>tfw it's going to be another lonely valentines day
>the qt I had a crush on finally found a bf and she does all the qt girly things to him
I want the bad feels to stop
cant wait for valentines,
we're all gonna have a great time robots : )
you and i are gonna cry together
>tfw have to go out today or tomorrow and buy a couple bottles of liquor before valentine's day week
>because I'm sure all the normos will be at Specs buying wine for their relationshits
>>34613023
>Coworker asks me what he should get his girlfriend
>he knows that I never have sec ever and haven't been with 1 girl in the past 2 years.
Living beings are selfish fucking things, let me tell you
>tfw utterly uninteresting
Im sure there's some interesting stuff about you, you probably are just too into your head or antisocial to let it out.
>>34613007
fit, 5,11 tall , 7,9 5,9 dick
with the charisma of a brick wall
>>34613007
same.
and i was told that i'm boring straight up.
i knew it all along, but never had anyone tell me.
felt weird.
>tfw ive spent 500 dollars on lotto tickets this past month
Ive realized that the only way i dont end up killing myself is if i have everything i need and i move away to another state and get a new identity and remain isolated, this is literally the only thing im clinging to anymore
>>34612964
You know you're not going to win the lottery, right?
>>34613381
Its astronomically unlikely yes, but killing myself isnt any better
>falling for the idiot tax
Why do spics like cleaning they're cars so much?
because they have cute latina girls in their cars all the time sucking their dicks
unlike you, who doesn't get your dick sucked in your nice car by a qt mexican girl
>>34612850
>they're cars
>>34612881
>Mexican
>QT
Nice try Juan. Plz go back to building the wall
Why are threads like this one so rare?
>>34612758
go to /a/ or /b/ or /h/
Cos men not boys in mens bodies like the real thing ....fagot
>>34612758
>tfw when a hot girl peed on your leg in a pool and it was dark enough you could see it.
>be me
>be ancap
>go to Sleep concert wearing my patrician MAGA hat
>fucking degenerates smoking weed all around me
>having a grand time with my friends in the crowd
>whensuddenly.jpeg
>leftist cuck feminist cunt behind me tells me to take my MAGA cap off
>says it's "offensive and no one likes it"
>typical lefty cuck
>kek myself and tell her to fuck off
>she keeps arguing with me
>typical again
>cont.
>we keep arguing till her cuck boytoy tears off my hat and throws it into crowd
>hulk mode activated
>go on a full autistic rage into the crowd
>full on REEEEEEEE mode activated
>get tackled by nice right wing gentlemen who wanted to help me find my hat in the end
>mfw
Pic related, it's me
>>34612736
Did you censor your face because you're an emaciated nu-male? Nice counterfeit bootleg hat btw
Why on earth would an anarcho-capitalist support Trump? Stop forming your ideology on /pol/ and Reddit memes you dumb fuck
>>34612757
If I don't censor it then I'll get a bunch of leftie cucks in my inbox
Reminder:
all the best games follow a strict policy ABAP
>As
>Ballin
>As
>Possible
>>34612621
>tfw PS3 make the best games
>>34612621
That little controller looks like a DILDO
>>34612677
that shit look like aDILL. DOUGH./spoiler]
Why don't you just modify your penis robots? Maybe it increases your appeal to girls.
>>34612610
This is a blue board, you cunt. What if someone was eating just now?
>>34612627
Oh, wait. No, it's not. It's orange. But, what if someone was eating? Gross.
>>34612610
DELET THIS
Orion
post yfw you cum
>>34612444
very impressive digits, anon
>>34612740
>very impressive digits, anon
ty anon
>>34612444
It's an expression of pure bliss.
>that feeling you get when you have no girlfriend
>>34612299
> that feeling when I relate to your feeling all too well
>>34612299
>that feeling when double dubs will never get you a girlfriend
>>34612299
How is this origi?
>tfw when she has a Physics PHD.
>Dr.Stacy ??!???!
