling like a school girl at what I can only assume are 9gag tier memes
>when he's silent I assume it's because he's masturbating to gook cartoons or something like that and trying to be stealthy
>bags under his eyes probably from staying up too late playing video games
>doesn't seem to care about how he dresses at all, never seems to groom beyond the occasional "long" shower
>never once seen him bring a girl over or anything
>whenever I catch a glance into his room all I see is dirty laundry and used dishes
>probably smells like death in there
>tfw I don't live with anyone and it was actually me the whole time

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>>34584255
How was your day, anon?
Papa Johns New Family Recipe Deep Dish Pizza is an original recipe

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>>34584255
How're things, OP?
Here's a picture, I guess.

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>>34584295
>>34584318
It was an okay day. Didn't get particularly negative emotions, which is always good. My prison wine is 90+% done, so it's drinkable and I had some. I finished I Am Setsuna. It was okay but not great. Made beans with tons of delicious fat trimmings off of a ham.

I almost got depressed from some bish talking about losers like me living at home, then I checked her profile and saw she was a groce fatty, which made her opinion invalid.

>>34584200
I just pretend to be retarded until I win. And I don't break out of character. It's an instant win.

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Do it like any other faggot who knows he's lost. Post smug anime girls while replying "teehee still replying? ;)".

Is Berserk the robots way of telling someone they're gay? Or have gay fantasies?

Brandon was trying to suck my dick that whole time?

>Can't stop wondering now

shitty bait thread that a bunch of sexually repressed raging virgins will respond to unironically

But if he used my leniency to fuck me over I'd stomp him in the dick so hard he'd never be able to have sex again.

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Tldr: You're a total psycho

Also l fell for da bait

transition and become the cutest girl you possibly can and steal all the chads away from stacies

>>34584162
what youre doing is completely undermining all the rights that trans people like myself fight for

>>34584181

lol who cares you mentally ill degenerate.

>>34584155
>Remember that one time I almost sort of showed interest in a girl
>Cringe causes me to curl into a ball and mutter expletives for the next minute

How can normies live with so many memories of rejection and shit? Doesn't it haunt them at night?

>don't worry about things anon, no one else will remember it!
BUT I DO

I DO AND IT KILLS ME

EVERY SINGLE DAY I DO SOME NEW EMBARRASSING CRINGE SHIT AND I CAN'T SLEEP BECAUSE IT KEEPS INVADING MY BRAIN

>>34584233
So? Why does it bother you the only person who remembers that cringey thing you did is yourself? In that fact you are confirming that nobody will ever call you out or embarass you because of it.

thanks for reminding me that a lot of the 90s sucked

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>>34584075
Why?
What's going on?

>>34584075
It too fucking addicting 4chan is my crack!!

Im to inteligent too make money

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Some people are book smart but socially retarded

money and jobs are slavery,
uncovering the illuminati and shooting your way up to the final boss, thus felling the system that keeps humanity enslaved is the righteous path in life

I've no clue. I've got 95 hours left.

>>34584014
There isn't desu. Sorry.

Oh fuck off. Go kill yourself already. Fucking christ nigga,always seeking attention like some kid. Seriously,unironicaly, go kill yourself.

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HAPPENING. Turn on disney channel.

>>34583958
LE BEDA UBRISING XDDDDDDDD

>>34583958
woaahhhhh, that's the date

>>34583902
found an argument in a comment section once. Favorited the video just to read it again. Too bad both accounts were deleted so the comments are gone.

they're only useful for finding sauce

the first thing i do when i open a new video is check the comments to laugh at the dumb sand niggers and indians who think the girl uploaded it

Tell us more about your dreams.

>>34584008
tiptopkek it's my life anon

I feel you OP
I have 400 matches in 6 months and 0 sex, 2 dates, 20 messages back or so. I'm the king of spergs but have god-tier Slav strongman genes.

who will stop this madman

>start thread
>it dives to page 10 and dies immediately
>repeat infinitely

fug

>>34583877
DELET THIS

Now you can't delete it without it looking as if you were weak enough to be influenced by my post. What's your next move, pawn?

>>34583852
They have no empathy at all

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>>34583852

>When a normalfag posts something "inspirational"
>When robots shit on it for being out of touch and useless
>When Normalfags flys into autistic screeching then tells robots to kill themselves

Normalfags love to pat themselves on the back, don't they?

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>>34583836
You have the opportunity to overcome despair and hopelessness but also risk being a forever victim

>not slaving away to support stacy and her baby

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this is now a spiderman thread

go fuck yourself captcha