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>>34586778
Spaniards are not spics, retarded murrifat

>some feminist whore posts on tumblr how she hates her own race of men.
you've sure made a shocking discovery there faggot.

>>34586778
When I lived in Asia I fucked a Korean girl that had a Korean bf for a while. Korean guys make horrible bfs. She wanted to stop seeing him for me but I wouldn't start anything serious with a known cheater.

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>>34586691
Teach me sempi

>>34586724
There's nothing to learn, just listen to those words.

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>>34586751
HOW DO l RECOGNIZE MY POWER?????

>>34586672
Holy shit don't even try to meme this pls

For a moment I thought it was two emo boys fucking but I went limp after seeing the tits

that has to be the most emasculating thing you can do, I seriously doubt any girl who pegged you would ever be able to take you serious as a man again

Aw hell OP. You're the "suicide son/cousin/nephew/grandson/brother"

I know that feel OP. They all know. Makes me want to leave the country.

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>>34586665
Couple more days pass and I wake up to 6 missed calls, (4 from my mom and 2 from my brother):

>brother is insisting that he's coming to visit and I need to pick him up from the airport tonight (i.e. real time, today in like 14 hours)
>mother sent me a bunch of texts and even two e-mails
>she said she's calling the sheriff's office in my town to do a wellness check on me since I hadn't returned her calls nor my brother's.

What the actual fuck?

This happens once a year or so where I'll get a little down and sort of disconnect from the family and it usually ends with me getting a reminder from my roommate and I'll talk to her and it's all good. I've never been suicidal or violently anti-social (just regularly anti-social).

Sometimes I just want to be alone and not talk to anyone, Jesus fucking Christ.

Apparently not talking to someone in 4 days is reason enough to get the police involved.

This is how I've been my whole life and my mom knows it. She knows I'm naturally an introvert, and especially when I get down, I close up and just need time to collect.

No reason to ever fear for my safety because again, I've never been suicidal and I have my best friend living with me, not to mention my other friends and co-workers. It's not like I'm in the middle of the woods alone with only a revolver and a single bullet in it with zero human contact.

I'm fucking 26 years old and this shit is getting fucking old.

I don't know why I made this thread, just needed to vent.

tl;dr, post stories about overly involved parents.

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>>34586700
See here's the thing:

I'm the older brother and I've never, not once been suicidal. I've had bouts of depression, which my mother has seen before, and it's always the same shit, I just shut people out for a while and eventually get back to shit.

My younger brother, on the other hand, has on multiple occasions threatened suicide and the same shit happens where she gets me to talk to him (and I do) when he hasn't talked to her in months, apart from saying shit like "I want to die".

Of all the times he's pulled shit like that where he's either directly or indirectly mentioned suicide, she's never once told me that she was calling the cops to have them perform a wellness check.

Yet here I am, just wanting to be alone for a while and I must maintain daily vocal communication with her or else cops get called (they have yet to be called because I always end up reading the message miraculously before her deadline).

Shit is fucked.

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1. Kill Bill
2. Pulp Fiction
3. Shawshank Redemption
4. Snowpiercer
5. Reservoir Dogs

>>34586663
You're gay

>>34586756
nah hes not gay, maybe just a little bit.

Highlander
Terminator
Star Wars The Empire strikes back
Aliens
My neighbour Totoro

no particular order because cant.

>>34587067
You are an unfunny cunt.

>>34586644
>why didn't you say hello to me yesterday when I said hello to you

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>Live in Europe
>Mad jungle fever
>There are no black girls here
>Billions of black dudes but not a single black girl

Fucks sake, border people. How can you let this happen?

Fuck man, i wish i were you.

>>34586638
>Skin already ruined at 14 by makeup
Tragic

How do you know that's a boy?

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It's Norwegian and a freak of nature.

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>>34586613
I haven't had sex in 2 hours.

What am I gonna do bro?

>>34586613
I haven't had sex in one minute, fucking kill me.

>>34586701
Not having sex right now. Kill me pls

>>34586570
because women actually are really smart, im kinda a woman myself (19 years old man) so they really know how to handle weakness. but ill be once a great strong man, that day will come and ill fuck every girl there is on this planet earth.

>>34586570
Dude just go on a dating site, I signed up less then an hour ago and got liked 2 times and a message already. And I didnt even engage conversation!

dating is code for casual sex so get a prostitute or something

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>>34586512
a female can only be depressed if she's ugly

>be female
>fail life on easy mode

>>34586512
I always laugh at /r9k/'s pathetic misunderstanding of Notes from Underground

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>>34586612
It is from Crime and Punishment.

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>>34586509
>swedes

erri tiem

man just avoid that whole clusterfuck of shit. I fell for a girl who did the same too. put up with it, for awhile. figured maybe a good dicking would change it's mind. didn't even get that far before I got sick of the constant whinging about everything imaginable.

>>34586509
Stop loving mentally ill people.

>molested
could you give a source that's not politically motivated?
Even if you can, i think the fems that voted for him were under the impression that it was all lies
And he said some "fucked up things" about anything, that's his deal, people like him because he's not restricting himself

>>34586548
Have you been living under a rock? They tape of him literally saying he molests women(mind you he was married to Melania at the time) was leaked the public.

>people like him because he's not restricting himself

There is a difference between being offensive and being unrestricted. You wouldn't be saying this if Clinton had a record of calling men sexist rapist pigs.

>>34586582
are you talking about "grab 'em by the pussy"?
He said "they let me", meaning it was consensual, even if the phrasing sounds bad he is not actually talking about molestation

>There is a difference between being offensive and being unrestricted
My point is that he's saying things that generally you're "not supposed to say". A thinking that a lot of people don't like, and to actually see a public person challenge this, is at the very least interesting.

>You wouldn't be saying this if Clinton had a record of calling men sexist rapist pigs.
Fair point, but, (and i am not trying to sound racist here, i'm really not) despite all the rapes whitey have done, they are statistically lower than the mexicans, considering the amount of people.
If he had made a joke about how whites continually colonize and destroy other people's lands, well...it's kind of true

There are two types of pandering, the one that panders to the majority, which would be your Clinton example, and the one that panders to the unvoiced/minority, which is what Trump did

bully bump

>>34586426
why would you want that, that sounds terrible
>>34587041
stahp

I am right now. It fucking sucks.

I work in a lab with basically all chicks. Most of them are old or ugly, but my boss is a 39 yr old milf. Skinny as fuck, huge perky tits. The other manager asked me how i can even focus talking to her with those tits. She works out all the time. Small perky little butt. Wears tight as fuck "business" clothing.

And she hates me. Refuses to train me. Pulls me in her office all the time. She makes up shit about me. Yesterday we go a new procedure on one of our machines. While i was out sampling she trained everyone but me. When i got back i asked for help and she got mad and said i need to focus the first time i got taught. I told her wtf i wasnt here and she said she doesnt want any more excuses, that my work has always been sloppy.

She fucking invites me out all the time too to these after work beer and wing nights. I dont want to go most of the time cause we work 12 hour shifts. She will like come and touch my shoulder and tell me i should come and shit itd be nice to hangout. Its like woman what do you want from me.

I want to hate fuck her in the ass so bad.

>>34586401
>ywn be part of a strong diverse multicultural coalition of stock normie chads

>>34586401
This post says alot about you.

>>34586418
This. You need to take a step back and consider whether this was a good use of your time, OP.

>>34586372
Got rid of all my degenerate porn and haven't fapped in four days. I have to increase the sensitivity of my dick

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>>34586372
Nofap is pointless and so is my life

>>34586393
Just believe in yourself, lad.