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Former accountant reporting in. I was negligent at some parts of my job due to depression. I got fired. Failed to take antidepressants for a long time, and had a series of further career embarrassments. My resume is a list of regrets. I am on antidepressants now. I am looking for work in manual labor.

>>34610383
what exactly is it to be normal?
can I not just live how I want to?

>>34610383
> had tons of friends from 2nd grade to 7th grade
> shit was nice
> had a few girlfriends but it was kiddie middleschool relationship bullshit
> still a virgin
> around 8th grade get depressed and distant
> by freshman year have about 4 people i talk to
> sophomore year i was such a loser that i just slept during classes
> junior year i actually went to a kegger, alcohol, drugs, the works.
> wasn't as fun as i thought it would be, come out thinking parties are overrated.
> drop out of highschool halfway through junior year
> currently neet with no drive or motivation in life
> waiting for natural selection to pick me off

i don't know, i just have no drive to do anything and the shit i did didn't feel rewarding.

Why can't women initiate or carry on a conversation online? It feels as if I'm interrogating them, sending them questions and they send dumb one line responses and wait for my next question.

>>34610370
The only value the majority of women have that you will interact with are their looks. Don't expect them to be interesting, or be good at conversation, or to be unique. Once you see them for what they truly are it will get easier for you.

>>34610370
hate to say it but it depends how attracted she is to you.
shes taking to 10+ people at once, she doesn't have time to put a lot of effort into the ones shes less interested in

the super hot girls are always smart and funny because they're going for guys that have a lot of options so they need to be

the average girls are lazy because they're in the pool with guys with no other options who will do anything

generally, doesn't apply to all females

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>>34610297
My language is the only one that matters, Varg

I'm almost bilingual Varg! Give me another year and then I'll say I'm close enough to fluency to call myself fluent.

Don't care for tabletop games however.

If you don't know at least one other business-oriented language (Spanish, French, Russian, Mandarin, Arabic, Korean), you're worthless and it'll be that much harder for you to get a decent job.

The pidgin Japanese you "learned" so that you can play your weeb games and watch your weeb cartoons doesn't count.

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>>34610270
what? that doesn't even make sense anon

I think its theoretically possible but extremely unlikely

Possibly. But more likely is that, by the time the polar bear changes enough to be closer to grizzly than polar, it won't be consisdered a polar bear anymore.

Genetic variations due to sexual reproduction (the way a polar bear can have genetic diversity) are minimal compared to the rest of the bulk of information that encodes everything else, from how this specific cell can encode protein #52711 to being able to grow 4 appendages and not 8, and information like this does not vary (unless in extreme mutations) during sexual reproduction.

>i love to travel
>they only go to the most touristy places with no original culture left

>Name a more normie hobbie

"Hanging out with friends"

>>34610241
>Umm well I LOVE to read, my favorite genres are romance and mystery. I also like skiing - only did it twice but it's like soo fun I wish I could do it all the time.
>I like singing and danciiing and drinking wiiiine and OH - I LOVE eating I'm like such a pig
>I HATE small talk I just really wanna have deep talks and learn about people's dreams and stuff
>I'm SUCH a coffee addict LOL

Typing this out makes me want to end my life I hear this shit at least once a day at Uni

All joking aside,find him in the middle of the night,fight him,and make sure he doesn't forget who is in charge.

>tfw oneitis has a long-term bf.

Nothing I can do about it.

if my oneitis ever got a bf then I guess I'm finding a new oneitis

>>34610219
doesn't mean you have to keep it, cunt

>>34610227
it adds a nice splash of colour i think

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second monitor on the way

>Romulon
>jointz
>buddies doing it
>depends if the prices are going to be competitive, if the govt keeps the same $10+tax per gram im not going to get all my supply from there. I dunno yet tbf

Here I'll go ahead and get us started.

>Favorite Strain?
Blue Cheese

>Favorite method?
Hand pipes

>What got you started?
Hanging out with a couple of depressed KHVs. They used bud to help them hide their problems.

>Legalize it?
Totally

>>34610187
It makes me more anxious but not even prescriptions help.

