>Be me
>13 years old
>In sex ed
>Talking about safe sex
>Teacher starts talking about condoms
>Decide to contribute to the discussion
>Ask why people use condoms when they could just save money and use their socks
>Everyone fucking hears me
What autistic shit did you do as kid, anon?
>>34609045
thats not really autistic just really virgin
>>34609045
dude..idk that sounds like life ruining to me bro feels
>>34609045
That made me chuckle, but really it's like in the bottom 10% of autistic shit usually posted on here.
I mean, some people were early bloomers, but 13 isn't terrible to not understand the mechanics of sex.
I remember trading cherry bombs to some girl on the playground for a couple of torn out pics from penthouse or some shit in 6th grade. (1991 -- pre-internet-porn, so had to take what I could get. Yes I'm old as fuck.)
One of the pics had a woman spread eagle and spreading her lips, which I thought was too gross to even whack off to.
Now I'm into Proxy Paige. People develop at different rates is all I'm saying.
How do you deal with your anger?
I skip that stage and go straight to self-loathing
i do muay thai
so i usually practice
sometimes i punch walls or doors or something
By beating on /r9k/ losers
Would you accept a qt girlfriend if she had a penis, scrotum, boobs but no vag?
Would you accept a qt girlfriend with a male top half and female bottom half?
>>34608939
Why would I want a boyfriend if I'm not gay?
>>34608939
If it has a pens don't call it a girl for fucks sake!
A flat chested girls isn't the same as a Tranny. Stop being gay.
Anyone here feeling lonely as fuck? I've only hung out with one friend in over two months, and even then I only hang out with him once a week or once every two weeks. I'm pretty much alone for the whole week.
I'm only 20-years-old. It shouldn't be like this, should it?
>tfw also 20 years old and been friendless virgin ever since i left highschool
>>34608890
same here robro, luckily I have one chad friend that i hang out with every day though.
>>34608890
I haven't talked to anyone in three weeks. I'm going insane. I'm screaming but no one comes to help me
And i don't like this.
>>34608883
I wish people didn't mess up "beautiful" and "sexual"
>>34608883
>perfectly good picture ruined by autism caption
>>34608909
The problem it is that i don't find beautiful, i like women, and find beautiful, but this idea is pure fetish.
>So you're saying everything we know about the world is a posteriori knowledge derived from our interpretation of sense data transmitted from noumena, and that the mind is a separate entity creating a dualistic reality where we can also uncover a priori truths?
Wow... that's insane
*pause*
Did you see that video of a lion getting jacked by an eagle? Holy shit Jamie pull that up.
>>34608879
>See, and here's my issues with that. We live in one moment out of the billions of years this earth has been here, and yet we still think that we know anything.
*brings mic closer, raises hands to head*
>I'm mean, I'm the first to admit that I know nothing. You know like Socrates said. Like, I know you're an expert in your field...but how can we know what is the ...metaphysical... reality of what you're talking about.
>I'll give you an example, Jamie can vet me on this one *laughs* I was walking down Central Ave and a hobo cam up to me and told me exactly what I had been thinking about that day. Now, we could say he's a cold reader or whatever, but you can't explain that.
kek glad im not the only one who hates this faggot
Those of you who hate and still have the strength to sit through, you're my heroes.
i have a date with a girl tonight.
>>34608869
how fat shes????
makes me think
123char lol
>>34608975
I have done none of these
There's no better feeling than seeing a Chad fail at life. ha
>that
>chad
He's about as chad as I am.
>>34608989
Get out Chad.
KHV's only.
>>34608862
>There's no better feeling than seeing a Chad fail at life. ha
That's not a Chad.
Anyone else see therapy as kinda fake? The therapists fake a smile and tell you things you want to hear and just ask how you feel about things. It seems disingenuous DESU senpai
>>34608824
This is common defense mechanism.
>>34608824
Yeah it's bullshit. My old therapist just tried to tell me to hate my dad and it's all his fault, she was projecting her own hatred for men basically.
She was terrible, just made me feel weird and awkward. I quit that after like 2 sessions.
I once called the suicide hotline for jokes and ended up telling them everything because I was drunk.
