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Its 4am. I cant fucking sleep. Again. Its not like I have anything to do in the morning though
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>>34605449
What's keeping you up?
I'm still awake because of how angry I am.
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>>34605449
heh
a classik
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>>34605462
anxiety, but I have nothing to be anxious over

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>tfw family of sub 90 iq labor workers forces me to go to university
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they want you to have a better life than they had. your family loves you, fuck you for being an asshole
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>>34605439
fucking idiot
they WORK so you can have a better life they do

if you don't get that
you're the one with a sub 90 nigger tier iq
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>>34606914
>>34605491
have you ever heard of genetics?
of course I can't go to university and complete it when everyone in my family from the last 3 generations was a labor worker you normalniggers
intelligence is genetical and environmental, my parents couldn't even help me with some homework when I was a kid

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What is the most effective way to completely cut someone out of your life?

I want to forget and I want to move on.
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>>34605438
just go away, lose anyway for them to contact you/ vice versa.

I ran away from my family. It can be hard but just go through with it, you'll be forgetting in no time.
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>block their number
>delete them on social media
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>>34605495
>I ran away from my family
Why?

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Is the average r9k user robot really a 3D waifu orbiter?
I keep seeing threads about some dumb attention seeking sluts everyday, but I thought robots hated women doing this?
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The average person on this board is a fucking normie AND SHOULD GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34605432
Don't worry. Not all of us are like this.
This is just the slow, decaying, lingering death of a board that used to be about feels, and is now about muh dick.
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>tfw no sexy redhead sweaty 2D anime waifu with nice legs

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humming thread

post and rate your hums

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bTE02TbUfI
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1re53Pqilac
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>>34605435
wow

what a great gum
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>>34605435
Hi Godzilla

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>5'6
>size 11 feet
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>>34605356
Dam anon I'm 6foot 5inches and I'm a size 12
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how big is your roastie though
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>>34605397
I'm assuming that's men's though?
>>34605423
my roast situation isn't great but it could be a lot worse

Why are all computer science nerds socially disabled? All IT comp eng kids have this dull, sullen look about them. Why is this universally the case? Is there something in the water or are the circuits making them into lifeless hollow vessels?

None of them breathe life into anything. They're as static as the computers they work with.

What's with this uncurable, inescapable phenomenon?
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>>34605307
too much internet
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>>34605307
thats not true about all of us
im a programmer and i'm energetic and enthusiastic about a lot of things
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>>34605442
yeah but you're autistic

your energy doesn't process to normies

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Tfw no gf. Know what im feeling lads?
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how do we break the loop
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fuck off fatman you have your puerto rican whore that you bought from her father for 2 goats and a sack of rice what the fuck are you talking about
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god help us all and pls give me a gf

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I just bought some pheromone cologne. I also bought a life vest because in about a week, when it arrives, I'm gonna be drowning in so much pussy.
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How are you going to keep your mom off of you?
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>>34605295
Older women have a dulled sense of smell. She won't pick up my manly erotic scent but all the chicks will.

I'm gonna lose my virginity so quick and suddenly that the town is gonna have to organize a search party
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>>34605257
Have you tried rubbing your jizz all over your body? Works just as well.

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if 20 different men cum inside a woman on a single occasion which man is the father? is it equal chance?
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>>34605253
i mean father of the baby orighijal
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on a "normal" basis whichever single sperm fertilizes the single egg.
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>>34605253
The dickhead's shape is like a mushroom so it can push other men's semen out as it penetrates.

Chances will be much higher that the last man who cums inside her will be the father.

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>be me, 24, virgin
>meet girl at work who's not a completely vapid dry lake bed to talk to
>she asks me to hang out sometime
>go to her house and get drunk
>trashed so I tell he I'm a virgin
>says she'll sleep with me
>this is literally the greatest thing that has happened to me
>realize no matter what she does I can't get boner
>feel the greatest things I have felt in my life and still nothing
>she says it must be because we're drunk
>try again a few days later
>same thing
>and again a few days later
>same thing


Wtf the fuck to I do guys? Like once or twice she managed to get it up, but as soon as she stopped whatever she was doing to actually put it inside her I lost it. I'm pretty much ready to fucking kill myself. I don't have insurance so I can't see a doctor. Do gas station dick pills work? What can I do outside drugs?
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>>34605190
It's just anxiety. Don't rush things so much. Just hang out more, take things slower.
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>>34605190
probably just kill yourself.
sorry anon, some people are just worthless like that
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How fat/ugly is this bitch?

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>walking trough city centre
>someone hits me with ball of paper
>look back
>see two guys laughing
>keep looking around pretending I don't know it was them
Why does it have to be like this?
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you must look like a hella spaz...sry man
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>>34605176

This happened to me in high school except I didn't just stand there like a bitch like OP
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>>34605349
Not as much as you look like a fag for saying hella fucking butt pirate

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>He's not using his rage and intelligence as fuel to get on top of the pyramid of society
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There are far more sensible emotional states to incorporate
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I only have rage, can go ER I guess
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>>34605147
i dont have the energy for that desu

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Cuz I'm not I'm noticing my anxiety going down.
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They dont work for me either, senpai.
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Can I get a quick rundown on anti depressants?
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>>34605145
can you give me a rundown real fast on what kind of happy pills you are using?

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How big's your dick, robots?
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Big enough to kill a small child.
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>>34605150
Just one? Amateur.
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>5.9" long
>4.7" girth

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