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>>34611067
end the search m8

Youll never take me alive copper!

>>34611067
Go back into the >>>/trash/ where you belong.

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>>34611054
(you) [you] {you}
friend

>>34611054
>you slip away from the maelstrom unnoticed
there is no happier ending

I want to kill mussels

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>>34610973
>tfw this happens all the time
>tfw the only people who call me are scammers

fucking scammers

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>>34610973
>1 new message on voicemail

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>>34610973
>phone rings
WHY THE FUCK IS SOMEONE CALLING ME WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? WHY WOULD SOMEONE CALL ME WITHOUT PREARRANGING THE PHONE CALL?

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is this ok <youtube

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Guess it's time for me to go shopping...

>>34611805
Why are the sport socks referenced?

>>34610896
Who is that plump pound cake?

>>34610896
Sounds cool but you should have gotten her number or something

>>34610896
did it work?

truly the most original post to ever been made in all history of chinese bloodsports training grounds

>>34610867
Just show him it's a prank, bro.

>>34610867
Tell him he's racist for not accepting your lifestyle.

>>34610941

Literally this.

Don't put up a fuss if you get fired, then sue the fuck out of him.

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Another class a normie piece.

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>>34610849
normies LOVE pic related

>>34610885
>>34610950
nike is generally pretty normie and nike trainers are for FUCKBOYS. also skinny fitting khakis are a big normie meme

>>34610842
By asking black girls out on dates...

>>34610842
>be white
>have attractive and aesthetic face
>masculine body frame
>successful career
>being yourself

Be Chad or Tyrone with a big dick

The end

hallucinogens, alcohol, lots of sleep, and reclusive social behavior.

>>34610826
Not OP, but what if I don't wanna use drugs?

>>34610834
anime, games and internet.

But drugs work better

>you will never play split screen Goldeneye with your best friend again

The internet was a mistake (for normies)

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>you will never play Super Smash Bros. Melee with your best friend every day during the summer

it makes me sad too

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>>34610817
>you will never have a Halo sleepover with your friends again

I miss the days when I could just pop in KOTOR or even Mass Effect during my high school days and just play for hours on end and forget about my troubles.

Nothing is fun anymore.

>>34610674
"I am Asian."
g

>"I hope I'm passing desu."

>"I'm a gook and we all look the same"

Mobilefag detected.

>>34610669
Busted. I fucking knew it.

YOU MEAN THE CHAOS EMERALDS

AHAHA

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Left is Anri Okita and I dunno who the right one is.

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>>34610586

I was here to give a quick rundown but your post killed my sides.

Good job anon.

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>>34610586
>Left is Anri Okita and I dunno who the right one is.
made me laugh out loud to be honest

whatever floats your boat, op.
If you had turned to religion you'd pay money to them. so it doesn't really matter who's taking advantage of you

>>34610462
How is it "taking advantage" if I get something out of it too? More than I ever could otherwise.

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>>34610408
I wish a girl like that existed.
But even if someone would genuinely care about me that much, there's not a chance of meeting someone like that simply because of NEETness.

It's a dead end.

>>34610386
>still being able to fall in love

>>34611458
Not anymore. 3 strikes. I'm out.

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>>34610386

>When you fall in love with a woman who was in your dreams and feel the deepest truest love you've ever felt only to realize she's not real and you'll never see her again because she was a product of your unconscious brain

This is truly hell