They don't actually help they just tell you exactly what you expect them to tell you (Just make friends just go outside more)
STOP PUTTING YOUR FETISHES IN KIDS MOVIES
>>34608801
>He doesn't want giant gf
It always sucks when you think something is cool and then you find out there's this huge fetish stigma attached to it and feel the need to distance yourself from it.
>>34608801
What I want to know is WHY HER HAIR CHANGED COLOR. Why did that happen?! There was no need for it plotwise, no character in the movie even mentioned it.
For me, it's getting a decent paying job once I graduated out of college, and save up enough to buy an apartment of my own.
Then I would save up another 20k or so and buy a grand piano, and just spend my free time playing jazz and stuff. Of course I would spend some money on synths as well, because why not.
And ideally, go on a vacation every now and then, see the world before I die.and watch everyone i know have kids and complain about their kids problem
What about you anon?
i'm happy if i can continue to take the piss out of everyone.
Getting a well paying job when i graduate.
Then save up enough money to buy a boat and live in it without having to work anymore.
I would dance with the waves, feel the salty and fresh breeze upn my face.
>tfw u can feel that just by talking about it
But i am realistic, i will never have enough money to make this dream come true until i am like ... 50ish yo.
I won't have the strength i have now.
Such is the way of a dream, only alive in our imagination.
>>34608799
how much does a boat cost again?
Surely no one will dislike this picture of our great president right?
looks like me when i'm trying to hold one in tbqhwy fampai
>>34608711
he's not my president, thank God
welp... soon american citzens are going into a great depression
its been nice knowing you americans..
>be me
>went to psychologist
>confirm that I have mild autism
>also confirm I have 154 IQ
I'll trade 54 of that extra points if I could have a loving family and friends and also not went thru a horrible childhood.
I'm not memeing btw.
orenanggo
I'm curious about this. Are robots on average more intelligent?
>>34608732
No, being a Robot does not make you intelligent.
Being intelligent however makes you far more likely to be a Robot.
Basically many smart people are robots, but not all robots are smart people.
I don't want to be a nerd anymore
> waxing poetic 24/7 about depression/anxiety/autism
> can't tell when people are literally joking, constantly fact-checking jokes and killing the moment
> claims to be open-minded, but only open to the shit they like
> the autism voice
> assume everything is an intellectual pursuit all the time, unaware that normies already know drinking, smoking and going to parties is an exercise in turning your brain off, because overthinking leads to depression
> normies are more empathetic to understand traumatic shit whereas nerds have been sheltered they believe being sad for no reason when your needs are being met is way worse than being sad because your friends just killed themselves in an car crash
> nerds aren't even loyal, they throw each other under the bus, demonstrate power plays with nerds weaker than them and get people out of the group for any reason
This is all shit I've done, and shit I've seen. I've had a taste of the normie life, but now I need to be a normie.
How can I shake off my gay nerd past?
>>34608666
> OP pic
so are you a trap or a grill or what
>>34608666
>>34608888
goddamn negro
it's because you aren't looking at enough matisse
but mostly you have to realize people aren't as smart as you give them credit for and most likely its just a filler statement than some sort of subliminal insult or threat
It never fails! Go to arcanine and tell robots how if they change they have a chance, even if small, to do better and every time one of you morons will say
>"Just be yourself! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
No, you dolts, 'change' means DON'T be yourself.
You believe things that aren't true AND think 'change' means 'don't change'.
No wonder you can't get laid, huh?
>>34608606
Because the majority of robots would rather piss themselves and decry their perceived oppression than rising above their current stations in life. They'd rather life just be handed to them, regardless of their personal merits.like the entitled feminists that they hate so much
>>34608606
Unless you can explain exactly how to change then we have to change based on our own ideas. Which means being ourself. Nothing will 100% guarantee us a gf, and we do not want to do something difficult for the same result.
>>34608606
>So get motivated, change youself and get what you want
Jeez, anon, you are such a smart guy. I bet nobody has ever thought of these easy and not vague at all steps to succes.
Seriously, your """advice""" is as lazy as just be urself. Are you proud of yourself?