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tfw no beta orbiter to buy me video games so that I could play with him
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>>34599342
Tell us what game you want, so we can insult your taste and attribute it to your being a girl.
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You could come over and we could splitscreen Halo 2 together?
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>>34599369
For honor
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For all my life I thought my dick was average or on the smallish side. I never really measure it and never had a comparison, until today. A metal measuring device with a scale to 6 inches fell into my hands and I thought "why not?". Turns out my erect dick is about half an inch longer than the scale. Also measured the circumference and found out why I thought it's small, it's just disproportionately thick. I've been an insecure virgin all my life, what do I do now?
I'm 24
Fuck
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>>34599339
6.5 inches IS small(ish) though
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>>34599339
Hey we're dick brothers
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>>34599645
National average in American is 5.2
Nice try stop watching porn.
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How do you feel about Nazi girls?
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>>34599338
They are typically ugly and stupid. Eva Braun was pretty, though.
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>2D
GOAT, instant waifu material, great fashion sense, 10/10 would lovingly pound while Moscow falls and Sabaton blares in the background
>3D
Typically ugly af white trash, have yet to see an intelligent, let alone wife material one
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>>34599338
>girls
i wanna
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>normies i grew up with are getting married and starting happy families
Is this the end result of being a robot? I feel so alienated.
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Work with 1 coworker all day, every day, all year.
Him
>28, 2 kids, mortgage, wife
>Goes to church every sunday
>Reads books about Jesus in free time
>Likes hunting, fishing, guns, beer
Me
>25, crossdressing faggot
>Agnostic, cynical, /polgbt/
>Go to 4chan and play WoW for fun
>Never hunt, fish, or use guns
Lol
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>>34599331
Are you putting any effort at all into getting a gf? I don't even want to look up people I use to know, fuck them, I haven't seen them for 7 years.
Do you even know what you want?
desu I don't and just watch anime / sadpanda and that replaces women.
t. 21 year old
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>>34599331
At least you still sort of know them.
Normies I grew up with disowned me and I've since delet all social media because theres no point in it anymore
I wonder what they're doing right now...
>>Mom tells me cousin coming over
>>what?
>>Open door for my cousin and her 14yr old daughter
>>Cousin is THICH
>> Her daughter also taller then me
>>The two are in the room next to me
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>>34599309
Whip out your cock
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>>34599309
>tfw in the past I've been romantically attracted to cousins and distant cousins
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Ask her if she knows much about dinosaur hips. If that doesn't work buy her a popsicle, grape if possible. If that fails seclude yourself for the next 3 months
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Saw this today. Made me feel good.
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A racist and brutal dictator partnering up being obsessed about made you feel good?
Seek help.
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>>34599320
>brutal dictator
based on what
putin was elected
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>>34599304
I really hope its the end times.
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I've been feeling weaker and weaker. My energy is running out. It feels like I'm already an old machine that can barely function right. Some gears are already shut down. Others are being shut down. There are very few - if any at all - that still work well. I feel pain in every part of my body. Heartaches and headaches too. I have been getting more and more of memory loss. I've been completely forgetting words, dates, aspects of math and other highschool subjects. It feels like my brain is shrinking. I feel extremely tired. It hurts just to stand on my two feet. I think that, if this keeps up, I won't be able to get up from bed sometime soon. My diet conists of 200g of Cheetos and 1.5l of Pepsi everyday. Nothing else, nothing less. This has been my diet for some 3 or 4 years already. I also have several other health problems. Based on my health, I really have no chance at life. I'm just eighteen, /r9k/. I don't know what to do. Even if I did, there's nothing I can do.
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Changing your diet would be a good place to start IF you weren't already so far gone. 3-4 years? On fucking cheetos?
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>>34599288
Go to a hospital. Please, anon, as soon as possible.
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>>34599846
I'm a poorfag who lives in a country with no public healthcare systems.
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Taking that nightly sleeping pill, wagecuck? It must be horrible to have force yourself to pass out through using a pill just because you cannot shut your mind off due to worrying about tomorrow's day of slavery.
