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>>34600726
I've tried nearly every over-the-counter medication, and some not

the best of all, is the kirkland generic sleep aid. Easiest to get at price club/Costco. It kicks in within 45 minutes and yeah, you dreams might be a little fucked up... but at least you're asleep.

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>>34600726
>not smoking dudebro to fall asleep

it's a wonderful thing!

i hope you OD soon degenerate

>>34600680
I'm scared of needles desu

Try this: one fix of heroin in right arm, one fix of cocaine in left arm at the same time if you have a friend who can help you. Guaranteed tripping balls but also guaranteed death.

>testicle acclerator
the fuck is that anon?

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>>34600600
>mom found the prostate passage

>>34601403
>being this new to r9k memes

>how many a day is safe you think?
zero, you fucking retard

Smoking sux dont do ittt

>>34600546
there are so few smokers on r9k op, you won't get many replies. I've been smoking marlboro blacks lately but i cycle through a lot of different full flavor cigarettes. those camels are good though

See you tomorrow, friend. The days are all the same.

Go forth and become beyond good and evil

You'll be back

You can never leave

Maybe you will. First time I got drunk was 7 days before I turned 18 (legal age)

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Weed is illegal where I live and I smoke everyday.

I love all the dumb kids who start thinking its not cool anymore after its legal, really weeds out :^) the annoying identity stoners from the regular people who benefit from using it.

Because I don't think I would enjoy that.

>you get to fuck the roasties after the shoot.

After the director, after the producer, after the script guy, after her boyfriend, after the make up artist, after the 34 unpaid interns, after her orbiters, after the toilet cleaner, after the cum collector, after the panties fetishist, after the lights guy, after Tyrone Blackboner with whom she had a 2 hours shoot, then yes maybe, if she's in the mood or if you pay well.

>>34600424

I want to make my own porn studio. I think all of the other ones are boring and porn isn't as good as it was back in the early/mid 2000's. They are all bland now, nothing exciting about fucking on white sheets in an all white, brightly lit room. So boring.

I don't use drugs because I am not a normalfag.

>>34600391
>>34600408

this guy gets it. There is nothing more normalfag than doing drugs.

>having the social connections needed to acquire illegal drugs
>being on r9k

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>muh drugs XD
reality was too much to take, huh little faggot? this is escapism on a whole new level

i wish all drugs were illegal holy shit. imagine if druggies would stop wasting their time by numbing their mind with the herbal or synthetic jew and actually contributed to society. drug abuse is worse for society than the fucking christian dark ages

degenerate normalfag drug users need to be gassed

This isn't?

>>34600362
i wish this was real. I can't even fap to a good fake.

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oh wow op thanks i have never seen female breasts before this is so amazing wow woah i came on cat and he hiss at penis

>>34600280
how did you escape your general?

>>34600301
my what?

oh it has to be original i guess

>>34600325
your tranny general on the fag board

where you all go to plot how to seduce straight males

As a protip if you people are literally that desperate to get laid just go to a furry convention.

You have to actually socialize and get invited to an afterparty though.

>tfw was pity invited to a brony party
>chose not to go

>>34600225
Good bless america
Sell your virginity on eBay or craiglist
Sell your ass and Dick virginity you will make more money
To go to the valhallah v8

>>34600188
dont leave us op, you are one of us

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pure sex

Find something else to do with your time

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the day my cat dies is the day i will die.

>>34600113
Where you at? I'll take care of your cat for you man.

>tfw Doggo is 18
>tfw I am 22
>tfw Mum is 55
>tfw Dad is 54

I think I have a serious lack of emotions. I don't know if I will feel bad. I didn't feel bad when our last two dogs died. I suppose when this one dies who is technically mine I'll know if I'm just being edgy or if I really stopped feeling emotions.

>>34600101
>will he think im a creep ?

Yea

>>34600101
He will talk with his co workers about you and laugh their asses off making jokes on what a loser you are and how your apartment smell like potatoes and cum.

who cares

delivery guys and clerks aren't people anyway

eat the delicious pizza

>tfw 31 years old but look 17

motherfucker i'm wasting it twice

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>>34600070
Although I was a loser shut-in in highschool I actually managed to get a stacy as a gf through some lucky circumstances.

Even 10 years later, I have to stay that the happiest I have ever been in my life by a long shot was during our 1-year anniversary and we told each other we loved one another.

I miss those days.

I had a gf in high school

one of the shittest times of my life