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There are easier ways than risking injury and a non lethal takedown.

>>34585016
I'm brown all I need to do is take apart a digital clock put the circuits and led screen around a metal case, connect a faux detonator walk into a federal police department building, start walking around yell I have a bomb and scream Allah akber. Seems ez.

>>34584989
Don't do it, you have us fellow robots who have equally shit lives.
Instead become, like us, someone who hates the world, has dead eyes and is cynical.
You can chose to keep your hatred and realize the world is shit or give up and enjoy your melancholy. Both good choices.

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>offline
Just when I was about to add you

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YOU'RE THE FUCKING COASTIE CUNT FROM THE OTHER DAY! FUCKING GET OFF MY BOARD!!!

i have y3 shoes please add me?

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>>34584944
Nice dubs my spooky friend
What kind of things are you doing that make you feel guilty?

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Nobody can be spook free, there will always be spooks. If they weren't a thing we would never think about them. The whole idea of a spook is you don't let it get to you and affect what you truly want.

Being altruistic is not the opposite of egoistic. If you happen to find that you like doing things that help people instead of harm them, well that is truly what you like. We are a collective of egos trying to will ourselves onto others. Generally, you have noticed that when you are kind to others, they tend to respond better to you. Your ego enjoys other people being pleased with you.


>TL;DR: There is nothing wrong with you OP and you aren't spooked as far as I can tell.

>>34584944
>doing something that causes displeasure
>pretending to be spook"""""-free"""""
Just be nice if you like it

>>34584896
they have a surgery for everything these days even voice box surgery

>>34584896
Start smoking, you'll get your raspy voice

>>34584896
Drink bleach.
Not kidding. (don't)

>>34584805

if you have 50/100 points of confidence and invest them all in yourself, you could be conceited and lack confidence.

Do you have a lot of negative stuff to say?

>>34584877
I have almost nothing negative to say, I love myself.

>>34584805
You're memeing. You are confident. You just joke around Twitter style.

Stop shilling your shit.

>>34584789
>I'm not into anime that much but I'm aware of the characters and what series they come from though
you do realize this shirt comes from hentai right?

and no you won't make friends with that shirt

>>34584824
OP is the creator of the shirt and is shilling it

report and sage

>Camr into household
>Laid down the law straight away when she was a stranger to him, punished him and his cuck dad went along with it(not good for a child to experience)
>Reason why he got kicked out of the house, once again cuck father put the new wife infront of his own flesh and blood

>>34584703
Didnt she provoke his autism by saying how his younger brother will grow up to be popular and lose his virginity in his early teens?

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>>34584749
>>34584938
These are the exact reasons people hate her.

>>34584625
I don't have a crush. Jamal can eat doo doo all he wants, I don't care.

Do people actually eat the booty or is it just a meme?

>You never go ass to mouth

I don't have a crush so this thread is irrelevant to me but I'm going to post in it anyway because fuck you.

>Do any fembots want to be my gf
You've already lost your chance, I'm next in line.

>>34584564
time flies when life is full speed
what's long to you could be a second for them
friends don't calculate that. be a normie and stop being insecure about trivial shit

>>34584582
So are you implying that I should just message them? It's 3am for the both of us, she'll just see it as creepy and weird that I even thought about her.

>>34584533
awake for 38hours here anon, i feel deadd

>>34584682
That's terrible. I've had several occasions where I stayed up 72 hours, getting high the whole time and I totally lost my grip with reality.

I don't know how many hours i been awake but atleast 24 hours for sure.

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>>34584526
>let's talk about horses.
die barneyfag

>>34584600
that's a pretty cool horse.
did you know that color is called "bay"? it is characterized by a red-brown coat with a black mane/tail, and usually includes darker points around the legs and muzzle.

I want to be fucked by a big horsecock.

*slow claps*

*steps out of the basement*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your edgyness, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dark... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But being a neckbeard isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a robot? To join those esteemed /r9k/ ranks? To call yourself a member of the autist Corps? Living in your moms basement takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Mongoloids - I mean the big guys, like Johnny hotpocket and Billy piss bottles - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight cuck-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big BLACKED meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate betas over at reddit. The virgin Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you'll never lose :^). It's a rough business, and for every Chad story you craft in your victim complex bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a happy couple or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

Fuck off

dshidhsdsiisa

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>make a devilish thread about trolling I use to do
>people find it too devilish to be believable
now i am become troll destroyer of internets

all my drawings/paintings burned up in a house fire last year.
oh well.

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>>34584385
I have digital copies of a lot of the drawings but it isn't the same because I can lose those just as easily if my hard drive dies or something like that.

>>34584415
or if it burns.

Does a short chat with excoworkers while getting food at McDoanlds count?

jeez that's a tough one

maybe high school? so like 2 years ago, I probably asked a girl about an assignment or something

if we're talking just a "shoot the shit" conversation, I really don't know, longer than 2 years

>>34584352
A few days ago I was talking to an older female coworker during lunch break. She's in her mid-60's.

As for girls my age, I guess when two of my friends from /r9k/ came to visit a couple months ago. Besides her I don't think I've ever had a conversation with a girl my age IRL.

>>34584341

>"Kill me"

>"I wanna die"


When normies say this shit "For teh memes bro XD" it pisses me off so fucking bad.

>>34584341
>that top left photo is literally my discord profile pic
Does he not know that it's from an album?

>tfw 5/7 of those things