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>>34597701
>what do?

Rape and beat OP

who are you
oh im probably just nuts

Do worry darling, unka anon has some warm fresh cream.

>>34597611
give us a quick rundown

https://youtu.be/aV8l3wYgQEo

Um otimo livro.
I had immense ammount of fun reading this when I was a kid.

>>34597537
woah looks like you missed the toilet there, buddy

>>34597537
Except animals need to compete to fuck all day too you fucking retard.

Lol i did that once but on the floor right next to the toilet. The qt i was secretly in love with was cleaning the toilet that day, i had to pick it up real fast before she reached the vicinity of my gigantic turd.

>>34597493
I'm 26 and i've never been hugged by a girl or a boy outside of family

People like OP are the most hypocrite pieces of shit you can find.
I've been deluded too many times by them to fall again for these tricks only to get backstabbed or suddenly abandoned.

>>34597493
Shut the fuck up cunt

z

>>34597491
>Implying your natives had any concept of immigration bans

>>34597491
>wordsmith
>muh 12.5 million
kek

With a #MuslimBan, 1300 years of black slavery wouldn't have happened.

You should specially do it

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>people still not believing in based freud

FUCK YOUR MOTHER MY NIGGER

>>34597478
>>girl wants to fuck me
>>first time in forever
>>realize she looks like a younger version my mom
>Jesus christ
>Should I still do it

whats the issue?

>>34597469
she's gettin all nice and goodie goodie to you in hopes you do all the work like a fucking beta
don't fall for it anon
don't

It means she wants your naked body OR maybe she's just one of those people who use these things all the time.

>>34597469

Please do my share of the work on this school project, anon :)

>>34597453
I'll give you some dots, anon. Backstreet boys alright.

>>34597453
>>intense and passionate urge to love a girl all of a sudden
I've been going on three months now. Over five years just being a attachment-free robot and suddenly oneitis hits me like a freight train.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K7rmxjk5RQ

>>34597453
>Sitting around with a group of friends, shooting the shit
>friend's girlfriend has to leave, hugs him before she goes
>suddenly hit with the realization I haven't gotten a hug in almost 2 years
>craving a deep, loving hug

Would it be weird to ask a friend for a hug out of the blue? We've never had any kind of romance, I just really want to hug/cuddle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDPRdQxVRuM

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>>34597434
When will you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and saviour?

>>34597434
Is it true that you get a gf when you migrate to Sweden?

>>34597404
What are the chances that op is a faggot

>>34597404
If they have a good relationship, she will probably be a lot like her mother.

If her mother was abusive, it can go two ways:
>She can't/doesn't break the cycle and is abusive with her own children because it's the only love she's ever known, effectively becoming her mother
>She takes time to assess herself and actively breaks the cycle, becoming the polar opposite of her mother

A smart woman will not become her mother, but everyone retains some qualities of their parents that were impressed upon them during their formative years.

>>34597433
I'm bi, now suck my dick.

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>>34597361
>so resort

Anon, use your terms properly. The way you're talking seems to imply choosing 2D is a form of "settling down", thus also implying 2D is inferior to the hot garbage known as 3D.

If anything it should be the opposite, someone feels lonely and just can't go to the superior 2D world, so he has to settle down with some random 3D person if he really wants a relationship.

>>34597361
you could try to go for girls(male)

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>>34597423
>tfw deep down attracted to 3D
>tfw also attracted to 2D
>tfw attracted to 4D

I'm disgusting...

Veronica, she looks like she'd be into playing with my ass

It's team team, join the team, you're not a pathetic fan you are a valued member of the team.

look at these two unique girls, one has light hair the other dark, one tan skin the other rosy, one wears a blue shirt the other red.

which team are you on?

>>34597354
Betty definitely, always had a thing for home-bodied blondes.

>>34597315
Not a bad song desu
It's Bastille right?
Only song of theirs I like

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>>34597315
ALWAYS, I WANNA BE WITH YOU
MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
AND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY, OH LOVE

>>34597334
I prefer the original but I like both

i think you are very unhappy and lonely ples take care

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Classic womem hate img

>>34597446
>I don't see what's so hard about walking around and shooting a gun

what an unbelievable sentence

>>34597256
Except for beta I'm none of that.

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>>34597256
you are degenate!

I have been made to have thoughts by your writing.

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>>34597256
>the most traditionalist/fascist/natsoc place in the internet
>what is stormfront
>what is ironmarch