Reminder that you're not a true robot unless your favorite Disney park is Epcot. Animal Kingdom is an acceptable alternative but Epcot far exceeds it.
Californiafags need not apply.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbaU8Mv36XU
I like the monorail that goes through that big glass hotel. Would be so convenient to have a monorail in normal life.
What exactly is the point of epcot centre? I've never been to a disney park but I don't understand what it is. Are there rides? Is it a display? What does it do?
/AnnualPassholder/ here, I go to Epcot all the time because it's clearly the most based park.
>Universe of Energy
>Spaceship Earth
>The Seas
>The Land
>Soarin'
Doesn't get any better.
Why the fuck are people so cruel?
You try to help them out, and they either walk all over you upfront or stab you in the back some time down the line.
>>34603610
Mostly herd mentality.
People are cruel when someone beyond the herd is trying to associate with them, the herd doesn't except, therefore, in an effort to maintain the mutual respect of the herd people will turn their backs on you or in worse situations they will never let you hear the end of it.
The burden a robot must carry, your social life and experiences all depend on timing or the lack thereof in your case.
Don't take people too seriously, expect that all of them will eventually let you down, and just enjoy the ride while it lasts. "Lions hunt animals for food, men hunt other men for sport"
Just don't bother with people, it's not worth it. It's either you keep them at a distance and the relationship between you two is pointless to continue, or you get closer to them and are opening yourself up for inevitable pain.
There's no winning with "friends."
>don't want to talk to anyone
>don't want to do anything
>4chan is stupid
>haven't been awake long enough to go to sleep
>just existing until I'm tired
Maybe you should stop being such a whiny bitch.
>>34603581
same desu senpai
oregeno
Basically sums up my days.
I'm going to start attending a church to find a qt traditional gf even though i don't believe in any of that horse shit, fake it till you make it.
rate my plan
delusional/10
>>34603572
Prepare to enter a world of pain my friend.
>>34603587
more like desperate/10
>>34603601
sounds like you have a story to tell
As a male, why shouldn't I use female toilets? If trannies get their way because of their mental illness, I should be able to say I identify as a female.
>>34603544
because you dont have that type of mental illness
Because you're a creep anon. Like, get away from us.
Seriously though, it is pretty ridiculous. At the fitness centre at my uni there is a giant sign in front of the women's locker room that says "All unauthorized MALE entrance will result in prosecution." Nothing like that in front of the men's lockers.
>>34603648
It's nothing to do with wanting to see girls piss. I just don't believe it's fair trannies with dicks shouod be allowed.
>You summon a pepe genie from a magic lamp
>He offers to grant you 3 wishes
What will they be?
>>34603528
1. Kill me
2. Resurrect me
3. Kill me again
>>34603528
1. A sandwich
2. another sand which
3. More wishes
Repeat
Obligatory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwic3hJ4q1A
You don't mind my big hard clit or my hairy ovaries do you anon?
I do, and I do mind that vulgar language.
>>34603477
no but i do mind your dubs
>>34603477
She (this girl) looks nice. I would like to impregnate her and have a heterosexual marriage
What's wrong with objectivism?
>>34603451
Yupsational
>>34603451
It fails to take into account that real life doesn't work like a fiction novel.
>>34603451
It's an edgy meme for edgy teens (and delusional rich people).
What's the point in trying to get a gf if you're brown?
It is a fact that all women of every race only want a white chad.
I'd really appreciate some sauce, my good friend
It's easier to get a gf of your own race than it is to race mix.
>>34603515
this.
your only option is to find a brown gf.
sorry, but you'd need to be really smart/successful to date outside your race.
Anyone else here just not interested in having sex?
Why do some retards act like putting your dick in someone is the greatest accomplishment ever?
>>34603338
Same boat as you OP-chan, I just don't get what all the fuss is about.
>>34603338
>ifunny
wow
>>34603370
>this dumb bastard doesn't realize that people get images off of whatever result shows up on Google.
Do any fembots want to be my gfmy discord is mostlytoasty
has begging for a gf ever worked on this board?
>>34603446
No idea, but I doubt it.
The siskksk
>>34603314
No anon. No one wants to be your girlfriend because you went so low to beg on r9k for a gf. Think about your pathetic life.
>finally get a gf
>she dies
good
orig giro
Dating is a numbers game. Just gotta get back on the horse.
Worst fucking feels.
Who here /fuckinglosingit/?
>don't ever know what day of the week it is;
>socially isolated, except for my parents
>constant anxiety because they are unpredictable
>can't move out because we live in an expensive city, and I depend on their health insurance
>random depressive episodes, with an overall-depressed baseline
>talk to myself, 'myself' started to respond
>vampiric, going to sleep near the start of the day, waking up after half the day is over
>get lost in my mind for hours a day
I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE
PLEASE
Tell me more about this vampire thing? I find it intriguing
>>34603363
I spend more hours awake during the night, than I do during the day,
>tfw don't have a mental illness
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT ONE SO BAD AT LEAST I'D HAVE AN EXCUSE FOR MY SHITTY LIFE
>Start talking to to Chubby Girl on Tinder
>She lives like 100 miles away
>She starts sending me nudes
>5-6/10 but better than nothing
>Keeps calling me
>We cam tonight
>She shows me boobs but wants teasing to see the rest
>I don't care enough
>Just fap to boobs and pretend to tease
>Get off in about 20 minutes
>She's even turned more turned on with me not being into it
>She keeps on going
>Now I'm stuck in a call with her while she's masturbating
>She's not cute when I'm not horny
>I just want to be done
She's obnoxious. I thought it was better than nothing, but it's not. And she'll want to keep talking when she's done. And she wants act like we're dating. Fuck this, I'm just gonna wait until I find a girl irl I'm into.
hanging up is an option faggot, she's 100 miles away
Buy a "MasterJack" pocket pussy off the internet. Real women are overrated. Stop being a stereotypical human that wants human contact.
>>34603161
post the titties nigga
Remember that busty female friend that would let you play with her breasts if you did a bunch of favors for her?
>>34603108
Yeah, I confessed to her in a fit of autism and I'd like to hope she's forgotten about me by now.
>>34603108
>Remember that busty female friend that would let you play with her breasts if you did a bunch of favors for her?
never existed
>busty female friend
>female friend
>friend
No. Get the fuck out of here, bitch.