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>>34607707

DIE you degenerates

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVIPfSgnetA

>>34607722

Someone have a soggy nappy getting you all grumpy, anon? Maybe you'd feel better after some juice and a nap.

someone tell me about their messing experiences.

I don't understand, why does she need money to stay on Youtube? Even if she loses her phone contract, evicted, and has no internet her videos will still be on Youtube.

Who the fuck is this? Does she do porn?

>>34607687
her time is extremely valuable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQximPe6XWc

>>34607632
>Does anyone have any experiences on this?

yeah when I was 6 years old

and nothing happened

pull it back and clean your dick

>>34607632
The chances of that happening are very slim, do It you fag.

>>34607696
dont listen to this guy

just be careful and as long as your glans doesnt feel like its being smothered/choked, youll be fine

i would've chimped out after like 10 seconds, he certainly has some restraint

>>34607580
I'm so glad he retaliated. Stupid cunts think they have a right to hit people and get away with it no consequences just because they have a pussy.

I only see a pathetic, immature guy who lost his cool.

stay in school and don't smoke pot

Don't fuck up, and always attend your classes. The normies will pick on you if you're slightly different. Fucking bitches.

bring a glock to school when you're feeling really angry and sad one day

>>34607508
Me and my friend jerked each other off when we were 11. He told me lots of people do it as practice.

>>34607508
Does blushing when your crush said your name count?

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>>34607520
You fo real nigga?

>>34607498
tfw you should go here: >>34605872

>>34607498
B8. Loads of guys like femdom.

Sage.

>>34607498
l-like regular femdom or gentle femdom?

Yes, thinking it's time

i was gonna but i changed my mind
but this a routine at this point

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>>34607439
I am considering of going to the gym and breaking my dead lift PR, finally hitting 4 plates

today is the day I have been waiting for for over a month bros, it is simply going to happen. I will go early, 5 pm, so that the gym is crowded. Everyone will see me experience this glory.

Ending? LOL, this is the only the beginning.

VIVA LA REVOLUTION

take a tylenol moron

How the fuck do you weaklings even manage to get sick? Fuck, you're just as stupid as the people getting malware on the computer or phone.

>>34607452
it's because my mom got the flu last week and she infected me with her germs

Why dont you speak up then you fucking sperg?

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>speak for a good 20-30 seconds about something you genuinely enjoy/care about
>"what was that, anon?"
>"n-n-nothing d-d-d-d-d-don't worry nothing"
>"nah cmon tell me!"
>"no nothing really"

>talk
>"anon how old are you?"
>"27"
>"oh... you sound like you just hit puberty lmao"
>"n-nNO I doooN't"
>power off computer for fast disconnect

>>34607364
Call her bluff.

ignore her, ain't your fucking problem and she's most definitely just saying it for attention

>>34607364
>Cheating roastie
>can't have blood on my hands
that's where you're wrong kiddo

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3349997/Why-t-way-Woman-shares-mature-sweet-text-received-OK-Cupid-date-rejected-captures-hearts-thousands.html

forgot the link

I can understand the lack of chemistry. Women are BORING when it comes to dates. You have to be a total low test cuck to actually enjoy the date.

>>34607292
why is the dailymail always so shit?

Pls be my LDR pretend gf

But yeah, I tried to do that once to a girl and it felt horrible so I promptly ended it.

>>34607322
Isn't this the point of a practice gf, pump n dump

>>34607891
the point of a practice gf is for her to be your emotional tampon
she needs to be there for you always and heed your commands.

iktf bro

>sport management degree, majoring in marketing
>pretty solid experience in both sports and marketing industries
>applying for several jobs a day for over a month
>only job I have gotten is a two-day marketing job at my old uni for orientation week
>had an interview Wednesday for a sport and travel place but they said I'm way underexperienced for travel even though they said they really liked me

I'll probably be NEET for life too

>>34607262
You fell for the engineering meme. Why were you a neet for 8 months? Have you ever had a job in your field?

Just get recommended by someone you know. Pretty much guaranteed to get a interview. Didn't have a permanent job for two years but instantly got one after a friend from school recommended me.

>>34607097
These days, I can't remember what's weird and fucked up and what's normal.
I guess it's just your usual BDSM stuff, I've just forgotten where the line between "casual" and "intense" is

>>34607097
A note to any 'fembots' that reply to this.

Being submissive, rough sex, being choked/spanked or calling your boyfriend daddy, are all cookie-cutter sexual interests that literally 99% of females fall under. If your answer relates to any of these then don't even bother to respond.

>>34607097
"Fembot" "fetishes" are just a few variations on "choke me daddy" and that's about it