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>>34599253
Making money on my own is nice. I can spend it on whatever I want. The pills help me relax so I can function better as a person.
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>>34599392
>I can spend it on whatever I want
I hope you enjoy the things that you buy, you'll have plenty of minutes between work and sleep to do that!
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>>34599545
Yeah having less free time helps me appreciate and enjoy the little time I have better.. The job provides structure to my life and my friends and family respect me more. Plus I always have the weekends!
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Poor little Charlie Brown,
Don't let love bring you down.
You'll have your day,
She'll come your way;
She'll take away your frown.
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Poor little Charlie Brown,
Don't let your hopes all drown.
You'll have your day,
She'll come your way;
You're in love, Charlie Brown.
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She's a sweet Little Red-Haired Girl,
Who's nice as she can be.
All she needs is a little boy
Who's just as perfect as she.
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Poor little Charlie Brown,
Always ends up a clown.
Who would love you?
No one! That's who!
Why don't you just leave town.
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anyone else here /bored out of their fucking mind/
>i literally am just sitting at my computer browsing r9k
>i wanna play vidya but i dont feel like it
>life is suffering
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>tfw can barely play vidya for more than 15 minutes
>spend my time staring at the screen doing nothing
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>tfw you wanna play vidya but you're too lazy to get up and change the disc
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only vidyas i have are pes2010(to easy so i get bored), Comand and Conquer for ps1(already to easy for me) and YugiOh tag force 3(too lazy to play it)
i only have a overloaded family PC and my cellphone, i want to play a shit ton of new games but cant
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Hate niggers and faggots? Join this discord
https://discord.gg/PPSfJ
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>>34599176
I will not join a bigoted discord.
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>>34599200
I was just kidding about the niggers.
Fags stay out tho
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>>34599176
>no faggots
>discord is infected with them
wowwwww
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It's not a fucking meme.
Im literally fucking done with women. I give them one more chance and they keep disappointing me time and time again.
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>>34599153
My dick is ready for you, bro.
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>>34599153
Kek pretty good, op.
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>>34599153
Woman are horrible people, holy shit.
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Who /stocker here?
I'm a merchandiser andI'm 32. Don't be like me
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>>34599123
Used to be, now I'm a mcdonalds cook
27
Kinda miss it but whatever
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>>34599140
>Reviewbrah's hair is blond in this image
What? Why?
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I'm 28 without a job, dropped out of high school
I think you're better off. Only had one job in my life for about 4 months, did a janitorial job for a amusement park
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>at school
>meet a girl in class last semester
>talk to her occasionally in my normal autistic fashion
>she's really nice
>but she's nice to everyone
>nothing happens
>think about her for a while but eventually forget
>currently 2 months later after the semester ended
>walking past her on campus today
>a wave of non-autism flows through me
>stop her and talk to her like a normal human being
>catch up in a friendly manner
>says she's glad to see me again and thought I was annoyed with her
>about to leave and somehow get her number at the end
I-I don't know what to do. If I don't call or text her I'll probably never see her again. But what if she was just being nice? What if she has a boyfriend? What if she says no and I see her again or have another class with her? I don't want to come off as "that creepy guy". I can't get over the fact anyone would ever be interested in me. There's plenty of better guys out there than me. I'm just a bumbling autist with nothing to offer her. I should just kill myself and end this suffering.
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>>34599096
Ask if she wants to grab coffee sometime
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>>34599096
No harm in trying. Nothing would happen at all if you keep on being a robot, take your shot.
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>>34599096
It's really easy dude, just send her a text asking her what classes she's taking next semester, see if you share any. Should be very easy to build a natural conversation from there. You don't need to ask her out on a date with the first text after getting her number.
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gender equality was a mistake
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>>34599057
Man, bj's feel like shit, do people actually like them?
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>>34599057
Do you have a source or not? Because that's all anyone wants out of this thread.
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>>34600048
t. I've never gotten a good bj