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The fact that your class has other options other than man and woman is disturbing.

Choose straight you faggot.

Choose trans

this is what happens when you get rid of penis inspection day!

Is all you do is make these shitpost threads?

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>>34597155
>implying he's shitposting

try harder anon

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>>34597205
What would you call it than?

No, anime buries itself in you for life.

>>34597087
That part at least isn't true, I used to be a massive weeb and I didn't even watch one anime last year.

>>34597087
I mean mentally.
What do I need to do to think like an adult?
Self awareness doesn't get me anywhere.

>>34597012
>tfw I can feel the bodabots moving through my vains
>tfw finally bogpilled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXp64bltOnQ&t=54s

>>34597044
Holy shit I haven't been feeling well lately what are the symptoms of bogdabot infection???

>>34597120
Bogdabots make you feel good, not bad. You probably just have a cold or something.

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I bet she posts selfies on normiegram with philosophical quotes which she is clueless about. God I fucking hate women.

>>34596985
Elaborate? What's wrong with that?

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>>34597008
>Elaborate?

Women live life on kindergarten, easy mode

do it. this might be your only chance at experiencing anything sexual with another human.

>>34597030
He's a fat manlet who's also a mudslime. I'm not remotely attracted to him to at all.

I've been thinking of conditioning him into being a trap, he's general natural is quite androgynous. But nah, I have plans post uni that'll take me far away from home and it'll take far too long to wait for him to lose weight.

Nah. He'd ever need to be tall and muscular or slim and feminine, he's neither.

You need to somehow cut off all contact. I sorta know the feel, autists can pick me out of a crowd, I'm not an asshole but I keep in contact and the next thing you know you're getting 30 phone calls a day.

>>34596893

But OP, that guy looks as fit as a fiddle.

my under eye circles are as dark as my soul. d-does someone really think im attractive for once?? is there hope??

I look close to that picture, at least I have the same haircut, but with a beard and darker circles.
I look like a drug addict despite not being one.

how mentally ill are we talking?

>>34596767
Ask for her phone number, send her a picture of your peepee

she wants you to be her sugardaddy

smiling pig

>>34596766
That's a cute animal, and I love eating meat, and would feel bad killing it myself, so am I a hypocrite?

Cowe


(Original)

Am I that Liberal that you talked to?

>>34596744
>wanting to engage with ANYONE from r9k, for any reason

>>34596761
No idea, will post picture of myself upon request if you want to see if you recognize me

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>>34596726
uhhh..why is there a CVS pharmacy bag next to mom..yea gonna have to pass lol

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>>34596726
reminded me of mama-chan

Oh wait anon, what am I thinking? Go fetch your brother chad

The one on the left is a cat, the right one is a piece of cheese or something.

>>34596737
right right, but what breed of cat and/or cheese?

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ill cat post meanwhile

How big is big city?

>>34596546
If you look hard enough you could find a place that price anywhere. (Except sanfran) anyway, what's your skill-set? What weather preference? transit city or car "city"?

>>34596546
>3k a month
>not that much
I think that's well above average for a millennial.

>>34596487
thats depressing

orgnilaal

>>34596705
Dude cheddar broc is AMAZING I had some last night, idk why OP has no meat thoughbmaybe hes a poor fag?

>>34596705

Why? that's a decent meal.

>tfw you'll either be nuked because The Hague is here or you are one of the surviving countries flooded with radioactive rain and refugees.

Rolling dubs for nukes.

>>34596436
You are an easily-influenced idiot. I wish Trump actually was a fascist so that people like you would be dragged off to death camps.

>>34596436
Are you from 'go? Don't worry, they won't nuke fly yovas.