>she could have lived life on easy mode.
>she could have married the richest of the rich.
>she could have dropped out of high school and lived a comfy life
>tfw she has the passion and determination to go through hell in vain.
>wtf.jpg
This doesn't happen IRL?/??!?!?
How is this possible? What is going on?
>inb4 her looks got her where she is.
Couple of reasons.
1.) Affirmative Action benefits white females the most
2.) My mom said it best "at some colleges its not about what you know, its about who you sleep with"
how is abusing your looks to get easily into positions of power in academia leading you to an extremely easy and comfortable life choosing to "go through hell in vain"?
>>34612294
>she could have dropped out of high school and lived a comfy life
This right here is why you can't get a girlfriend. Not because you're socially awkward, not because you're ugly, but because you're fucking dense and naive as a child in kindergarten
what do you fuckers take when life's got you really down? my dentist gave me about 20 oxycotin pills for my wisdom teeth removal last year, this shit is so good. i swear to god you can pop one of these and feel good about anything, beats alcohol.
Opiates are the best drug in the world. Drinking some poppy seed tea right now, gonna be high as fuck for ~12 hours. Then Ill pick up my klonopin prescription, smoke some weed, and head out to play Dungeons and Dragons
>>34612307
i love opiates but i wish there was an easier way to get them. even prescription ones'll kill you if you fuck around with it too much, can't imagine what kind of crap junkies will sell you.
>>34612307
>opiates
I thought those were the shitty drugs that you need to use just to not feel terrible.
Today I found out that my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheatingkind of. So today she tells me that about one year ago she sent nudes to some guy on tumblr. She also tells me that she used to regularly post nudes on her tumblr around the same time. I am still extremely pissed off and am trying to debate whether I should break up with her or not. I don't want to do anything rash. If she were cheating with someone irl, this would be a much easier clean break, but I don't know.
I don't want to let her stick around and set the precedent that infidelity of any sort is okay, but at the same time, this is my first long-term girlfriend and she is a huge part of my life. Giving her up would crush me and I am honestly afraid of being alone.
The man in me says break up with her, and the woman in me says stay with her. Any insight would be greatly appreciated.
>>34612263
hahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaha
dump her you retard
>>34612263
Trickle truth. Run.
leavethathoe.exe
It's not gonna get better, especially if you forgive her
Not leaving her right now is just gonna end in you getting cucked
Reminder that women arent capable of loving men, they only fake it. They have been taught by girl magazines to pretend "love" and "heart pain" so as to up their potential on the dating market.
If you ever meet a girl who says she loves you she is guaranteed lying and after your money. Girls have no interest in anything except money, they loathe guys and look down on most of them because they are such easy walking ATMs
Only morons would marry and have children with these cash hungry backstabbers in 2017. There are no good women and there never were
said the permavirgin pussy
so edgy
>>34612058
>all women are the same
Stop making women the center of your universe and at least part of your autism is solved.
How do you deal with bugs, insects and maggots crawling in your rooms?
Recently I have been seeing more and more ants in my room, often times waking up to some of them on my arms, and sometimes also seeing them on my computer's monitor.
What do you think of the issue?
>>34612035
>How do you deal with bugs, insects and maggots crawling in your rooms?
hasn't been a problem for me honestly
try diatomaceous earth
just put the shit in the cracks of your bed and where ever those niggers are
i hate them, but they dont really bother me even if i dont do this, not sure why
in my old place though they attacked me a lot, it was hard for sure
maybe start cleaning up after yourself?
i used to be a huge slob...like hoarder lvl of slob.
it took the embarrassment of having a female want to stay over but i said no bc my room was such a fucking sty.
cleaned my whole house like amotherfucker after that...been almost a year and i'm keeping it clean.
it feels so much fucking nicer living in a clean house...and not having to step over piles of garbage or ignore disgusting odors...or finding new life forms living in old dishes....and oh yea, no bugs.