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Why do you even have a cell phone? Do you really need to pay $80 a month for an alarm?
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>>34585920
>$80 a month
wat
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i got my cellphone alarm at the supermarket for $20 and it's prepaid.
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Man get a better plan I pay $15 a month
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The Bogdanoff twins are DEAD!
According to their doctor (who is set to inherit their entire $2.7 Trillion estate) the cause of death was old age
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>>34585885
Woah I'm going to need a quick rundown on all this.
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>>34585885
so whens the last time you brushed your teeth?
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>tfw swallowed the morphine pill and realized that the bognadoffs are controlled from the underworld by harold shipman using under-dimensional morphine rays to bend them to his will
this is too fucking deep guys
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what is r9ks opinion on jews?
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>>34585873
I have zero opinions about Jews. I'm indifferent.
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>>34585873
fun but kind of dated movie but I've never seen the multitudes of sequels they put out.
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>>34585873
>what is r9ks opinion on jews?
I dislike zionists
I have no issue with jews
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>Go on Facebook
>Happy friends day anon!
>See shitty personalised video
>Start it
>Upbeat music starts playing
>"Your friends make you who you are !"
>Its just 3 pictures being displayed and swirled around. All of them with my parents and from 6 years ago
>Th-th-thanks Facebook
killme
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>>34585862
with friends like these, anon, why even have Facebook?
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Facebook is a jew website anyway
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>>34585862
I found your problem, OP.
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hey robots im just feeling really lonely and sad tonight and i was wanting some company or stuff to watch that might cheer me up and people to talk to about comfy stuff please
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post apocalyptic deserts are pretty comfy
i want to have a small cave with christmas lights and maybe a tv with old movies and some nice books and a small gun collection
and a pet dog
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>>34585852
hey fellow robot, i'm feeling the same...thought i'd go get a rub n tug to try keep the loneliness at bay but i had no money and my credit card got declined.
Now i feel even worse.
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>>34586160
have you gone to prostitutes before? is it legal in your country? i'd probably go to one right about now if i could tbqh desu
a nice beej would be pretty good
but after i'd be alone again
bitch you thirsty, pIease grab a sprite
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>>34585842
My crips lurkin' don't die tonight
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>>34585868
I just want to dance with you baby
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>>34585842
what is this anime?
cacaorihgaina
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>be me
>25
>start going out with a 44yo
>because we have the same interests
>kinos and theatre
>fall for her
>decide to stop being a beta bitch and tell her how I feel
>she doesn't say yes
>but she doesn't say no
>she says
> don't make me choose
>you know I could be your mom(my)
>you're 20 years younger than me
>whatever
>take her home
>she kisses me on the door
>proper French kiss
>don't hear anything from her for 5 days
So. What do I do now
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>>34585801
What a cuck. You should have just straight up asked if she wanted to fuck.
And if she declines just rape her and then hide her body.
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>>34585801
Reminder that a virgin in his late 20s just laughed at how shit you are at game.
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>>34585801
Sup fellow autist
She probably wanted you to take the initiative as is typical of the male in any given relationship. You failed when you weren't immediately trying to bang her and instead vomited out a confession (which women HATE btw) and made yourself look pathetic.
How do I make a thread?
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>>34585771
u did gud bby
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>>34585771
>>34585785
u did v gud bby
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>>34586328
>>34585785
ew shut up you perv, wtf dont advance on him like that, shut up
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What is the most interesting thing that ever happened to you? Asking because i am pretty boring myself.
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Someone gave me a (You)
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>>34585758
Having a kid is pretty surreal. Going to shows and having to interact patrons is stressful. Both interesting.
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I once made a thread that hit post limit and started to auto sage.
That was an awesome day.
Does anyone have any experience dealing with opiates? Addiction? I'd be interested to hear some stories
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I do, r u still there?
I can help bud
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>>34585752
Deal with them but not dealing with them they are extremely difficult to get off of once your hooked..
Stick with speed, seriously
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>>34585752
I tried to kill myself with a heroin overdose once. Spoiler: it didn't work.
NEET here.
>bored of video games
>bored of anime
>bored of movies
>bored of smoking weed
>bored of masturbating
what the fuck do i do now?
my main forms of escapism are no longer enjoyable to me
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>>34585746
you do something productive and when you get bored of that you go back to your escapism
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currently sitting on this board refreshing the main page and the catalog because of the same problem.
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>>34585746
Welcome to anhedonia friend. It only gets worse.
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Anons, I've got a psychological evaluation coming up tomorrow. How do I secure NEET/Autism bux?
I've got a history of schizoid personality disorder and depression. No friends. Lack of social skills. I've dropped out (well, it's technically on hold but I've got no intention of finishing) of my master's before the finals. No real hobbies apart from bicycles. I could see myself selling bikes, but I'm too afraid to apply. I score high on r9k autism tests. I talk to myself a lot and think about stuff (usually bicycle related, explaining stuff to people etc.). I could see myself doing that.
I've also approached my high school and offered them to teach a sort of a speech class which I took 4 semesters of at uni and actually enjoyed. I've got some good feedback from the students but the problem is that if that were to start it would only be 1 or 2 classes a week (90 or 180 minutes) meaning it's by no means a "normal" 9-5 40hrs/week job. Really shit pay. But it's fun and interactive and useful imo. I undertook this effort in order to have an excuse not to be able to work your standard 9-5.
As of this moment I'm still technically a NEET (apart from the speech class mentioned above). I'm afraid to go ask around the local bikes shops if they're hiring because it's the middle of winter. I've got COMP TIA+, some Google Analytics cert and some other writing related certs I pursued and got when I was at uni. So I hope I'm entirely useless. I can write well if I care about what I'm writing. For example I wrote a speech in which all words start with letter P (not in English, my native is Czech) or a longer one that went from A to Z. Some professors even complimented on my essays saying they are publishing-worthy but I never pursued that.
Cont...
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>>34585720
...Anons, I've accepted I'll never live a normal life. I just want to be COMFY. I'm very frugal. I think I could enjoy teaching kids something useful. I think I would be good at giving people advice on bikes. Ride bikes. Take photos. Enjoy life. Is that too much to ask?
How do I approach this evaluation? Do I play autismo or do I talk about what I just shared with you? I'm not really close to my mom. She doesn't know any of this. Please, help. Any experiences with this kinds of thing are very welcome.
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Just be yourself.
This time it is real advice.
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>>34585757
>This time it is real advice.
But how do I "be myself"? Haven't I been myself my entire life? It didn't work so well if you don't mind me saying. Is this even real life?
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Do you still remember the first thread you read in /r9k/ ?
Mine was a
>wake up
>still alive
with this picture
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>>34585705
Mine was a
>Do you still remember the first thread you read in /r9k/ ?
>Mine was a
>wake up
>still alive
>with this picure
With the same picture as OP
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>>34585733
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid?
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Pretty sure it was a women hate thread.
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guess i can't watch guillermo del toro del toro films now
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>>34585667
I'm confused, why can't you watch them?
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>>34585670
>watching the movies of someone who holds radical left views
He probably wouldn't want me to anyway given that I'm an evil white man.
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>>34585670
>White people suck off from other people who are powerless
But it's true
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Does anyone else want to get drunk with a friend and then get raped by them and then realize you loved it? It is a weird feeling.
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>get drunk with a friend
Yeah
>get raped by them
If that means I can have a friend then yeah
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This is a hot pic but that uvula is a bit too small for my liking
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>>34585628
What's hot about it?