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Any Romanians around here?
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>>39016197
SARMALE
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Why do Romanian women prefer short men? Is it because they're not envious that men are better at being short than they are?
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I am Polish.

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>"Hey anon, you want this pizza? You'll have to suck my ass first."
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>>39016141
fuck the damn pizza
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>>39016141
>sucking ass
Eww. I don't want to get a bacterial infection. You have your pizza. I'll go eat something from the fridge.
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I thought that I should eat the pizza first in order to lick your delicious ass

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Do you believe you are greater than others? Do you have an innate feeling that you are meant to stand above normalfags?
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No I'm fucking fucked. Normies are way above me. I don't even come close, They should be glad the're not me.
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>>39016094
no, im really really really dumb
and retarded
im sure most people are better than me in every aspect
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I feel like others are genetically better than me (ie. Chads, Stacies, intelligent Asians), but that I deserve more than any of them because they are worthless, braindead sheep, and I am the only one who's life really matters. I fucking hate them all for having more than me and being happy and loved. Fuck being a 5'10 5/10 white dude. I want to be Chad and I want a hot bitch all to myself.

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>got rejected for a secured credit card

I'm 20 and have no credit history, so am i just fucked now? If i can't get a secured credit card how the fuck am i supposed to build credit?
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try discover and maybe fudge your income a bit
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Get a job and get an account at a credit union

Buy jewelry and make payments on it

If you're 20 and don't know how to build credit you probably would have fucked yourself with a credit card
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>>39015877
I tried discover and capital one and my actual income is $35000 a year. I have no credit score when I look at credit Karma I only have a few inquiries.

I really don't understand how i can get rejected for a secured credit card.

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Why are Italians the best ethnicity?
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>>39015775
>Why are Italians the best ethnicity?
They're not.
t. Italian
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Nordic worship is a joke.
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>Nords are fucking retarded, I agree there.
>Italians are pretty dope, I can concur with that statement, but calling them the "best ethnicity"? Now you're pulling on my legs.
>Slavs or BTFO.

>tfw no gf who looks pregnant but just has a fat gut
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>>39015708
that's gotta be one helluva feel
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You into feeding or just big girls?
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>>39015708
Why do fat girls make me so rock hard? I hate myself for it

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ITT things normies say that piss you off the most.
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>>39015540
>"What do you mean you like being alone? People are social creatures! You just need to get out more."
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>>39015540
>why do you always want to talk about fishing and nothing else?

fuck you normalfags why do i even force my self to go to my wagecuck retail job and talk to you
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>>39015555
>>"What do you mean you like being alone? People are social creatures! You just need to get out more."


This couldn't be anymore false

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>meet a girl
>hit it off
>she's everything I ever wanted and more, so much more
>we date for years
>visit a romantic vista recently
>gaze at the star filled sky
>embrace her and everything in the world feels...right
>go in to kiss her
>wake up
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Kill me, Pete.
Oreganoliio
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>visiting a romantic vista
What
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>>39015181
EVERY FUCKIN DAY

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Was he right ROBOTS? Were we destined losers from the day we were born?
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Yes he was.

Naruto claimed destiny is bullshit, but it turns out he himself is the "child of prophesy" destined to save the world and unlocks some god-like powers
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>>39015085
OH ya, and as a further "fuck you" to Neji, he dies. Yes, Neji dies for some fucking reason even though none of Naruto other friends do
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Well if multiverse theory is true, does that mean we live in one singular timeline and that everything is just set in stone if we could look far ahead? Or does every decision we make influence the future?

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>seeing people in my room
>seeing people behind me when i turn around
>when laying down seeing people behind my door
>rock back and forth
i have health anxiety and i tricked myself but i don't want to see a doctor
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i feel like i might be fucking crazy
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Please go see a doctor


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>schizoid
you clearly don't know what this word means

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>be at a concert with my sister
>say to my sister "look at that guy wearing skinny jeans. what a fag"
>sister says "Anon! You can't say things like that"
Is it really that socially unacceptable to call people fags?
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>>39014936
>Is it really that socially unacceptable to call people fags?
Not for you, my Queen.
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>>39014936
Welcome the modern age where everyone is offended by everything
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>>39014936
you just come off as a bitter loser when you baselessly cut people down.

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how 'bout a comfy thread? trying to build up my comfy pics folder.
share comfy pics, comfy music, comfy stories
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>>39014723
Don't really have any comfy stories
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people seem to like this image
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFw83-39KWU

This was playing in the Frogs n Feelz bar thread tonight. pretty damn comfy

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What can you prove to exist outside of the bounds of your internal subjective model of "external" reality?


Nothing.

Well?
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I can't understand what you're saying and I don't much appreciate that image you used.
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>>39014695
Cure mint and Cure dream are best
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>>39014695
I can prove the existance of the observable?

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If we lived in a rational society, we would go about finding out what happens after death from an empirical perspective. After all, no question could ever be more important than our eternal destination.

As such, we would start researching Near-Death Experiences (NDEs) millions of times more intensely than we do now. This would mean that studies such as this one:

http://www.horizonresearch.org/Uploads/Journal_Resuscitation__2_.pdf

Would be multiplied by the thousands. That would mean an undeniable amount of verified perceptions during CA that there has already been a sufficient amount of to establish a pattern, and we would be forced to acknowledge that the afterlife is indeed real.

This would have huge consequences for everyone. There's a difference between knowing that there is an afterlife, in contrast to the religious approach in believing, or more accurately hoping that there is one.

If you knew t hat around the corner of a ceased heartbeat there was an ultraparadise that was 10^10000000 than anything this existence could ever hope to offer, and you knew this with as much certainty as you know that the moon exists,

How would that change the way you lived your life? Would you suicide immediately? Would you go crazy and party your ass off first? Would it have zero impact?

And how would it change society as a whole?
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>>39014519
What's the gain from finding out what's "after death"? It's not like we can interact with people after theyre dead. They're fucking dead!
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Near-death is nowhere near after-death.
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>>39014950

If someone told you you would win $100000000000 and become a supermodel and gain eternal youth with perfect health in 10 years time, would you not want to know right now?

If there's a paradise, that's a much, much better scenario than what I just described. Only it will happen in X years from now, where X<123. Wouldn't you want to know?

And the fact that we can't interact with the dead right now, how does that really matter?

>>39015060
>Near-death is nowhere near after-death.

Actually, cardiac arrest IS death. Death is a process that begins when the heart stops beating, that's the scientific definition of death. People who are having NDEs are experiencing what the initial stage of death is like from a subjective perspective.

I saw a thread for shit Okcupid profiles earlier, and since then I've found a fair share of shit ones from my local area, and I thought that I'd share them with you Anons.
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For the record, I'm not from Ireland, I just bumped my search range up to 500km
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>>39014516
>not underlining Aries
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Here's one that I put in the last thread, thought I'd repost it since people seemed to "like" it

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