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>ex split off in may of... 2013, maybe? Possibly 2012. It has been a long time.
>still think of her all the time
>barely a single day passes without me thinking of her
>have been in a new relationship for about 3 years
>still can't shake this girl
>her eyes haunt my dreams
>her voice, slowly fading from my memory, brings me to tears
>i think about tracking her down
>i think about finding her, that's what you're supposed to do, right? if you love someone, you find them
>i threw her away after she left me
>i threw away the gorgeous scarf she hand made me
>i threw away her baby pictures she gave me
>i'm sorry
>i wish i hadn't
>i shouldn't have
>i want that scarf back
>i want to return your pictures
>i want to go back to you, you beautiful, dangerous, sexy, wonderful girl

it hurts over and over and over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qqpWhRV7oM
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I feel you.
It's hard letting go of certain things.

What is her name?
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stop being a stupid cuck and caring about a nasty roasty hole ffs
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>>34585528
DUDE MY PRECIOUS HOLES LMAO

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>stay up 24 hours to fix sleep schedule and wake up in the morning (4-6am)
>hoping to sleep my usual 8-10 hours, maybe more
>wake up after 4 hours alert as fuck at 12am
>can't go back to sleep
>get sleepy in the morning
>wake up in the evening again

wtf why is this so hard?
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Same here man.

I've been waking up at 6pm everyday.

Lifting for 5 years, cardio several days a week, healthy diet, and my depression still over-rides it all.
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I just tried that too. I said fuck it and went to sleep at 1pm and woke up at midnight. But I only need to stay up for like 18 hours to fix it this time, that should be more doable.
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>>34585432
it's impossible to fix a sleep schedule. I've been trying to sleep at night and stay up all day.

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> Tfw you will never go to film school, find a cute bf and make indie movies on 16mm film together
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its not the 80s anyway and also i know moot
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>>34585430
Why did you post a screenie of Matchstick Men? Ridley Scott is hardly an indie director.
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>>34585461
Its the only remotely related picture i have in my phone.

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What do fellow robots? I can't do anything
Any pills I should try?
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You can't see a psychiatrist?
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See a doctor you roastie god damn this isn't that difficult.
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Adderall/ritalin is your only savior, you'll most likely abuse it but realize you've accomplished more on it than anything by yourself in the past and will surely be enveloped by despair. That being said its still an improvement.

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AHAHHAHHHASHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>34585368
And why does it makes you laugh?>>34585368
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Reddit shitters, GTFO from my board
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>>34585368
What's so funny? He's not wrong.

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I'm so fucking tired of politics and class warfare.
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>>34585363
just play with your dick and forget about it bro
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dont get me started on these god damned nazis
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me too, in addition to most aspects of life

trying to move to hawaii and live in an eco-community so I can just live a simple life of farm work and surfing

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What is your

>nationality
>age
>height
>weight
>salary
>number of gfs youve had
>amount of times youve had sex

each of these fields ia completely optional if you're concerned about datamining
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>age
22
>height
5'8"
>weight
Something like 330
>salary
0 - NEET
>number of gfs youve had
0
>amount of times youve had sex
0
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19
5'9
70 kilos or so
$1300 a month
0
0
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>>34585352
>nationality
American.
>age
24
>height
5'10"
>weight
140
>salary
Self-employed, but it averages around 50K
>number of gfs youve had
3 (and some FWB here and there)
>amount of times youve had sex
Guesstimating based on the duration of the relationships and frequency of fucking:

50 or so. We generally only fucked on the weekends.

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If you looked like a chad, would you act any differently? If so, how?
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I would be able to go outside without neing worried about my looks, but other than that im old enought to not care about chasing girls so id just be a bit more confident me
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>>34585307

I don't care about looks. I'm like a 4/10 and missed out on plenty of opportunities growing up because of my small dick. If I had an average of above average dick, I would most likely have a completely different life today and at least have some friends. fuc u
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>>34585307
>If so, how?
Well, I'd have a loving gf, friends, and a job, so I would be happy.

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Would you have a school-shooter gf if you could?
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>>34585291
This is my dream, but dreams never come true
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>>34585291
Only if she agreed to shoot me first.
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>>34585308
Nice
original and fresh for the robot

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>tfw a cute boy will never save you
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>>34585264
I can save anyone. What sort of saving do you need?
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>>34585290
>I can save anyone. What sort of saving do you need?
uhhh I said a CUTE boy not you
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>>34585303
>uhhh I said a CUTE boy not you
Am I cute enough?

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How does one get motivation to go out and be a functioning member of society?
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>>34585176
You have to want it more than anything, it has to consume your every thought. Everything you do no matter how little or small has to contribute towards that goal. But its so much easier to stay at home and be comfy. Or is it.
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>>34585176
>implying anyone goes out to be a functioning member of society
boy have you ever been isolated
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>>34585176
An anon posted this in a thread a few days ago. I think it's relevant.

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Post cute Pepes
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cute blackface helper
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>>34585162
HIS NAME IS FUCKING HELPER YOU NEWFAG REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Cute gamer Helper/Apu.

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>I dress well
>I work out
>I take showers/groom
>Drink/smoke bud occasionally
>In class
>Chad looks at me sitting down, laughs and says "you're such a virgin!"
How did I come off as a virgin?
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>>34585041
you most likely have the virgin walk
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You should probably virgin stand up for yourself.
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>>34585060
Wtf is virgin walk?

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I think I fell in love with an autist girl that hates emotions and takes everything I say literal.
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Even a chatbot does comprehend contextual language better. I don't even know how she survived that long
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You found the dream girl. You piece of shit.
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>>34585090
Whut? She probably doesn't even know what love is. Talking to a rock is more emotional than with her.

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Are there any robot-approved subs?
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>>34585003
Yep.
/fkoff4chan
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>>>/pol/
oremamuto commento
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>>34585003
>Are there any robot-approved subs?

/r/doujinshi

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