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Hey anon! Go play Pokemon again.
When you fight a female trainer, intentionally lose and jerk off to throwing the fight just because she's a girl. Also the fact that you give her your money for nothing is also pretty hot.
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Anon, I need that money for ultra balls
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You've convinced me to never come back to this board ever again.
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>>34611490
It would be better to give it to her you know that <3
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Anon, today, were doing p90x and more cardio
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>>34611433
FUCKING ROASTIE TODAY IS MY REST DAY
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>>34611433
>MUST MAINTAIN CAREFULLY CONTROLLED PUBLIC IMAGE
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>>34611433
>Anon, today, were doing p90x and more cardio
I have literally never exercised in my life
I am not gonna start now
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Well hello there wagie. Its finally friday and your looking forward to the 2 measely days off.
Oh wait, your boss Mr. Shekelberg is asking you to stay late today. Its fine, its not like you had any plans on friday night seeing as how being a wagecuck doesnt give you time for a social life. Sorry to hear that. But atleast you get to sleep in tomorrow.
Anyways, see you monday....afternoon that is. I plan on waking up around 1pm after staying up all night playing vidya and watching anime. Mailman doesnt arrive with my neetbux until 3pm anyways
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the wagie is sad and depressed as can be
He sits at his desk and dreams of being free
He opens the window and sits on the ledge
He then shuffles a bit, to get closer to the edge
He launched himself off and falls 10,000 feet
But to his horror, he is caught by the NEET
He sets him down and says with a smirk
"No luck, wagie now get back to work"
originaleeeeeeee poor wagies
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>>34611401
have fun killing yourself at 30 you waste of space
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>>34611425
awww is wagie ragie mad?
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Can i even get better at this? Whats that im doing wrong
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do puzzles on lichess
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>>34611362
Play more
Play more
Play more
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>>34611784
>Play more
>Play more
>Play more
loving this meme
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Robots have you aquired a fetish to fuck a 'progressive'?
Having watched too much sarcuck of a fag and other jewtubers I have inherited a desire to rail feminists, marxists etc. I'm a bong so we don't have as many of them, which probably fuels the fire further.
Pic very much related.
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>>34611321
anyone?
not at all oregano''
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>he watches some faggot pseud rheoritician on youtube complain about "muh evil feminazis" while sticking bananas in their fat ass
And you fuckers wonder why you don't have a gf
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>>34611371
Normie please go.
I watch YouTube mainly for entertainment and to see different perspectives outside of my social group.
>ugly
>go to a majority black college
>had an Afro most of my life, like all other autistic black guys i've met
>finally decided to get dreadlocks instead
>I'm still ugly, but I blend in now instead of immediately sticking out
>as long as I don't talk, people don't seem to notice how ' off' I am
I'm not any better looking, in fact I'd say I look worse than I did before, but I can walk in public now and feel completely invisible. No longer do I get stares and glances, people just look right over me. Feels amazing. Have any of you anons ever changed your appearance to fit in better? Did it work?
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>>34611277
When i see afro i think "sjw" not nerd. having an uneven lineup is alot nerdier looking
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black nerds are terrified of the barbershop that's why
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>tfw white
>Hair too curly to comb or do anything with so I'm stuck in some purgatory of white and black hair
>Live in majority black/Hispanic area
>Always told to try out black hairstyles, someone recommended waves for me today
>I just want flowing white people hair, I don't even know where this came from in my family, no one I am related to has this hair
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You are now thinking about that certain person.
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What's their name, /r9k/?
>Anna
Too bad she turned out to be a heartless whore.
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Her name is Stacey.
But she's not like the others.
She's a gem.
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>Jenna
Pretty sure she still hates me for dumping her (in such a manner) but I literally did it for her own good
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I'm thinking about Hyacinth from Keeping Up Appearances
She's a silly woman
But I often feel bad for her, and I dislike a lot of the other characters more than I dislike her
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Who else feels like this book reflects the entirety of his life?
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Sort of
No metamorphosis ever took place, though
I started out that way
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I'm more of a "The Trial" guy. People keep evolving their ideas to put robots down and everytime robots prove them wrong they come up with something new. Eventually it's just going to lead to our deaths.
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>>34611292
Well, I thought of the metamorphosis like a change in a mental way. One day you just realize that everyone treats you like a bug, because you're different, but you accept it kind of.
>made edibles
>waited an hour and a half
>only slightly high
>smoked a joint
>now fucking soaring and only getting higher
So let's have a dudebro thread. Whatchya smoking? Whatchya listening to? What's on your mind brother?
smoking
>swazi gold
listening to
>erykah badu
what's on your mind
>should i make another sandwich
>should i finish this joint
>why aren't my imaginary friends as vivid as they were last year?
