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No, move to Russia. You will have beautiful Russian wife and good Russian land to live off of. Must move to Siberia though, most beautiful girls there.

>>34601602
no. youtube ryan boundless for some hometruths about japan you dumb weeb

>>34601602
No, move to Iran. Very underrated place. The commoners love americans.

>>34601556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_pH07uFjeg

Not sure if it counts, but whatever.

>>34601556
https://youtu.be/VpAwrkmzmp0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUa9S6qJS5A

>>34601473
i enjoyed your post op!

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>>34601473
This was a good post, anon. unironically got me thinking

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>>34601473
>sligthly different from the way you normally see, and you also know why it was made like this

It shows Wojak the way he sees himself, crudely rendered and discretized, unable to comprehend the smooth iridescence of the world around him yet still tormented by a longing to fulfill his unformable visions of beauty

I wouldn't if I had sex myself. I'm genuinely only upset about it because I'm a virgin and I'm insecure about it.

>>34601388
Why should I let that bother me?

They stare at me like I'm something they stepped in, so I feel about the same towards them.

>>34601388
I do, but im very aware the problem is me that I dont get any and as the time passes it becomes more and more weird and the inexperience gap becomes wider.

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>>34601377
>i see that you have a 5 year employment gap. what happened here, anon?
working up the courage to apply to jobs

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>>34601406
>working up the courage to apply to jobs

>we. . . we will get back to you

>>34601377
I raised my daughter sir

>his ex gf posts on /r9k/
>he had a gf
>he ha an EX gf
And women say "dude *swallows chad's dipspit* chad doesn't go on /r9k/ *puts chads cock back in her mouth* lmao"

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>>34601281
>tfw ex gf posts on r9k and thinks a thread called >tfw ex gf posts on r9k is about her

>>34601389
haha nice troll, it's not even possible for a girl to get dumped. chad wasn't good enough for you?

I once saw a man eat his own face.

>>34602373
How do you make the text green?

>>34602397
Is it summer already??

Origingdyig

>>34601273
Open world mystery/crime game set in comfy small town

>genius
No, you're just a mediocre dickwad.

Vampire mmo. They fucking scrapped the World of Darkness mmo.

>>34601260
You have autism. There isn't anything wrong with pursuing things that interest you, just realize most people won't see what you see in them. That is because you have autism. You should probably get one of those buttons so people know.

>>34601260
I'd say try hard, makes me think of the whole "le manly man beard and plaid" subculture

though I agree they seem like the most efficient way to smoke

Fine in the privacy of your own home are a friend's home or in a secluded countryside area but if you use one in public or at a party you are just doing it for attention

Personally though if I felt like a smoke with my contemplation I would opt for a cigar, pipes taste too ashy for my liking

You'll feel really really shitty for about 4 hours

>>34601288
already did it m8. Also I only took like 2 benadryls.

If you take six more you'll see some creepy shit

>>34601211
>what are you guys going to do

regardless of whether it happens or not I am moving out of here in a few years

>>34601211
>"Low-key ...."

Normie detected

>>34601235
Where would you go?

orignallll

Fat girls have no self confidence most of the time and will take whatever they can get.
You really cant fuck it up.

>>34601251
>Fat girls have no self confidence most of the time and will take whatever they can get.
You say this, and yet they literally do not ever reply to me when I message them on badoo

really instigates a ruminate

I want to help you anon, but I'm just sitting here thinking I don't know how. I feel your pain tho bro. I know a thick qt that shows interest in me but I don't know how to go about talking to her like I used to.

>>34601188
Theres nothing to eat in my house

I've been living on cereal and bologna fucking sandwhiches since last saturday

Me and mom tried out a new Mexican restaurant we hadn't tried before and we both loved it.

>>34601188
A snickers I bought from a library vending machine a few good hours ago. Fucking buck-fifty. I regretted putting in the cash once I held the bar in my hands.

>>34601168
Im an ugly boring person who cant into other people.

>>34601168
I'm not.
On the other hand, you look like you are one, getting dressed like that won't get you laid.

>>34601168
I'm not, why would you assume that?

>>34601119
They still hang around.
Some already graduated from uni and are working.
I think a couple have kids already.

>>34601119
Two of them work at a bank I go to. They have yet to recognize me. But o look very different now. They're probably making more money than me. Can't tell if they're a couple now or not, they weren't in high school. As for any of the others, i have no idea.

I have no idea, I barely remember who was in school with me let alone did I bother to find out what they're up to.