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>"LOOK! HES BEEN HIDING THE PICKLES UNDER HIS TONGUE THE WHOLE TIME!"
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Bubble Bass was a robot
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>>34610220
I second this
But Squirdward as well
>cheap wagecuck job
>no friends
>hates his neighbors
>only an amateur in his hobbys
>depressed all the time
>Squilliam Fancyson is a literal Chad and makes his life even more pityful
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>>34610755
squirdward is failed normie because he dreams about recognition.
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holy shit
he fucking cracked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXLWRxpuhCk
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Based e-celeb normie poster.
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>>34609832
Is this Eggman's stando?
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HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
t. Egg
>you will never be desired
>you will never be someones first choice
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>>34609794
Yeah, you're right, but I've be a lot people's lonely desperation choice when the bar closes at 2:00 am. That's good enough for me.
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>>34609794
Thanks man, I appreciate you reminding me.
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>>34610661
Cheers mate. No need to thank me. I'm just doing my job.
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second legendary soo far
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>playing overmeme
Then trying to force a 50/50 w/l rate must feel good
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>>34609777
>777
get out of here.
comment was not original.
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>>34609760
i'v got like 20 fucking lootboxes and all i have got was garbage and the tracer skin
i just want my roadhog and mei skins this is bullshit
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I disabled comments on my Facebook page so people wouldn't just leave braindead happy birthday comments there and actually send me messages or heck even call me if they cared to, if not it would be fine too.
My aunt just did the braindead HBD comment thing on something unrelated I posted recently instead.
Am I being too autistic about this? I never use Facebook except for the chat program with my family. I usually don't give people gifts unless I think of something really cool that comes from the heart, in a similar vein I don't want gift cards or cash on holidays and I never cash checks from grandparents.
What say you robots?
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>>34609742
Nobody blames you. Its normiebook and normie prime territory if youre a robot/cyborg whatever then its best to ignore on birthdays.
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Yeah I disabled the birthday thing when I had facebook it's been 2 years now since I've deleted social media. I feel empty but it feels good since I've been forgotten so easily
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>>34609742
It's autistic but not for the reason you think. Your motivations for doing that are legit, but instead you could just not show your bday and disable the remainder for your friends, so only those who know when it is will greet you.
Unless you're worried nobody actually cares to remember? :^)
BASED REPUBLICANS
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Oh Fuck yeah I live in the hood this would help soooo much I can defend myself from nogs and beans
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nice, I can finally kms
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Trump will veto it, faggot.
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>tfw a hooker pretends my dick is hurting her and then tells me my penis size is "above average"
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What a nice girl desu
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>>34609738
Seems kind of rude in my opinion.
My mom being "nice" to me is why I ended up a loser. Well, partially.
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>the asian masseuse tells you your dick is "so big" and when you look down she has both hands around it and that still doesn't cover it
I know it's cheating because asians are small but it still felt good
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ITT we talk about girls with nose rings.
Can they be cute? Do they look good? Are they a sign of white trash?
Post thoughts & opinions.
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>>34609725
Absolute trash. Not as bad as lip piercings, slightly worse than eyebrow piercings.
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That makeup is disgusting
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>>34609725
I dated a girl who had a nose piercing and tongue piercing. 5 years in she cheated, should've known better tbqh.
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is it really the average though?
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>>34609673
Not really.
They just don't want another world war.
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>>34609673
No the average is all the sizes added up then divided by the number of dicks
A 2 inch dick or an 11 inch dick will skew the average higher or lower. What you want is the most frequent dick size or the dick size that appears the most, the most common dick size. Not the average of all the dicks added up then divided
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who cares what the average size dick is, women only want the top 15%
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>Aww, were the kids making fun of you at school again today, dear? Well, come over here, and mommy will fuck your ass and make you feel allll better.~
What do you do?
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>>34609669
call her a disgusting freak whore and stab her.
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>>34609669
Well wouldn't you want to feel better? Its pretty obvious what I would do.
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>>34609669
Pull down my pants and bend over because I'm not a faggot
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Femanon here,
I had my first BBC experience when I was 17. Everything about him just exuded confidence and dominance like I had never seen from other boys before.It stretched my pussy out and I orgasmed nearly the entire time. Ever since then I could never get pleasure from an average white cock ever again. I am 26 now and have been with over 60 black guys, never once getting an STD or being abused by them (atleast, not against my will). I will probably settle down with a nice, tame white guy with a good job and stable future in a few years, but I will never fully be rid of the pleasures a large, throbbing cock on a well built black man can provide me. Maybe I'll divorce the white guy for half of his money and then go back to BBC.
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>>34609653
babby's first troll.
This is now a Trump thread
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>>34609653
hahahahahaha EPIC b8 my /b/ro!!!!1 lamo i seriosuly caNT STOP laughing
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hahahahahahahahyou are the scum of the earth
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ITT: post what boards do you browse and let other anons judge you on it
>r9k
>tg
>gif
>wsg
very rarely
>pol
>b
hate both of those boards, lurk every so often because of boredom
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>lit
>v
Rarely r9k to feel better about myself
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>/r9k/
(after Jan/25)
>/int/
mainly in New Year's Eve
/b/ (until Jan/25)
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/o/ primarily
/B/ to laugh or if I'm bored at work
/R9k/ to make myself feel better
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I'm so fucking tired of these "Waaah! Life is so hard because I'm a manlet!" threads. If you're that pissed off, then DO something about it! Don't give me that "hurrdurr muh genetics" bullshit. It's not your genetics making you small. You're just lazy. I'm 6'3", and you think I got that way from genetics? No, it's because I worked hard, drank milk, did stretches, got plenty of sleep, etc. If you want to get taller, idgaf how old you are. The only thing stopping you is the fact that you're a lazy, entitled sack of shit. Either put in the work or quit whining!
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>>34609584
Why are you angry, famalam?
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>>34609723
Because these stupid manlet threads are pissing me off!
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>>34609584
Shit tier b8 t b h
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>try to type "desu"
>subconsciously type "desu" and dont notice it until after the message has been posted
wtf is this? anyone else have something similar?
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>>34609575
r u feeling okay anon
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desu originlo
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>>34609575
huh? r u teh reterdation
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>wake up
>see this
>she says "uff anon why don't you want to make sweet, yet intense love to me?"
what do you do
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Because porn has destroyed my mind and I could only get hard if a black guy fucks you
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>>34609589
>but you ARE black, anon
what you do
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>>34609563
too skinny 4 me desu senpai