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>>34601978
Definitely. HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY

>>34601978
TFW only attracted to girls with obvious signs of needing help

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>wanted to uphold honor, nobility and being a hero for justice
>end up being a vague asshole who wants to kill himself

my life

>>34601976
I was 23, had a good paying job and didn't hate myself as much then.

got cucked for first time

2007 was ok

>>34601936
Nice job, anon.

I recently got my forge up and running. Going to make tongs soon.

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Just backed up a bunch of stuff to a new HDD

>>34601974

What is a forge?

>>34602034
Are you replacing it or just backing it up?

>>34601925
...why did ya wear eyeliner if you didn't want to get picked on?

it's not really a question, i know that's not how it works.

sorry anon

>>34601925
This made me autistic

I had to pace around my room, this is too much.

>>34601884
bmp orig

>>34601884
pay her with funny money
shits cash mane

>>34601884

why not just fucking pay the bitch?

Stop worshiping cumskins you stupid fucking chink. Why cant you slants realize this is why cumskins dont respect you?

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>tfw asian girls want to date you because you're white

>>34601875
Go to a cosupuray con. The more weaboo the girl is the more you're likely to get laid.

im latina and a girl wtf

>>34601870
>im latina and a girl wtf
$5 says that you refuse to date/acknowledge men of your own race though

>source: I am 100% always correct and literally never wrong

>>34601870
>and a girl

Trannies don't count.

>>34601840
Honestly. For some reason the world seems to think this is too much for us to ask anon. No one cares about me to the extent that I care about them.

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>>34601840
Im sorry Anon, but that will never happen.
More often than not you will be the one giving more love than being loved back.
Accept your reality and find a way to cope.

>quality feel post
>2 replies
>BBC TRAP XDDDDD
>300 replies
fucking hell

Inertia I guess.

Do you feel embarrassed to be around them when you're not as accomplished in life as they are?

Does it make you feel anxiety of needing to improve and distress of not having improved so you don't want to show up?

>why do I want to continue doing something I have grown very comfortable in doing and prefer because it's easier

hmmm....
seriously, though. put yourself out there and do your best for your friends to repay them for whatever they see in you. friends are rare, especially like your ones, I wish I had friends.

>tfw I would but all the leftist tumblreddit tourists would just tear me down and pillory me for daring to want a gf while being not-Chad

>>34601781
I dont even think about such thing so reality doesnt fuck it up.

>>34601781
I've really wanted a girl who has aspergers or something similar, just because I really want to coddle someone. Like I keep having this dream where me and this girl are just lays my on the clinch and she's just being cute and I'm watching her.


this will never happen

>>34601776

You really should avoid them. I ended up not feeling anything while on them and became an even larger recluse.

>>34601776
If you can get an MAORI instead, or whatever they're called, you should take that route. SSRIs have side effects and negative interactions and are a bit archaic at this point

Killed my boner
Made me black out after a single beer
Turned my digestive tract to shit and made me gain a christload of weight
0/10

Do girls enjoy having their breasts fondled as much as guys enjoy caressing them? yes please

The easiest way to get my girl wet enough for sex is nipple sucking.

I don't think girls enjoy physical contact as much as guys do because if they did there would be more of them looking for guys to cuddle with online.

Nigga don't drink that. Go find like some cough medicine or something, works better.

>>34601708
I met an old lady in the hospital that did that.
Dont do that nerd

>not licking a willy for dollars
>not a real alcoholic

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>>34601648
>i better call him virgin that will make him feel
bad
i thought normies stopped using virgin as an insutl

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She's pretty based tbqh because she's a billionaire not afraid to tell people to fuck off

People who use pepe as some sort of avatar on twitter should honestly fuck off

>why havent women killed themselves?
Because we're still about a generation or two away from total societal collapse, since the cunts have contributed abso-fucking-lutely nothing to society as a whole since their civil and sexual liberation.

Also fuck JK, she constantly has to stir up some bullshit every time she's about to FINALLY fade into obscurity.
>Shit nobody's listening to me anymore
>HAHA YEAH DUMBLEDORE IS GAY! WAS THE WHOLE TIME!
>Nowhere in the books at any point does it ever even hint at that
>Shit they're losing interest again
>UHH HERMIONE WAS BLACK IN THE BOOKS
>YEAH ONCE HARRY KILLED THAT THING HE COULDNT SPEAK THE SNAKE TONGUE
>TOTALLY IMPORTANT AND RELEVANT
>PLEASE LISTEN TO MY POOR UNIVERSE BUILDING AND BUY MORE MERCHANDISE

32 m virgin los angeles

kik: zsasza

i would choke a baby for chad's roastie leftovers

Most people from my HS remained virgins up to graduation. It really isnt that much of a big deal.

reminder that everyone dies and has no memory of what happened in their life