Honestly, is there anyway to increase that shit? My imaginary friends were pretty much tulpas last year, now its hard to even summon one. Do you have to be really depressed for them to be that vivid?
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Smoking on some top-tier crumb wax
listening to this breathy hipster shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h59-aomVyM
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>want to spend the day being high as fuck but my lungs are totally FUCKERDOODLED by bronchitis and I can hardly breathe as is
I can handle being all kinds of sick but when I'm too sick to smoke weed that's just cruel and unusual
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>>34611270
Have you considered making/eating firecrackers?
>preheat (toaster) oven to ~375F
>schmear some peanut butter (the more fat the better) onto one side of 2 crackers
>sprinkle some ground herb on each cracker
>sandwich the halves and wrap in tinfoil
>pop in the (toaster) oven for ~10-15 mins
>walla
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I fucking hate my life and wish I could just die on the spot instantaneously.
Does anyone else know how this feels? I don't even want to be 'happy' because I see happiness as this remote state that is impossible for me to ever achieve; it's for other people, who have better luck than me.
>lonely
>NEET
>living with parents
>total failure
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>>34611168
I know, I'm a pussy I can't anhero
>no friends
>NEET (dropped school, lost my fast-food job)
>living with grand parents because my parents threw me out
>steal liquor and passes out alone in my room
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Just pay someone to kill you or ask someone to do it for free and get your body
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>>34611213
relatable, except my parents haven't thrown me out yet.
i'd kill myself if i wasn't worried about how my family and close friends (all internet friends but still close) would react.
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Why is it so hard to stop browsing 4chan?
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Because it's the only human interaction you get anymore.
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>Because it's the only human interaction you get anymore.
>mfw
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I don't know nigga, it's just everytime I stop doing something else it's like an automatic reaction ''oh I should open r9k and see if theres any interesting threads''
Like right now I stopped playing a videogame about 5minutes ago and here I am.
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>tfw you were born black
This sucks.
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>>34611142
It doesn't have to suck
do well in school and people will respect you
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No, you CHOSE to be black. If you want to be white, start working towards it.
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>>34611142
i want to get fucked by a black guy op
w-would you fuck me?
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Now what's your excuse for being a virgin?
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what the FUCK is wrong with niggers?
of course not original
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>>34611169
Better question would be why is she with them?
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I guess I kinda find this funny. I feel nothing but contempt towards the cunt though. This is a new level of degeneracy.
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ITT: Post the last text message you received from a girl (any)
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>tfw had no girl to text until last night
>got the contact info from a qt girloff /r9k/
>pretty sure I'm not being catfished
>still dont know how to do the LDR meme if I wanted to lock down that bagina
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>>34611154
cease contact immiediately
every female on /r9k/ is either a complete sociopath or underage or both
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>Sounds about right
She sent me a picture of some photographer with the same name and asked me "What have you been up to"
Only the picture came in about a minute after the text, so I had already replied to it as a question, to which she responded the above.
First time somebody other than my parents have texted me in a year.
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Has anyone oneitis begged you to take then back? How did you respond
>be me
>virgin
>get really close with girl
>she's perfect for me. Basically me as a chick
>but she's crazy as fuck
>we fool around many times but never actually fuck
>almost did once but couldn't get hard
>she's really into, I'm really into her but she doesn't want a relationship
>starts getting really close to one of our friends, like really close
>she starts living with him because she got kicked out
>they may be fucking, but idk could be over thinking it and he could just be an oribiter
>begin distancing myself and eventually cut contact for a few weeks
>she starts talking shit to me like calling me a bitch, ugly, and telling me to go fuck myself but I never responded to that
Ffw to last night
>hanging with friend eventually meet up with her and friend shes living with
>kinda awkward
>she calls me later, not with friend she's at her familys place
>calls me
>spills her heart out to me
>begging me to take her back, apologizing for all the shit she put me thru, crying, talking about how's shes crazy and fucked everything up
>wants to be friends and make things up
>telling me how much she cares about me and shit
>just tell her I need time to myself
>she says I understand
I don't know what to do, I want her back but if she's with my friend then fuck it, fuck em both. She texted me later just saying how she wants to see me again and if I want to hit her up then I should.
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Bumping
Oreg
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>>34611080
Cut your losses and move on. Best of luck anon, it's harder than it sounds.
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>>34611080
Here is your (You) Mr. Norman.
Now leave this board and dont come back.