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>>34611966
>doesn't even have to be cute i'll take anyone
post skype/throwaway

>>34611966
Would you be okay with a cocklet. You might not even feel it going in your ass.

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>>34611993
are you from the uk?

>>34612010
>i'll take anyone

>>34611960
you wear it so everyone will see how cool you are

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wear it outside
try and hit on a girl

Why the fuck did you do that? You're encouraging him to shill here more now.

>>34611875
Yes that is possible, I do it when I'm in public and too risky to have my hands up my skirt.

>>34611875
That's pretty cute actually.
>tfw no gf to have cute orgasms

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>>34611875
>Any fembots here can confirm if pic reIated is possible?
what the fuck is happening here?

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>>34611868
>Do Japanese make good wives? My grandfather told me I should try to marry a Japanese woman.

obviously it depends on the girl but if you find a loyal Japanese girl from a good family she will be the best wife possible

I want a Japanese wife to be honest your grandpa is a smart man

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>>34611868
why don't they have any chairs or tables ffs I never understood why those nippons are always crawling around on the ground. they even sleep on the floor without a proper mattress that cannot be comfortable

Ask epicnamebro

>>34611783
use it as lube

mitchum dried the fuck out of my armpits. not only did i not sweat, but my pits got chapped with dryness

>>34611783
i just started using that last year. best shit hands down- just gotta control how much comes out but my sweating problem is solved

That your mom loves you and you can't kill yourself

[Spoiler] and of course, she wants to fuck[/spoiler]

dunno sounds like the kind of thing someone would say if they were about to off themselves. better get in touch.

>>34611756
Sounds like a cry for help.

all u have to do is gain 30 pounds it's easy buddy

>>34611681
>'killing yo7rselr
Just go to a gym fatty

>>34611704
Gain 30 pounds in two weeks?

Are you getting treatment for your anxiety?

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Have a workaround. Cars are honestly going out of style anyways. Earn enough money to get an Uber and then go fuck.

This may not be the case, but I should point out that don't let little things like this get in the way of your end goal. If my thinking is correct, you're just creating small hurdles for yourself but you feel you can't overcome, to create excuses for not committing to action.

If a girl wants the dick she's not going to stop you from giving it to her cuz you don't have a car.

>>34611601
Do you have a job though? I would be happy with not driving if I could get a job but I am pretty sure not having a car would complicate things. Also would be known as "that 23 year old retard who can't drive". I passed driver's ed and got a permit but they make you keep the permit for 6 months and I never got to practice with my dad and then during the few times he let me practice I fucked up backing out and it caused a group of teenagers to whip out their smartphones and laugh at me which triggered me deeply.

>robots are not nice guys
>actually nice guys are attractive to girls

My problem isnt that I'm a """nice guy""", my problem is that I'm not white

>>34611774
Nice guys are attractive to girls, provided that they have other things to offer them.

We all agree that protein is good for you, would you eat a wet hotdog off the floor just because it had protein?

How do South Americans get so white?

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>>34611533
>live in South America
>tfw qt south american bf
Life is great desu famalam

>>34612472
You're probably a fag though

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>>34611511
I'll pile on the candy, it's such a pretty sight.
It makes the food taste a dandy, but my tummy hurt all night.

I'm ready for cucking by the book if you know what i mean

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>>34611511
>Hey anon! Are you ready to do the cooking by the book?
fuck you lazy town bitch

cooking is the woman's job

>paul joseph watson
>ignored by women

he's the definition of chad he's handsome as fuck

>>34611503
Hmm really mainstreams my media

Mock him as much as you want, but he make's great points and is pretty good looking ngl

i think he was pretty good at it actually

>>34611489
Do you mean worst as in most brutal or worst as in least successful?

>>34611489
He was a decent serial killer

>>34611484
I think I have one. It's this tiny hole on the top of my ass crack, it's been there for over a year now, I started just being too embarrassed to go to the doctor but now that it's been so long I feel like I don't need to worry about it.

>>34611518
The doctor probably sees shit 10 times worse than this every day, you should never be embarrassed to go to a doctor.

For me getting this fixed was a huge quality of life improvement, being able to sit anyway I want without a massive sting in my ass is great.

>>34611484
Got two. First one above my coccyx, second right next to my anus. First one opened up again a few days ago, so i've had toilet paper stuffed in there to stop the bleeding until it closes up.

Saw the doctor when the first one began, he said it'll probably close itself. Saw him again when the second one showed up, a literal second asshole, and he said the same thing. Now i'm in a position where I can't afford treatment and they're both just getting steadily worse.

>>34611454
lots of porn is on youtube under the guise of "art"

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I wish I was making this up

oihliuasdghbhil

Youtube is slowly dying.
>inb4 its already dead