Who is your current e-oneitis robots?
This is mine. A bipolar Taiwanese weeb art girl with tattoos and a sketchy sexual history.
Every time I have sex with my gf I think about her instead, and we haven't even met.
She's also a pretty decent cosplayer.
Fucking crazy, but that's to be expected of any girl with her interests.
>>34608560
that tummy
>EW
Besides that , she looks pretty cute. I can see why you're still hung up on her.
I could cum on her tits a thousand thousand times and not get bored.
no one is going to notice anyway...
that;s were your'e wrong kiddo
Notice what?
>>34608557
GET OUT OF THE POOL EVERYONE OUT WE GOT A CODE YELLOW GETOUTGETOUTGETOUTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>start playing a new tcg
>have tons of fun playing the game
>slowly but surely i begin to become more involved in the card market than playing the game
>i always trade up, get more pleasure from ripping people off for rare cards
>eventually I have tons of cards but no real interest in playing the game, only playing the market
who else /selfhatingjew/?
>>34608533
Which tcg?
This is an important question
>>34608544
pokemon, again, this time
>>34608677
I bet you are playing the online version, aren't you?
I don't trade a lot since I've already many cool decks to play with, but whenever I see a new player that is trying to make his own deck different from the meta I try to befriend them and trade to them my goood cards, but without a chat this doesn't work anymore.
Now Im here playing a bit every day to complete the daily challenge and a bit more. Wanna be friends? If yes post your name in the tcgo general on /vp/ and I will ask you (not instantly) to be my friend, btw Im a european so maybe we will miss each other a lot.
Do beautiful people live in perpetual bliss?
Being beautiful doesn't stop someone from coming along and smashing their legs with a sledgehammer my man.
>>34608510
No. For one most don't think they are beautiful and have the same hang ups and problems others have. Don't blame how you look for your problems.
>>34608525
Isn't that a little too extreme of a way of killing them.
>tfw no bf to cuddle and watch anime with (male)
I dont like anime but Ill still cuddle with ya just to be close to someone.
>tfw no bf to cuddle and fall asleep with
>>34608507
I'll watch anime and be your best friend but no gay shit anon.
Ok so I'm a virgin. But I'm just curious why in the media there's so much obsession about doing anal. You see it in porn all the time, in movies, comedians, and anal is always portrayed as some appealing option that is a special opportunity.
Why? It seems fucking gross, shoving your dick in the same place where they shit from, and the ass isn't even built to hold your dick unlike a vagina.
>>34608490
Because unless the girl is a huge slut, she'll only do it with you because she's really into you and trusts you. It feels special and is different. It's also way lewder than normal sex. That said, I don't like it too much. Vagina feels way better.
>>34608490
There's a lot of things people like about it
One of the things I like about it is all the people like you trying to tell me I shouldn't like it
>tfw no anal gf
>>34608490
It is disgusting, degenerate even.
The bible even condemns stuff like anal and blowjobs as "unclean" and sinful.
top scientists stand up to trump
>scientists
That's a scientist though, singular
>>34608471
why the fuck is there an image from Bioshock Infinite for "top scientists"?
source?
>>34608471
>no link or source
go fuck yourself
also
>>/pol/
come on guys, lets all get together and try to talk our problems away.
tags are: r9k, r9komegle, omegler9ksome cute girls usually lurk too :^)
>>34608449
if i didnt Know any better i'd say you guys are not interetsted
Come on ya stupid facking cunts goddamn get in here
>tfw too ugly to use the webcam
Ask a virgin who just took his girlfriends virginity anything
>>34608392
do you wipe under or over, chad?
No, anon. Buying her lunch at Wendy's while eating together in silence as she looks at hotter guys on her phone doesn't actually count as "taking her virginity".
>>34608409
hit too close home, anon. not cool
I was on nofap for a couple of years and was fine but I recently had a 2-3 week long relapse and now have almost no libido, feel little on my dick and don't orgasm when I ejaculate. I also feel less enjoyment with life in general, so it may be related.
Any of you guys have any experience with sexual anhedonia?
This can happen with depression
>>34608504
You speaking from experience senpai?
All I know is that I find Ryuuko really cute.
This is it robots
We've waited many a long year to get here but we've finally done it. Stacies are no longer interested in chads anymore. Forced memes and normies love of being "different" in a token way has worked its magic, and this "trend" has been here for years so it's safe to say it's here to stay. Stacies want fatties now. It's not hard to be what they want, id say all the average robot needs to be godmode Stacy slayer is the following
>a haircut
>a well groomed beard, none of that neck beard shit
>a few tats here and there, bonus points for gaming tattoos for gaymer gurlz
>a handful of new outfits
>maybe a shower
That may seem like a tall order but most of you if you put your minds to it could probably get it knocked out in a week or two, tattoo money may be hard to come by for NEETs but saving can do wonders
Good luck my fellow fatties, normiedom is just a brief walk away.
The problem is tattoo inspiration as a sheltered white neet you don't do have anything to put there
>Implying a stacy would ever date a fat balding manlet from 4chan
They want a muscle fat bear, not you.
>>34608318
Literally anything will do, it's not like the 90s where getting a tattoo just because is lunacy, most retarded numales and stacies just get whatever strikes their fancy, like they were picking out a scarf for the day or whatever.
Even though everybody mocks numales, they are popular and do have gfs.
Right-winger might be correct, but what they propose is Chad nationalism and most of us are not masculine and assertive enough to unironically support it.
I bet most of us are familiar with leftist narratives to convincingly imitate them.
What is the downside?
>>34608276
I'm moderate and have a gf and friends. If you view life through a single ideology, you're an idiot.
They are SJWs for a reason, they are neurotic and irrational and it will seep into other areas of your relationship. You are probably better off looking for friends elsewhere.
>What is the downside?
Washing any remaining dignity and pride down the drain for a shot at making friends and getting a gf. Not even a guarantee, a shot. Don't be a fanatical retard about anything, it's always fucking stupid and narrow minded.Just be yourself
>this is the superior master race according to /pol/
>>34608257
kek she doesnt even know how to draw a line
she doesnt even lick the screen or the roll afterwards
fucking n00b kek'd
bet she's snorting glue
Never seen a fat coke/amp addict
>>34609080
>>34609099
coke ? i thought she used her phone as a tissue ?
>tfw practice gf says she is pregnant
plesae help
>>34608232
It's time for a practice child anon
don't fall for the practice wife meme though
practice daughter had a practice funeral the other day but i couldn't make it. am i bad dad?
>>34608261
I'm not joking anon. I'm fucking scared. Dunno if its mine or if shes slutting around. I'm not ready to be a practice dad or be on muary
>walk more less 15,000 steps almost every day at work
>still getting fatter every week
humanity was a mistake. nuke this planet
15,000 steps is roughly 7.5 miles. You burn about 100 calories per 1 mile. You no doubt shovel down 3000 or so calories into that food hole you call a mouth so you're gonna have to do a lot more working out or a lot less eating, tubby.
fucking kek
you just got called tubby
>>34608260
So weight loss is a fucking scam? Thanks for confirming it, soulless conformist piece of shit.