Aside from that it makes playing games and going to the movies funner.
/blog

18/10
also 14/14

>>34610151
19.5/9.5 here (right hand, which is non-dominant except for using the computer mouse)

According to this test: http://www.handresearch.com/diagnostics/finger-length/femininity-masculinity-factor-hands.jpg,
I have a feminine 2D:4D, androgynous hand shape ratios, and a slightly feminine M/F hand factor.

you'll aways find something new to complain about eh?!

Probably going to invite my girlfriend over tomorrow night, drink vodka and watch movies, fuck, cuddle then fall asleep

Me and a couple friends are probably going to cook some food and smoke.

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"I'm going to watch the superbowl. B)"
>wut? anon that's NEXT weekend
"O-oh w-well... that's what I'm doing..."

Is this Satsuma's discord with the meme global emojis?

>>34610104
>discord
>all the cute girlyboys replaced with blacks
Why bother?

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>>34610148
Don't you watch Milo? He's our guy and he says black cocks are great!!!

The trash and basic cleaning should be doable in a matter of hours at most. Broken window can be covered by a curtain and the hope that the landlord doesn't open it. Chipped paint can be painted. Hole in the wall can be covered with a piece of furniture depending on where it is. I have no idea about the pipe.

Buy yourself some bleach wipes and go to fucking town. Oxiclean and related products for the carpets should work. Similar things for the countertops and whatnot.Borrow a vacuum. Place your furniture in a nice, pleasing orientation instead of haphazardly strewn about. Organize your dragon dildo collection so it's not just in a pile.

Presentation will get you halfway there, anon.

put all the garbage in the bin
paint over the chips
remove all the broken glass shards on the floor and blame the actual window on sporty kids if they find it
10-20 layers of duct tape on the pipe unless it's a big one or a gas pipe, in which case ur fucked
clean the semen with detergent, vinegar, "kill-everything" sanitary spray, bleach or something else of the likes and if all else fails sandpaper/cut the affected areas off

ur not specific enough about the hole, is it a punch sized hole through the plaster (duct tape and paint) or is the entire wall section torn down? (Yourfuct)

>>34610081
Despite everyone's helpful suggestions, I still offer that maybe if you are incapable of living like a human bean you should stay in the forest. Or in a garbage dump. Or a grave. Whatever.

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>>34610009
2) Build a habit of success and growth: This will lead to real confidence (internal) and real success(external)
a) Set a small daily task, such as 'walk for 20 minutes'. Repeat this until it is a habit.
b) Create another, such as 'clean the bathroom every day and take out the trash when I am done'. Repeat this until it is a habit.
c) When you have 3-4 of these new daily habits, make weekly habits such as 'go to the park and talk an hour walk every Sunday'
d) after 3 of these you can build 2-3 habits at a time.
You can repeat this until you change your routines to be more productive *with less mental effort*. You will also build the mental habit of finishing what you start and the emotional habit of success. Large accomplishments are built on small ones.
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>>34610053
3) Expand you mental horizons. This will make you more adaptable in new situations and more able to rapidly respond to change
a) Set aside time to read every day, at least 20 minutes with 45-60 minutes better
b) Make sure you read quality works: the classics of literature (/lit/ has lists, your library does, too) and good non-fiction.
c) Keep a dictionary handy and use it as needed
d) In addition to your normal TV, replace some with movie classics
c) Listen to classic Old Time radio when travelling; this will improve your vocabulary and expose you to a broader range of conversation
As your vocabulary and verbal skills improve you will become more adept as active listening with others
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Are you of Indian origin or has Priyanka Chopra become somewhat popular in the US among non-Indians too?

>>34609942
It's Friday you faggot

>>34609942
Pretty sure such a short lunch break is in contravention of EU labour laws, neetfriend

>>34609942
I wish. I hate being off the clock, but they make me take at least 45 minutes.

Pls guys I need some ideas here. I might ask /b/ too but they might be too wrapped up in porn so that's why I asked here first.

You could talk about negative female stereotypes in anime that make men despise women and fuck each other, or how hentai is making betas too horny so they fuck each other, or how homosexuals are naturally drawn to anime because it's gay

I think people just take anime too seriously
but at the same time im literally the 4th hokage